☕🐢

take a sip

[mleprae]

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

[demilypyro]

I place Megamind No Bitches in attack position and end my turn

[funnytwittertweets]

[elenorasweet]

Put your lazy meal in the tags

[plum-soup]

chopped onion

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[toastoat]

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

OKAY WE ARE ALL TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH NO ARGUMENT FROM ANYONE THERE LETS START A TUMBLR ARMY

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

i’m topping him by 2 am

[thej0ry]

I queued 10 dollars worth of aphex twin songs on a jukebox in a Buffalo Wild Wings one time and before the first one could finish an employee walked over and unplugged the jukebox to reset it

[evilnicegirl]

ive literally been saying this

[hellomelancholic]

[exitwound]

[y6v-deactivated20201010]

[charlottan]

[lesbx]

mike from breaking bad accepting you as his trans daughter: you are not a guy. you’re not capable of being a guy. i had a guy but now i don’t. you. are not. a guy :)

[22nd]

White people dont say gee whilikers anymore

[fooliofailure]

i say “golly” and “jeepers” as much as i can to make up for it

[22nd]

Thank you for your Caucasian diaspora cultural preservation efforts

[relelvance]

Sorry for being scrawny with a flat ass

[vivifromloona]

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[blackleatherbag]

[buddwyer]

i want the copper in your pipes and i'm going through the tile walls of your shower to get it

[horsedestruction]

[virtualhell]