Werandra

WARNING: BLOG MAY CONTAIN NSFW LANGUAGE AND/OR OFFENSIVE MATERIAL (all in good fun, of course, don't take anything to heart) Protector of the weak, retaliator of the cruel, operatic soprano, and general cloak-wearing doofus.

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They could just write books about how done with Javert Valjean is

Literally Javert, I’m letting you leave, fucking leave

Seriously, Javert. Seriously. 

Fuck this shit

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Jean Valdone

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2-4-6-0-done

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“Your soul is a beautiful thing, child. No emperor received so fair a gift. The angels wept to-night.” 

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Visit Original Link

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i dedicate this post to everyone that has talked to me longer than an hour

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"Let me just check Pinterest really quick" is right up there with "Let me just wait for Haley's Comet to come really quick"

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"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

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Can you ask yourself stuff?

Yes; yes, you can.

I'LL NEVER BE LONELY AGAIN

yes I will

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my patronus would be Gordon Ramsey and he’d come out of my wand looking at the dementors screaming like ‘YOU FROZE EVERYTHING LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKIN DID IT’S UNDERCOOKED, ALL THE FOOD IS RUINED’ and the dementors would just cry and glide away slowly thinking about what they did

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Menstruation

Men + Frustration = Menstruation 

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I have a degree in smartass-ery.

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So my best friend and I have invented a new meme/trend.

This works great for trolling on omegle.

Have one person sit behind the laptop (Phantom mask is optional) and slowly "lower" the other person above the laptop's webcam while making this retarded face like so.

We call it...

POTATO FACE.

NOW LET'S SEE SOME OTHER PEOPLE DOING POTATO FACE.

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So my mom and I got into a contest about making pasta puns slipped into "Phantom of the Opera" songs.

Me: WE'VE PASTA POINT OF NO RETUUUUURRRRRN~

Mom: Softly, slowly, elbow macaroni~