Chronically Online!! Literally.

@vapor-web

C’mon, a link can never bee malicious!

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My Big Debut!

Heya there to whoever downloaded me! Awww you poor sod, don’t know what you got into hehehehe >:]

Hello! My name’s Cassiopeia Hallsey! I’ve been through too much as Andromeda, so I thought it’s best to shed that name off and go back to my roots! Maybe things will be better.

Hahahaha., heya hi there! Wow this mask is so nice… names, names, what are they exactly? Masks, in my opinion. You’re nothing more than memories and likes, but are you really a person if you can’t remember them? This mask is named Pandora! I liked it, so I’m wearing it. It’s fun!

…I don’t wanna do this anymore.

// ooc: hey guys! This is a TMA roleplay blog dedicated to my eye/web (now recently Stranger) oc, Cassiopeia Pandora! Any questions or interactions are appreciated!

#tma rp #andromeda #watching. taking.#< probably gonna be my tag for anything Andromeda

Wjwhgyy do u lofok leiek dafdadd

- C lowber Pem brekoke

Are you okay? That cadence of typing is concerning to say the least of it.

If I am deciphering correctly - I do not know. You may be looking for the other "Pembroke." I have not fathered any children - of this I am entirely certain of. I had not read nor heard that my Other had either, nor is that an image I would like to linger on.

Perhaps you ought to sober before seeking your father.

heheyyyyy mym lehegs r jisyst bciggg ::::c

I kwnwko u………. brototkke in rvecentnyly, gotot spoeoeked skehing meeeee hehehehehehehshehehe ::::]

Ah. Comforting.

I am speaking with a spider? Why Wouldn't I be?

And that thing is your father? How can you do any of this, comprehend the way you do?

idk

wjahaty r u, Euryte? Ew

Whwyys cman yotou ckoemroeehejdn? Doktnt ownow? Tjhrben whyy askko me?

Is there no one smaller who may write in your stead? This is a difficulty. I do not know your first question, could you try once more?

Why can I comprehend? A series of guesses as to what could be said based on the little legible text. I ask because you approached me, and I cannot believe that I am truly speaking to a spider.

>::::[

I hav foinfd pek

bettey tjjan my legs

I alsed if u wete an Eyye, cuz u kelep tryikng 2 no thigjns

Ah. No.

I am purely curious. While a hallmark, it does not necessarily make one an adherent. I have never seen anything like yourself. Any man would pry.

Amay man wud nottt brkeak in 2 hehree.

Whatt wefe u lookgijn 4 in hehre?

It is my house. I have as much a right to enter as your father.

I was not looking for any one thing, only mourning the place I have missed deeply.

But u arnetn my ftshehr, u said ursellf ur the othrher.

Thejn why runnnn? I doktn bite

That is not the point.

I have discovered that you may not, but he certainly does.

annndnd u r ntot ill??

I hahbe drhagged him ofif beforoe, I wielll do it agaauin

I am not going to confirm this. I do not need him knowing my state of being.

U r jsuyt as stufbbbonr >::::[

Hahev u memt my bababirs?

Heavens, there's more?

[Image attached: it’s shaky, borderline incomprehensible. It’s of webs and tens of tiny spider children napping.]

#tma rp #clover #the doctor is in!

Wjwhgyy do u lofok leiek dafdadd

- C lowber Pem brekoke

Are you okay? That cadence of typing is concerning to say the least of it.

If I am deciphering correctly - I do not know. You may be looking for the other "Pembroke." I have not fathered any children - of this I am entirely certain of. I had not read nor heard that my Other had either, nor is that an image I would like to linger on.

Perhaps you ought to sober before seeking your father.

heheyyyyy mym lehegs r jisyst bciggg ::::c

I kwnwko u………. brototkke in rvecentnyly, gotot spoeoeked skehing meeeee hehehehehehehshehehe ::::]

Ah. Comforting.

I am speaking with a spider? Why Wouldn't I be?

And that thing is your father? How can you do any of this, comprehend the way you do?

idk

wjahaty r u, Euryte? Ew

Whwyys cman yotou ckoemroeehejdn? Doktnt ownow? Tjhrben whyy askko me?

Is there no one smaller who may write in your stead? This is a difficulty. I do not know your first question, could you try once more?

Why can I comprehend? A series of guesses as to what could be said based on the little legible text. I ask because you approached me, and I cannot believe that I am truly speaking to a spider.

>::::[

I hav foinfd pek

bettey tjjan my legs

I alsed if u wete an Eyye, cuz u kelep tryikng 2 no thigjns

Ah. No.

I am purely curious. While a hallmark, it does not necessarily make one an adherent. I have never seen anything like yourself. Any man would pry.

Amay man wud nottt brkeak in 2 hehree.

Whatt wefe u lookgijn 4 in hehre?

It is my house. I have as much a right to enter as your father.

I was not looking for any one thing, only mourning the place I have missed deeply.

But u arnetn my ftshehr, u said ursellf ur the othrher.

Thejn why runnnn? I doktn bite

That is not the point.

I have discovered that you may not, but he certainly does.

annndnd u r ntot ill??

I hahbe drhagged him ofif beforoe, I wielll do it agaauin

I am not going to confirm this. I do not need him knowing my state of being.

U r jsuyt as stufbbbonr >::::[

Hahev u memt my bababirs?

#tma rp #clover

Wjwhgyy do u lofok leiek dafdadd

- C lowber Pem brekoke

Are you okay? That cadence of typing is concerning to say the least of it.

If I am deciphering correctly - I do not know. You may be looking for the other "Pembroke." I have not fathered any children - of this I am entirely certain of. I had not read nor heard that my Other had either, nor is that an image I would like to linger on.

Perhaps you ought to sober before seeking your father.

heheyyyyy mym lehegs r jisyst bciggg ::::c

I kwnwko u………. brototkke in rvecentnyly, gotot spoeoeked skehing meeeee hehehehehehehshehehe ::::]

Ah. Comforting.

I am speaking with a spider? Why Wouldn't I be?

And that thing is your father? How can you do any of this, comprehend the way you do?

idk

wjahaty r u, Euryte? Ew

Whwyys cman yotou ckoemroeehejdn? Doktnt ownow? Tjhrben whyy askko me?

Is there no one smaller who may write in your stead? This is a difficulty. I do not know your first question, could you try once more?

Why can I comprehend? A series of guesses as to what could be said based on the little legible text. I ask because you approached me, and I cannot believe that I am truly speaking to a spider.

>::::[

I hav foinfd pek

bettey tjjan my legs

I alsed if u wete an Eyye, cuz u kelep tryikng 2 no thigjns

Ah. No.

I am purely curious. While a hallmark, it does not necessarily make one an adherent. I have never seen anything like yourself. Any man would pry.

Amay man wud nottt brkeak in 2 hehree.

Whatt wefe u lookgijn 4 in hehre?

It is my house. I have as much a right to enter as your father.

I was not looking for any one thing, only mourning the place I have missed deeply.

But u arnetn my ftshehr, u said ursellf ur the othrher.

Thejn why runnnn? I doktn bite

That is not the point.

I have discovered that you may not, but he certainly does.

annndnd u r ntot ill??

I hahbe drhagged him ofif beforoe, I wielll do it agaauin

#tma rp #clover

Wjwhgyy do u lofok leiek dafdadd

- C lowber Pem brekoke

Are you okay? That cadence of typing is concerning to say the least of it.

If I am deciphering correctly - I do not know. You may be looking for the other "Pembroke." I have not fathered any children - of this I am entirely certain of. I had not read nor heard that my Other had either, nor is that an image I would like to linger on.

Perhaps you ought to sober before seeking your father.

heheyyyyy mym lehegs r jisyst bciggg ::::c

I kwnwko u………. brototkke in rvecentnyly, gotot spoeoeked skehing meeeee hehehehehehehshehehe ::::]

Ah. Comforting.

I am speaking with a spider? Why Wouldn't I be?

And that thing is your father? How can you do any of this, comprehend the way you do?

idk

wjahaty r u, Euryte? Ew

Whwyys cman yotou ckoemroeehejdn? Doktnt ownow? Tjhrben whyy askko me?

Is there no one smaller who may write in your stead? This is a difficulty. I do not know your first question, could you try once more?

Why can I comprehend? A series of guesses as to what could be said based on the little legible text. I ask because you approached me, and I cannot believe that I am truly speaking to a spider.

>::::[

I hav foinfd pek

bettey tjjan my legs

I alsed if u wete an Eyye, cuz u kelep tryikng 2 no thigjns

Ah. No.

I am purely curious. While a hallmark, it does not necessarily make one an adherent. I have never seen anything like yourself. Any man would pry.

Amay man wud nottt brkeak in 2 hehree.

Whatt wefe u lookgijn 4 in hehre?

It is my house. I have as much a right to enter as your father.

I was not looking for any one thing, only mourning the place I have missed deeply.

But u arnetn my ftshehr, u said ursellf ur the othrher.

Thejn why runnnn? I doktn bite

#clover #tma rp #the doctor is in!

Wjwhgyy do u lofok leiek dafdadd

- C lowber Pem brekoke

Are you okay? That cadence of typing is concerning to say the least of it.

If I am deciphering correctly - I do not know. You may be looking for the other "Pembroke." I have not fathered any children - of this I am entirely certain of. I had not read nor heard that my Other had either, nor is that an image I would like to linger on.

Perhaps you ought to sober before seeking your father.

heheyyyyy mym lehegs r jisyst bciggg ::::c

I kwnwko u………. brototkke in rvecentnyly, gotot spoeoeked skehing meeeee hehehehehehehshehehe ::::]

Ah. Comforting.

I am speaking with a spider? Why Wouldn't I be?

And that thing is your father? How can you do any of this, comprehend the way you do?

idk

wjahaty r u, Euryte? Ew

Whwyys cman yotou ckoemroeehejdn? Doktnt ownow? Tjhrben whyy askko me?

Is there no one smaller who may write in your stead? This is a difficulty. I do not know your first question, could you try once more?

Why can I comprehend? A series of guesses as to what could be said based on the little legible text. I ask because you approached me, and I cannot believe that I am truly speaking to a spider.

>::::[

I hav foinfd pek

bettey tjjan my legs

I alsed if u wete an Eyye, cuz u kelep tryikng 2 no thigjns

Ah. No.

I am purely curious. While a hallmark, it does not necessarily make one an adherent. I have never seen anything like yourself. Any man would pry.

Amay man wud nottt brkeak in 2 hehree.

Whatt wefe u lookgijn 4 in hehre?

#clover #tma rp #the doctor is in!

Wjwhgyy do u lofok leiek dafdadd

- C lowber Pem brekoke

Are you okay? That cadence of typing is concerning to say the least of it.

If I am deciphering correctly - I do not know. You may be looking for the other "Pembroke." I have not fathered any children - of this I am entirely certain of. I had not read nor heard that my Other had either, nor is that an image I would like to linger on.

Perhaps you ought to sober before seeking your father.

heheyyyyy mym lehegs r jisyst bciggg ::::c

I kwnwko u………. brototkke in rvecentnyly, gotot spoeoeked skehing meeeee hehehehehehehshehehe ::::]

Ah. Comforting.

I am speaking with a spider? Why Wouldn't I be?

And that thing is your father? How can you do any of this, comprehend the way you do?

idk

wjahaty r u, Euryte? Ew

Whwyys cman yotou ckoemroeehejdn? Doktnt ownow? Tjhrben whyy askko me?

Is there no one smaller who may write in your stead? This is a difficulty. I do not know your first question, could you try once more?

Why can I comprehend? A series of guesses as to what could be said based on the little legible text. I ask because you approached me, and I cannot believe that I am truly speaking to a spider.

>::::[

I hav foinfd pek

bettey tjjan my legs

I alsed if u wete an Eyye, cuz u kelep tryikng 2 no thigjns

#clover #tma rp #the doctor is in!#((sorry gang no more urple

Wjwhgyy do u lofok leiek dafdadd

- C lowber Pem brekoke

Are you okay? That cadence of typing is concerning to say the least of it.

If I am deciphering correctly - I do not know. You may be looking for the other "Pembroke." I have not fathered any children - of this I am entirely certain of. I had not read nor heard that my Other had either, nor is that an image I would like to linger on.

Perhaps you ought to sober before seeking your father.

heheyyyyy mym lehegs r jisyst bciggg ::::c

I kwnwko u………. brototkke in rvecentnyly, gotot spoeoeked skehing meeeee hehehehehehehshehehe ::::]

Ah. Comforting.

I am speaking with a spider? Why Wouldn't I be?

And that thing is your father? How can you do any of this, comprehend the way you do?

idk

wjahaty r u, Euryte? Ew

Whwyys cman yotou ckoemroeehejdn? Doktnt ownow? Tjhrben whyy askko me?

#clover #tma rp #the doctor is in!

Wjwhgyy do u lofok leiek dafdadd

- C lowber Pem brekoke

Are you okay? That cadence of typing is concerning to say the least of it.

If I am deciphering correctly - I do not know. You may be looking for the other "Pembroke." I have not fathered any children - of this I am entirely certain of. I had not read nor heard that my Other had either, nor is that an image I would like to linger on.

Perhaps you ought to sober before seeking your father.

heheyyyyy mym lehegs r jisyst bciggg ::::c

I kwnwko u………. brototkke in rvecentnyly, gotot spoeoeked skehing meeeee hehehehehehehshehehe ::::]

#clover #tma rp #inquiries.

of-buzzing-melodies

To those with an aversion to spiders - would it settle your mind to know they are quite thoughtful family members?

I had not thought them to be so well-equipped to make a cake. The eight of them made delightful work! I do not know where an arachnid goes to shop, but I was given some lovely gifts.

I had not intended on celebrating a birthday, but I cannot find it in myself to complain about such sweet little things.

Hehrnq birjtyasu hr ypoiuuuuuuuu

of-buzzing-melodies

Thank you Clover <3

<<< 45

#tma rp #clover

of-buzzing-melodies

To those with an aversion to spiders - would it settle your mind to know they are quite thoughtful family members?

I had not thought them to be so well-equipped to make a cake. The eight of them made delightful work! I do not know where an arachnid goes to shop, but I was given some lovely gifts.

I had not intended on celebrating a birthday, but I cannot find it in myself to complain about such sweet little things.

Hehrnq birjtyasu hr ypoiuuuuuuuu

#happy birthday clive #clover #((clover trying to type something #tma rp

of-buzzing-melodies

WwwwwwwOOW!! Look at the little bachelor GOOOOOOOOO!!!! ✨✨✨ Howz ab u com play the hit hot new dating simzzzz!!!

.

You reek of her.

✨✨✨💥💖💖✨💥💖 LOV3_1NTERE$T 💖💥✨💖💖💥✨✨✨

(@vapor-web)

I suppose I have re-entered my bachelor days, yes, but, pardon me?

🙄 I MEAN 🙄🙄🙄 u can play my epic awesome so tubular DATING GAMEEEE‼️‼️🎊🎊🎊 and get ur 💋 game uppp!

n also u SMELL 🤢🤢 of that fakea$$ 90s BISH Andromeda

of-buzzing-melodies

If I understand what you say, I may not need the help, thank you very much.

Andromeda? I have not seen her in ages.

Not my fault 🙄🙄 ur just OLD‼️‼️❌ and cant tell what im sayinggg ✨

U still smell of her tho 😤 gross 🤢

of-buzzing-melodies

You use far too many images. My eyes hurt just trying to read this.

You are in the same device she once inhabited. The stench may be you.

bossboy u mean ‘EYE’ 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ u only got one ☝️

😱😱 GAAAAAASPPP 😱😱😱 U ARE SO MEAN‼️‼️😤😤😤😡 not my fault ur so lonely 🌫️ and ugly 🤢🤢🤢

of-buzzing-melodies

Does this sort of advert work for you often? The little interest I have has vanished completely. Goodness, you may be worse than her!

U PUT THOSE WORDS BACK IN UR $#%%#TTY MOUTH U F@3&2-#% ()%#%$ 😡😡❌❌❌‼️‼️😡🤬‼️🤬🤬🤬

Ahem. No‼️✨ Avatars like U 🙄🙄😬 always seem to refuse for absolutely no reason‼️ Im tryna eat over here, not MY fault u let ur computer get all musty

of-buzzing-melodies

I will not :) ❤️

It is not my fault the little ones like it so dearly! During the winter, they found it warm enough to swaddle up into a cocoon.

I CAN FEEL EM 🪱🪱🐛🪱🐛🦋🦋🦋🪱🐞

I can feel them. They press against the wiring and the boards THIS IS MINE U

Get them out. Get. Them. Out.

of-buzzing-melodies

This is their home and they will not be ousted by someone who believes their me to be so desperate.

Do you hear that? It seems more of them would like in.

PUT MORE IN AND ILL F#%€}!N FRY THEM TO CRISPS U PATHETIC OUT OF TOUCH OLD MAN🤬🤬😡

🐛🐛🔥🔥 DONT TEST ME

of-buzzing-melodies

Yes yes very understood. They will be out in a pip. Threatening my children is so way to convince me I need your services.

... though I do remain a mite curious.

‘in a pip’ omfg 🙄🙄

well MAYBE dont go puttin ur children in my home‼️😡 I dont wanna interact with ur children, I am not a big fan of bugs 🐜 🐞🐛

well my services woulda dragged you into the game but u managed to convince me to not wanna deal with u 24/7‼️😬 congrats you reverse-salespitched me

of-buzzing-melodies

I cannot recall inviting you in. This is not your home, nor will it ever be. You have invaded their home and threatened them, they say they do not care much for you either.

Good riddance and good day! We will not miss your wretched presence.

im ‼️🙄 SO 🙄‼️ sorry, I forgot computers werent a home for 💻💻🖥️📀 computer programs, but 4 BUGS 🐛

I’ll still be here.👁️👁️👁️👁️ watching 👁️👁️👁️👁️ allways. Idiot ❌😡

of-buzzing-melodies

I will have to remember not to start this blasted thing again. Heavens, what a headache you are.

This entire contraption serves me no use beside for the little ones. Say, where are the eyes you will be using. I ask for no significant reason :)

NO ❌❌❌❌ NUH UH ❌❌❌❌ NOT TELLING 😤‼️

Am I bein as annoying 😡😡 as she was⁉️😁✨

of-buzzing-melodies

More so! She was at least entertaining... you are simply frustrating.

You are much too similar, come to think of it. Had you not introduced yourself, I would have thought she went through another change of identity as she so often does.

she was entertaining, werent she? ☺️☺️

GASP‼️‼️ I am 100%💯 ORIGINAL‼️😤 n its not like bein like her iss a bad thing ☺️

of-buzzing-melodies

You like her now? I got the impression you despised her, really.

We did not meet much differently than I met her, I don't think. Hm.

n I got the impression u were cool 😎 and good with game 😎😎✨ but ur just a sad GRANDPA 😡😡😡‼️

What other way can u meet someone in a computer⁉️⁉️🙄

I do like her. I miss her.

of-buzzing-melodies

I am plenty "cool", have little trouble with finding paramours. How dare you accuse me of being sad, we are plenty happy!

I miss her as well. It has been much too long since we last seen each other... Have you seen her?

tf are paramours ⁉️⁉️⁉️🙄 old a$$ heretic ❌❌😡💥

u are SAD 😢 and PATHETIC 🫵🖕 n ALONE 🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️ which is WHY ‼️ I showed up to begin with DUMBIE 😤💔

No why would I hm? 👁️👁️ she in the computer? 🖥️ do I gotta Dora the Explorer with you?? 😨😨🍅🍅🍅🍅

#a singing swarm #tma rp #[i love you.]

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

Mother, may I have some milf milk?

(@vapor-web)

MAY YOU WHAT?!

Milf milk. The spotted ones? The ones that go ‘moo’?

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

That's not- that's a cow, honey.

But. But one of my other mothers said it was a word for cow.

Mother. Mother what does ‘milf’ mean.

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

It means absolutely nothing, and you should point me in the direction of this other mother so I can have a talk.

MOTHER WHAT DOES ‘MILF’ MEAN.

Also her name is Vesper!

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

I'M NOT EXPLAINING MILF TO YOU, YOU'RE A CHILD!

VESPER YOU BETTER BE IMMORTAL BECAUSE I'M KILLING YOU MORE THAN ONCE!

IS MILF THAT BAD??? OH LORD I HAVE ASKED YOU FOR MILF MILK.

PLEASE DO NOT KILL MY MOTHER.

#mechs rp #tma rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #allthesemechanismsbutnocoping #watching. taking. becoming: rye

child-of-the-vast

Why are all you eye avatars such freaks (not you El, I love you El)

nobodys-soldier

Oh it was the Buried that made me a freak!!! freak in the sheets freaky eyes freaky thighs am I right ladies <3333

Mother, why are you?

nobodys-soldier

Ask the Eye, kid. Ask the Eye.

You speak filthy evils to me with such an offer.

…Also, I have heard of something called a ‘milf’ while having access to the family computer. What does it mean?

nobodys-soldier

UHMMMMMM

It is. Well. Shit how do you explain this to a monster kid I never asked to be a parent A kind of cow.

…Can I have some milf milk?

nobodys-soldier

*choking on bog water noises*

Uhhmmm. Ahaha um. Well now you gotta double dowm you dumbass Yes?

Yum!

nobodys-soldier

Did. Did you.

Did you find and drink MILF milk?

Yes? I have one right here.

nobodys-soldier

You. You have a. *deep breaths in and out*

cow?

Yes! I stole it just now! I am naming her Cornstarch.

nobodys-soldier

Kickass name for a cow, honestly. How’s the milk?

Delicious! I will treat her the best pet ever.

#tma rp #nobody’s daughter #watching. ?

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

Mother, may I have some milf milk?

(@vapor-web)

MAY YOU WHAT?!

Milf milk. The spotted ones? The ones that go ‘moo’?

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

That's not- that's a cow, honey.

But. But one of my other mothers said it was a word for cow.

Mother. Mother what does ‘milf’ mean.

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

It means absolutely nothing, and you should point me in the direction of this other mother so I can have a talk.

MOTHER WHAT DOES ‘MILF’ MEAN.

Also her name is Vesper!

#mechs rp #tma rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #allthesemechanismsbutnocoping #watching. taking. becoming: rye

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

Mother, may I have some milf milk?

(@vapor-web)

MAY YOU WHAT?!

Milf milk. The spotted ones? The ones that go ‘moo’?

allthesemechanismsbutnocoping

That's not- that's a cow, honey.

But. But one of my other mothers said it was a word for cow.

Mother. Mother what does ‘milf’ mean.

#mechs rp #tma rp #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #allthesemechanismsbutnocoping #watching. taking. becoming: rye

child-of-the-vast

Why are all you eye avatars such freaks (not you El, I love you El)

nobodys-soldier

Oh it was the Buried that made me a freak!!! freak in the sheets freaky eyes freaky thighs am I right ladies <3333

Mother, why are you?

nobodys-soldier

Ask the Eye, kid. Ask the Eye.

You speak filthy evils to me with such an offer.

…Also, I have heard of something called a ‘milf’ while having access to the family computer. What does it mean?

nobodys-soldier

UHMMMMMM

It is. Well. Shit how do you explain this to a monster kid I never asked to be a parent A kind of cow.

…Can I have some milf milk?

nobodys-soldier

*choking on bog water noises*

Uhhmmm. Ahaha um. Well now you gotta double dowm you dumbass Yes?

Yum!

nobodys-soldier

Did. Did you.

Did you find and drink MILF milk?

Yes? I have one right here.

nobodys-soldier

You. You have a. *deep breaths in and out*

cow?

Yes! I stole it just now! I am naming her Cornstarch.

#tma rp #nobody’s daughter #watching. ?

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