[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww

[diphowell]

these have the same energy to me

[comedyserieslover]

Guys, I think Phil likes this guy

[userlesbian]

🖤

[solarting]

hard launch drunkbang on the blue couch

[a-gentle-yoink]

sven

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

the matcha green hills of June

[arinavah]

orufrey sketches

[criticalgay]

does medical school include classes on how to be maximally condescending to your patients or are most doctors just assholes by nature

[taiturner]

FROM, 4x10 "If a Tree Falls in the Forest..."

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[color-palettes]

Cosmic Surfin' - Submitted by: fastman27

#341646 #4A2299 #9AAAE4 #D3D9E7 #EBBEE2 #EC87B3

[official-deutschebahn]

gumo meine freunde was passiert grade in deutschland gibt mir updates

[official-deutschebahn]

danke !

[official-deutschebahn]

ich weiß, dass es wieder warm ist, wenn dieser Post wiederbelebt wird

[doomdoomofdoom]

Mal so zum Spaß:

Tag des originalen Posts vs gestern:

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.