❛ It’s an old tale. you’ve probably heard it a hundred times. boy and his friends go on a week long vacation in the woods. three friends turn into candarian demons. one friend is killed by a forest of evil trees. two demons are killed by their boyfriends respectively, while one stays in the cellar trying to kill everything in sight. ❜
FACTS, FACTS, FACTS. Can you even think about anything else? They aren’t even ACCURATE. Stuck STUTTERING and GLITCHING if you even try to say anything else. On the bright side, thoughts that were once DARK and DEPRESSING have been replaced with DATA and FACTS. The TEARS from yelling has been replaced with SHAKING and GLITCHING.
A programmed core, one where the CORRUPTION made you act like a child, when the only thing that made you childlike in life was your DEPENDENCY on the person that was your BROTHER in your eyes. Though, the error will make it so you are just a child that’s only able to learn how to say FACTS.
alright you know what. i think ??? im gonna just throw this blog on hiatus. i’ll probably be back, don’t worry, but in the meantime, hiatus.
i literally feel insecure just thinking about this blog now a days for some reason, and the feeling of overwhelming guilt when it comes to this blog is back so !!!!! ill return eventually, hopefully, bc i fcking love wheat thin, but in the mean time im gonna be on blogs that i dont feel horrible about !!!
alright look i am Stressed && Depressed™ lately so i havent been here, like, at all. ill be back, but as of now, if activity continues to be shit, that’s why.
I’m over on Fact, tho, so that’s good. I’m also on Han more often than I should be lmao.
abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally
see, its not really situations that can do that to him, but more so just when / if he has a relapse, he’ll end up basically acting like he’s in control again. and thats just… the disorder. so it has nothing to do with situations.
aegerine: my muse’s opinion of the supernatural
do not tell him about the concept of the supernatual he will have a break down and be terrified and you might cause a relapse.
agate: how my muse calms down
focus on whats real. even if he isn’t calming down from a relapse, it helps. so, usually looking at a light and reminding himself it has to be real for him to see helps. or physical contact from something other than a corrupted core.
blue lace agate: my muse’s favorite form of communication
simply face to face or at least voice to voice, if that makes sense? so like, phone, over the speakers, or face to face. not texting or letters.
fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly
i guess more cowardly then brave.
moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself
while in control, high as fuck, while not in control, meh. not really… ether?
amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest
usually ones where the topics are life and death. or when it comes to a humans feelings bc did you know a human killed glados like wtf he aint risking insulting a human fuck that
amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into
wheatley voice: a HUMAN! wait- uh, no, i- i already look like a human uh…but in all seriousness, he doesn’t know enough animals that he would be able to choose. he doesn’t like birds and there aint anything else in aperture.
ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is
what the fuck is luck. there is only s c i e n c e. but in all seriousness, probably pretty unlucky.
angel aura quartz: my muse’s opinion of LGBT+ issues
he literally does not care as long as cores get it on w/ cores and humans get it on w/ humans. ( which, what a fucking hypocrite considering the suddenly wheatley au we talked about )
apache tears: a sadness headcanon
sadness, post betrayal, can often link to thoughts of self harm. but it takes a lot for him to actually do it. pain is b a d.
apatite: a headcanon about my muse’s intuition
if he were to meet someone w/ a british accent, he would instinctually feel v comfortable w/ them due to the whole ‘as a human growing up in bristol’ thing, and he wouldn’t know why.
apophyllite: my muse’s religious/spiritual beliefs
as a core, wheatley believes a god created the world and a god created humans, and god created light, but he doesnt really know any more than that!!! as a human, wheatley grew up raised by very religious parents, but he tried very hard not to think about it much!!
aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed
no where !!!! aperture scared him !!!! space scares him !!!! humans scare him !!! space core scares him !!! the idea of losing space core scares him !!!! he is never guaranteed calm or relaxed !!!! but sometimes he will cuddle and snuggle space core while on the surface, and thats relaxing until he panics at the thought of corruption !!!
biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with
hallucinations and being delusional and wanting to leave aperture and all that fun stuff
bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large
he tries not to think of it bc it will make him really depressed or confused on whats real and whats not
calcite: my muse’s social tendencies
it all depends on the people tbh.
carnelian: an art-related headcanon
he cant draw for his life !!! not as a core or a human !!!
celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety
he panics
chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been
i have a drabble of him ripping out his own eye to kill himself out of boredom.
chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships
he avoids them w/o saying anything about it.
charoite: who my muse looks up to
as a core, no one !!!! any one he sees as worthy of being ‘looked up to’ is terrifying and he doesnt want to be like !!! as a human, the scientists !!!
chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon
once he gets to the surface, he steals shit not knowing he needs money and to pay for it !!
coral: how my muse views the natural world
its so cool !!! he loves it !!!
diamond: a sex headcanon
wheatley is border line demi-sexual. 99% of the time, he’s demi-sexual. then there is that other 1% where adventure / rick comes in to the picture.
dolomite: a sleep headcanon
he really prefers sleeping with something or next to someone, but he’ll never admit it
emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words
physical contact. that’s the big one.
fluorite: what my muse’s room looks like
he doesnt have one as a core, but as a human he had the biggest room in his house and the walls were a light blue and he had plants in their that he loved a lot !!! his parents would water them when he was testing !!
fossil: what my muse’s dream job is
he never thought about getting a job a day in his life as a human bc the idea of his parents not paying for everything was foreign !!! and as a core, he doesnt know a job would get him money on the surface !!! and doesnt care what he does in aperture, but the closest thing to a dream job in aperture is getting a job in manufacturing !!
galena: what it’s like to be in a relationship with my muse
lots of being called love, sweetheart, dear. lots of hand holding.
garnet: what my muse’s perfect partner would be
right here
gold: my muse’s financial situation
as a human, his parents would pay for everything because he had literally zero money !!! as a core, he doesnt have any idea where you’d get it !!!
hematite: how squeamish my muse is
while in control, blood and gore couldnt bother him less !!! any other time, including human verse, he feels sick at the sight of blood and gore !!!
hiddenite: how much of an “inner child” my muse has
please look @ the scene w/ wheat talking about how he disabled the nerotoxin during song and dance in the musical and tell me if you need to ask again.
iolite: my muse’s drinking habits
he doesnt like it, he thinks all alcohol tastes gross and burns and is unpleasant as hell.
jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner
nah
jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent
funfact - wheatley cant have his own kids. like, obviously as a core, but even as a human. he can’t have kids. but hed probably be like his parents but without the ‘im gonna sign you up for all this stuff bc your smart’
kyanite: an anger headcanon
a lot of his anger is based on hallucinations or delusions !!
lapis lazuli: where ‘home’ is to my muse
he’s never left aperture so he doesn’t know !! but as a human, bristol !!
mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait
the fact that he can’t tell the deference between reality and non-reality sometimes.
moonstone: my muse’s opinions on outer space
NO
mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down
he tries to cheer up people, see suddenly wheatley !!
nebula stone: how good my muse’s memory is
compared to a humans, fantastic !! compared to other cores? average as fuck.
obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be
just... lust in general. aka ‘intense longing’. not more specific, just intense longing.
opal: how creative my muse is
hes really only creative when it comes to paranoia lmao
pearl: a mental health headcanon
you cant medicate a robot !!! for schizophrenia !!! humans didnt survive long enough to realize he had it !!!! or at least, they didnt survive long enough to develop a medication !!!!
petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street
keep it lmao
pyrite: a physical health headcanon
he has such shitty stamina as a human, but as a robot it just doesnt really?? run out?? bc why the fuck would someone make a robot that has bad stamina
quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them
its ethier he thinks everyone thinks he is extremely superior, or he thinks everyone feels he is extremely inferior. there is almost never an in between.
rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience
convenience definitely
rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers’ that inspire painful memories
see his ‘triggers’ can be really random?? like sometimes just seeing the stars remind him of being trapped in space but other times he just sees them and knows its night. sometimes being touched by space core reminds him of being in control, other times he doesnt think anything about it.
also disclaimer - these arent actual triggers that cause a panic attack and all that, but just reminders of bad memories. he doesnt have actual triggers.
ruby: a happiness headcanon
he often smiles so much he hurts his cheeks when he is happy !!!
sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose
himself !!! and no one else as a pre-game core !!! maybe chell !!!! maybe space core, if post game !!! as a human, probably amber, riley, and keep them v v same not saving a third !!!
silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity
he literally does not give a fuck about your human stereotypes. but in all seriousness, it depends on the thing. unisex is always good lmao.
tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate
human doesn’t, and core doesn’t know.
unakite: what my muse’s ideal pet would be
a kitten !!!
zebra stone: what gets my muse excited
the thought of leaving aperture !!! he hates aperture !!!
zoisite: does my muse believe everything’s going to work out for them in the end or not?
he tries not to think about it !!! but the only time the answer is yes is act one of the musical !!! aka in game, pre-control !!!
okay so bc i basically forced people to answer this question on my other blog, ill answer it here. human verse, the wheat bread is basically a part time unpaid test subject / part time unpaid intern.
when testing, he wears mandatory jump suit, of course, but his is blue !! like the concept for the co-op testing mel for the game !! also, he has long fall boots he is required to wear - they look the same way as we know them in the game.
when he’s not testing, he isn’t wearing that, but instead he’s wearing usually a random t-shirt ( usually blue, most of his shirts he has are blue ) with a lil white throw over sweater thing ( literally just look @ the icon ) w/ jeans and white w/ pastel blue streaks in them sneakers.
and, as a core, he wears what he does in the musical !!
There was only so much that WIRES and coding can do. A huff would leave him as he was raising is head to meet the core’s eyes, looking him over with TIRED eyes of his own. He went SLOWER this time, hoping he wouldn’t have to keep explaining.
“Let me put it this way… you can’t CATCH it at all. It has to do with the individual CODING in a core. That’s it.”
A slow NOD meets the other’s words this time, though it still didn’t really HELP. It was almost as if the concept of core’s being able to CATCH IT was burned into programming, and now a scientist was trying to say OTHERWISE. He heard him, yes, but it was hard to even begin to acknowledge as REAL.
❝ But― You― I― I can catch it, mate. I― I KNOW I can. I― I heard a human say that. A scientist one, to be exact. ❞
UPDATE: >_ Go ahead. Wheatley looked uncomfortably at the message he had received. He shouldn’t be doing this- not in his analysis at least. He wasn’t ready, and he didn’t think the rest of the project thought so either. But they had been forced to use him. The rest of the crew was making sure his systems weren’t going over board, so that he didn’t crash. But this… this wasn’t what he signed up for.
Walking into the room, he looked at the other. This was supposed to be him, wasn’t it? But something didn’t feel right. Well… might as well get this over with. He should remember all this happening, right?
❝ Uh, oi! Mate. I uh, you don’t happen to be Wheatley, would you? ❞
This WASN’T REAL. Or maybe it WAS? That was the problem― he couldn’t figure it out. Optics would JUMP around the room, hoping he could see something that he knew was real, but he just COULDN’T. Everything he looked at, he found himself questioning it’s existence.
He could be DREAMING. He could be in SLEEP MODE! He should be on the surface, so this wasn’t REAL, right? Or maybe he should still be in SPACE. Or... Or maybe this WAS real, and SHE was still active and still WATCHING HIM. When was the last time he KNEW he was in the real world? He didn’t even begin to know the answer. Not right now.
Optics JUMP from around the room to the other A.I. that seemed to know his name. How did this one know his name? He didn’t know him, did he? Oh god, SHE WAS WATCHING HIM, wasn’t she? Which means she’s AWAKE, and this was a core that worked for HER.
( Wait, didn’t he see HUMANS earlier? )
❝ What? How― How― How did you know THAT? Did― Did SHE tell you? ❞
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