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[cig--daddy-deactivated20160406]

The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!

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Still relevant

[listenuppnow]

This ain’t got enough notes y'all

[feministplayground]

[loveistheessenceoflife]

Shortfilm about a deaf, black girl who dreams of being a dancer

[ryansreign]

My heart

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

So you’re telling me we get shit like Bee Movie and “generic-white-princess-this-time-she’s-from-Norway” instead of this?

This 5 minute video had more emotion and meaning than the last 10 dreamworks and Pixar movies

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

I’m not crying, you are

[vaping-paradise]

Ok y'all need to watch this

[savannahwoolstonposts]

From racism and sexism to transphobia and more. The fight starts now. Tell the world what you defy by writing DEFY across your knuckles & posting a pic with #IDEFY.    

[goodluckdetective]

Trump team prepares dramatic cuts

Donald Trump is ready to take an ax to government spending.

*KICKS OPEN DOOR*

Look, I know posting a cloud of darkness on your dashes is frowned upon, but I know this might not get a ton of attention because it involves a budget so let me break down this horrendous budget bill so you don’t have to.

FROM THE ARTICLE ITSELF:

-”The departments of Commerce and Energy would see major reductions in funding, with programs under their jurisdiction either being eliminated or transferred to other agencies.”

-”The departments of Transportation, Justice and State would see significant cuts and program eliminations.”

-”The Corporation for Public Broadcasting would be privatized” (THIS MEANS PRIVATIZING PBS AND AS SOMEONE WHO STUDIES COM I CAN’T BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW HORRIBLE THIS IS)

-”the National Endowment for the Arts and National Endowment for the Humanities would be eliminated entirely.”

AND FROM THE MARY SUE FOR EXTRA GOODIES

-”other big cuts include entirely removing the office dealing with Violence Against Women.”

-”Other DOJ cuts include the complete elimination of the Office of Community Oriented Policing Services” (looks into police brutality)

-”reducing funding for its Civil Rights and its Environment and Natural Resources divisions”

-”eliminate the Office of Electricity, eliminate the Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy and scrap the Office of Fossil Energy, which focuses on technologies to reduce carbon dioxide emissions”

YEAH. SO THAT IS A THING. 

MAKE A SHITSTORM ABOUT IT.

DO NOT LET PEOPLE LOOK IT OVER CUS OF THE WORD “BUDGET”.

[missjessicabrewer]

I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if you think “tranny” or “shemale” are remotely acceptable ways to refer to a transgender person, please unfollow me.

[missjessicabrewer]

The number of notes on this pleases both my ego and my fragile faith in humanity.

[thegreatestcalamity]

[danasn0wc4t]

Especially since my parents sure as hell haven’t respected the presidents they’ve disagreed with.

[bpdanais-deactivated20170815]

Having a mental illness is basically like the :/ emoticon but somehow capitalized

[maa-iingan]

Get this fucking garbage off of my dash @staff Fuck outta here

There’s videos off them fucking bulldozing ancient burial grounds! DAPL is not over! They’re STILL illegally building!

[ithelpstodream]

[crapshootarchivist]

SMACK REBLOG SO DAMN FAST

[sashayed]

My name is Calfe & Im too young to know yet what do  with my Toung! So till my Mom say “Dont Do That!” Ill stick it out And lik this cat.

[sashayed]

My little Calfe, Im proud of yu– yur living like the Big Cows do. Yur doing just what Mom have said– for yu lik cat, and cat 

lik bred.

[lierdumoa]

Bad meme execution. 0/5 stars.

These poems are supposed to be imitative of 17th/18th century middle English poetry (pre-dating dictionaries and formalized spelling conventions) not early 2000s chatspeak, not babytalk.

These poems are also supposed to be in iambic diameter, giving them a pleasing songlike rhythm. The above has inconsistent syllabic structure from line to line.

These attributes are clearly illustrated in the prime:

So tired of people on this website and their flagrant disregard for syllabic structure.

No respect for the craft.

[sashayed]

1. first of all, how dare you. i would never, N E V E R, put forth a cow poem with inconsistent syllabic structure. these may not be my finest work, but the iambic dimeter is IMPECCABLE. check my scansion again and come back to me. I guess “know what do yet” is not ideal, but it falls within the constraints of the form. i’m genuinely appalled by this. i have SEEN inconsistent scansion in this meme, i do NOT approve of it and i have NOT done it. how dare you. HOW DAR EYOU!!!

[sashayed]

Secondly: it is not absurd to suppose that the linguistic constraints of a Cow Poem would depend on the figure to whom Cow speaks. In the original (and perfect) “i lik the bred,” the narrative cow, like a Chaucerian non-characterized narrator, directs her speech to an imagined and unspecific listener; not to “the men,” who are characters within the poem, but to some more general audience. (See the Canterbury Tales prologue for an example of this voice in action.) 

Later, poem_for_your_sprog has Cow address contemporaries like “dog.” You will notice that the voice of Cow varies slightly, in speaking to Dog, from her voice in the original “I lik the bred.” WHY, then, can we not extrapolate that Calfe – who is, after all, a narrator of limited capacity, being only a Baby Cow with a Baby Cow’s simplicity – would have its own variant voice? And why, too, would Cow not speak differently to her own Calfe than she does to an animal peer, or to reverent imaginary auditors? These are experiments within an emerging form – flawed experiments, certainly, but not mistakes ipso facto. Again: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!

[sashayed]

my name is Cow, and as yu see, its worth yor tiyme to studye me. but if yu dont like what yu red, take 2 deep breths and lik the bred.

[lierdumoa]

I am willing to concede on second reading that the syllabic structure is passable, and in that regard I’ve wrongly impugned the integrity of your work, however I maintain that your Frankenstinian amalgam of fake middle English with fake modern American baby talk is thoroughly unconvincing as either middle English or as modern American baby talk.

It’s an aesthetic failure, IMH(inh)O*

You’ve created the linguistic equivalent of a spork — vitiating two perfectly serviceable tools by attempting to fuse them.

Writing ‘till mothere says / do not do that,’ would have conveyed roughly the same idea without feeling quite so awkwardly anachronistic.

[sashayed]

My name is Rave, and I can see you’re bent on pa- tronizing me! ”Anachronistic” frankly seems  a misplaced word  to use of memes. But since you want to start that fight, let’s step outside and do this right.

Dude: if you want  to not get wrecked you’d better get  your facts correct.

Like, “Mothere,” friend, is not a word that Geoffrey Chau- cer ever heard.* (*”Mooder” would be period-accurate, and also a good cow word.) What’s more, the “eight- teenth century” has zip to do  with, um, “M.E.” And it’s not spelled “diameter.” What are you, pal, an amateur?

I am not Chaucer or John Donne but if you try to spoil my fun with words you learned in English class –

don’t come for me.  I’ll kik yur ass.

[scribefindegil]

My name is Scribe Alas! I see Prescriptivist Memology. Don’t lysten to What others said. Just write yur memes & lik yur bred.

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

@simonalkenmayer The Discourse is Quite silly Wen grown men Cause antipathy Over language nearly ded Listen to Cow, and what she sed Don’t kick the bucket, Lik the bred

[mountain-laurel-hemlock]

So I wanted to make a long, eloquent post about this

But that isn’t working so I’ll just get straight to the point….

Asshatruar, and anyone else following a Germanic/Norse path and trying to use the gods to justify their antisemetic, racist, and other shitty behaviours: if you think because our gods have the same names we believe the same things, I want you to unfollow me right now. Get you ass as far away from me as you can.

If you think your gods support and encourage what you say and do, that they encourage your hate, then we do not have the same gods. I want nothing to do with you.

My gods do not stand for such things and neither do I.

[micdotcom]

New Hampshire bill would require “corroboration” in sexual assault cases

It could soon become far more difficult for sexual assault survivors to prove their cases in New Hampshire.

NH Legislators are considering a bill that would require “corroboration” for victims’ testimonies if their alleged attacker has no prior record.

The bill’s supporters claim the legislation will help cut down on supposed false accusations and wrongful convictions. 

Republican Rep. William Marsh, who filed the legislation, hopes it protects adults from the lies of children.

Sgt. Sean Ford of the Concord Police Department termed it “the nation’s first pedophile protection act.” Read more

[justhanderspositive-deactivated]

Hey if you live in nh please start calling your government officials.

[spyderqueen]

“hopes it protects adults from the lies of children“?!?!?!?!?! Like I feel just saying that should put you under investigation for CSA.

[manicscribble]

Sgt. Sean Ford of the Concord Police Department termed it  “the nation’s first pedophile protection act “

tells you everything you need to know about how disgusting this is, right there.

[vaping-paradise]

@anybody who loves in New Hampshire- what the actually fuckity fuck

[guiltygirl]

being lesbian/sapphic is not about being attracted to “vagina”. it’s about loving women and being attracted to women. being a feminist is not about picking and choosing “valid” women. it’s about supporting women, advocating for women, and giving women a voice. ALL WOMEN. why reduce women to their genitals? why exclude our beautiful trans sisters? why view them as any less woman, any less strong, any less valuable?

trans-exclusionary radical feminism is an inherently transphobic movement. this is a terf free blog.

[vaping-paradise]

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Just letting y'all know that I changed my url from whimsical-witchery 👌❤

[septemberequinox]

Since the recent flash give-away went so well, and i’m over halfway toward my 5k goal, let’s do another! But bigger!

This round will feature two of my most reblogged/loved BangGood items, the Rainbow Highlighter and the Light-Up Star Pillow! (Note: If you win and do not want the cosmetics prize option, you can select another BangGood item of similar price!)

Rules:

* Must be following me, @softbutchmonet * Must be 18+ or have parental permission to enter/receive your prize if you are underage * Your messaging system must be open in case you are selected, so I can easily contact you! * The winner will be contacted once i hit 5k followers, and they will have 48 hours to respond. If they do not respond, a new winner will be drawn, and so forth. * You must be willing to provide a shipping address in case you win, as well as (please) send me a photo or review once you receive your prize! It’s not fun when you send something out and get no feedback from the winner ): * Please be patient! In both the giveaway process (as it will only end once i hit 5k followers) and the shipping process, because it will be sent directly from warehouse to you! * Do not tag as give///away, etc! Tumblr may delete it and then no one wins :/ * This is in no way sponsored by tumblr nor BangGood, aside from my affiliation/general sponsorship by BangGood.

To Enter:

* Must be following me, SoftButchMonet * Reblog this post as well as an item from this tag here! (Your entry will not count if you do not reblog from the tag. Writing your favourite item in the give-away post tag will not count, it must be a full reblog of an item post)! * You can live in Antarctica for all i care, as long as you have access to mail and proper permission to enter, you can enter. This giveaway is worldwide.

For Extra Entries:

*You can reblog this post more than once, one entry “ballot” per reblog. * Reblog items from this tag, two entry “ballots” per reblog. Please tag as “banggood” so i can easily track and credit you for you entries. You don’t want to lose out because i wasn’t able to track! * Purchase an item from this tag or this link, using the links provided in the posts. Each purchased item equals 10 extra entries! You must use the links provided, and IM me the last 3 digits of your order number (so i can confirm your order), to be credited.

Not for extra entries, but being active/interacting with me would be really appreciated. I’m cute and i can send you pictures of my dog when you’re sad.

That’s it, everyone, good luck!