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☆vanumanum fic menu (july edition)☆

♡ Definitely Coming to an Ao3 Near You

- caldreamin' hoon ch 1 (for hoon day!)

- armageddon ch 3/4

- dearly missed 5

- lyi 36

♡ Not Committing Myself But Maybe

- hoef 37 (sumin interlude)

- dearly missed 6 (insane I know)

- very redacted into the ether i actually will not claim

- other redacted into the ether

♡ Genuinely Up in the Air

- lyi 37 (JINSIIIIK BIRTHDAY CHAPTER YIPPEEE)

- lyi offshoot (if the insanity gets to me)

♡ If God's on OUR side

- caldreamin hoon ch 2

- minnie park

♡ Who Knows!

- unsettling hunse yuri i won't claim

#codi.exe #menu #in an effort to save both my eyes and my sanity #as you can see i am limiting my promises to things thatre already done #i did not see the outdoors much last month and my eyes are swollen!#so thats probably not good #very much up to the peoples choice on a lot of things and i say that like more than 2 readers are here #but yknow #motivation #divine inspiration will either hit devotion or caldreamin but not both im afraid (or hunse)#scheduled post going up when it will (i wrote this like a week ago)

woke up from what i can only describe as being pressurized into a single molecule via nap and all i remember is panarama by iz*one playing and this guys there

#codi.exe #why are naps more dangerous than genuine fist fights #i feel like i just went through g force at 10x the rate you should #and again why is white mask varre there amidst my dearly missed thoughts #also fuck white mask varre #elden ring makes me wanna work on devotion au

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Good news, dearly missed chapter not as long as I thought itd be (right now)

Bad news, dont think therapy was gonna fix this one I fear

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"...where's the rest of the chapter-"

#thats it i guess!#what the hell is happening lately #“lately” past 2 days #pov you fully outline a chapter and somehow they are the shortest things youve... well not EVER written but definitely less than usual #audience may also go “where the fuck is the rest of the chapter” audience might also hate that ending noncliffhanger cliffhanger-#the dearly missed theory communitys gonna love this

Good news, dearly missed chapter not as long as I thought itd be (right now)

Bad news, dont think therapy was gonna fix this one I fear

#codi.exe #perhaps couples therapy but i think a mandated reporter would have to do what theyre supposed to #hunter how much guilt are you carrying right now like ballpark estimate #junghoon maybe electroshock or hypnosis... but also it wouldnt erase—

everyone in this household would die without me I think

#codi.exe #genuinely how would they survibe on their own #government assigned audhd lesbian has to do everything around here #including the gay fanfic

Sumin Builder x Hunter miner

srry I just need to tell someone this after watching the live

Sumin just building a house up until getting murdered meanwhile hunters pronouncing iron in a fun way for my ears

My takeaway

#codi.exe #i love hunsu i just get jumpscared by english and tiktok brand echolalia #says person with echolalia problem #“he needs some milk” pov me going “what year is it-”#hyunu saying he wanted to join them but chose to rest hyunu you wouldve been the only one who knew what was going on #i miss hyunu

luna sad and codi doesn’t care :(

luna when I respond to twenty lussants with "oh luna :((" and she disappears

#luna i was saving a dogs life my bad #not even my goddamn dog

roadyblr

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hes goin in a jar

#im gonna shake him

Hunsu minecraft stream is a fever dream what the fuck is happening

#codi.exe #i hope sejungz bully them #and hyunyu #i forget who else plays but hyunu literally had minecraft content last month #english jumpscaring me

who let me write armageddon again... i had one dream about two guys wandering an abandoned town waiting for the end and it backfired...

#codi.exe #it hurt ME #thinking about everything in that fic and all that couldve been HURTS #“codi you wrote it” yea and it hurt and now i must write girlrat and lisp boy #and they arent gonna soften the narrative #comedic relief comes from “its roadtrip time ig” yechan and his whiny girlboyfriend junmin who just wants to stay in bed #and hunjae who is “why am i still working a 5-9 when the meteors coming” x “maybe gods not that cool... maybe im cool”

theres what in my devotion au

#codi.exe #“lets organize all the notes we've been making over the past year”#because my telegram saved messages is just a hellscape of lyi plot into “carmilla yejun yuri” into “sexualization of lilies in some regard”#zero context on that one #i assume devotion because 6 messages up theres a thing about devotion lily field #way WAY too much content scared about that hunse yuri too many fully detailed scenes #*checks notes* hunsechan post birdwatching ending before yechan got obliterated??#anyway theres WHAT in my devotion au #also caldreamin yujun is ROUGH i am so sorry girljun you get 2 1/2 gf's outta this-

a lots happening today

#codi.exe #sumin im so proud you remembered you have a wife #hoon im so proud you remembered youre blind as shit-#HOON GLASSES WE CHEERED

"codi how are the deadlines going"

#codi.exe #somehow do it to myself every month #i have an inflated sense of “get done”-ism because i work better under pressure #i love a deadline #<-said while screaming at a blank wall #im.... 80% positive i can get the jinsik chapter done... perhaps today like not even needing tomorrow #that would be efficient #then i have to outline the rest of clbl 2 so i know WHERE THE FUCK WE'RE GOING #instead of “hehe vibes :>” NO VIBES THERES A DEADLINE DUMB BIT-#sorry #“chance of dearly missed 6?” i was cooking yesterday i think i could get that out its just uh #its uh yea i uh huh sure yea #cant read the chapter i want to until i get AT LEAST jinsik done #which upsets me theres good meals in there beyond the woojungz implied coitus-#i saw jm x sn LET ME IN I LOVE THEM *sobs*#also a crow might be plotting my death (undetermined)(surely will next month with hyunse)

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"hehe jinsik chapter gonna be so fluffy"

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oh wow short chapter currently this is crazy-

#“whose version of short?” mine #under 10k i predict but theres 1k left of the outline #8k maybe we'll see but yknow #little bite

"hehe jinsik chapter gonna be so fluffy"

#codi.exe #i proceed to throw a grenade at the audience every five minutes #“codi fic core!” *IT EXPLODES*#guys remember the mantra: dont think too hard :>#ignore the glass im chewing as i type this very sweet and not at all painful chapter #im not screaming at all!

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ive chosen evil today

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update rereading comments for the eighth time i know peace again

#so many thoughts #lots of sustenance #ill get to those later

ive chosen evil today

#codi.exe #i cannot act on it bc i must start jinsik chapter #but just know i chose evil and already killed a person tonight

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