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hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW

cecil-apologist-deactivated2024

WE HAVE THE MEATS???????????? WE HAVE THE FUCKING MEATS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

vargulllf

For a while their slogan included the words we have the meats (for sandwiches) which always killed me because why did they have to clarify?

bluewitching

It is said that The Morrígan could be persuaded to turn the tides of a battle if sweet-talked enough… and the rivers red with blood.

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#The morrigan

julesverned

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two

Interview With the Vampire x What We Do in The Shadows

4filen0tfound4

Damn girl the power of love and friendship aren’t working :/ time to kill someone or whatever

dogmotifs

happy halloween lgbties!! what creature feature gay metaphor r u?

#the werewolf #you wake up and your hands are not your hands. you look in the mirror and you do not know who is looking back #that is a mood

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

What did I do to deserve all these hearts? 🥺🥺🥺🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤✨

akenomax

“this film is about the lifelong social labyrinth of sexuality and birth. the greatest horror stories never told were buried with the bodies of those who died in that labyrinth.” IF I CAN’T HAVE LOVE, I WANT POWER (2021), dir. Colin Tiley

cy-lindric

yo it's the ninth house

jillothewisp

Somewhere up there midnight strikes, I think I hear the fall

Of little drops of water magnified against the barren wall

It's more a feeling than a substance, but there's nobody around

And when I'm in here all alone, it's just enough to let me drown

#I miss them…..#gtn #tlt

clarkent

what's so great about the mummy 1999?

are you ready for this?

it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.

i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.we’ve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and it’s a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.

and the characters are so LIT

we got our main babe, evelyn “motherfucking” carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evie’s greatest hits:

“what is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!”

*after totally destroying the library* “i’ve just made a bit of a mess in the library.”

“no harm ever came from reading a book.”

evelyn: *upon opening the tomb* “i’ve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.”rick: “you dream about dead guys?”

“oops.”

then we’ve got rick “brendan fraser” o’connell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rick’s greatest hits:

*screams at mummy*

*screams at sand*

*screams at things that are illogical to scream at*

*screams*

next is our Comedic Relief Character™, jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. he’s there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isn’t just there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathan’s greatest hits:

evelyn: “have you no respect for the dead?”jonathan: “of course i do, but sometimes i’d rather like to join them.” same.

oh and that time he was like “IMHOTEP” and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, y’all know what i’m talking about right??

then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. he’s tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)

and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extra™. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason.

and all the side characters are also gr8.

now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies it’s macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit.

rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each other’s strengths and cover each other’s weaknesses. they are the literally definition of: “those two. in a fight, they’re lethal. around each other, they melt”

what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.

the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.

so many good things.

it’s just great.

#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy

it’s a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:

chinloopa

A most accurate assessment. All hail 1999′s The Mummy.

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mornington-the-crescent

“…There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased..“ - Roger Ebert

horrorlesbion

Endless List Of LGBT Characters 1/?

➺ Anna Limon (Mabel) “There is a feeling growing in the pit of my stomach with every note she sings. Because I have the perspective of God, I know that this feeling will lead to something I’ll have to examine, something that will cause me trouble and shame, cost me friends and family. But this one moment is the safest I have ever felt and will ever feel, my whole life. Don’t you see? It’s cruel to be god. You know too many secrets.”

horrorlesbion

Endless List Of LGBT Characters 2/?

➺ Mabel Martin (Mabel) “I am not a person any longer. I am a bower. There are vines wrapped around my ribcage. When I cough I can see the white flowers come out of my mouth. They open in moonlight and laugh at me but I am their owner. I tear them to pieces in the house. I leave a mess wherever I go.”