Ahhh hell yeah, I'm adding this to the pinned.
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Ahhh hell yeah, I'm adding this to the pinned.
"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go
Detritus: I think dem rioters about done. Dem's all calling for a cab.
Littlebottom: They're chanting "ACAB", Detritus. It means "All Coppers Are Bastards"
Detritus: Heh. Well, they ain't wrong. I know I am, and Mister Vines would say he is.
Littlebottom: What about Carrot?
(thinking at Troll Speed)
Detritus: Well, ok. But then again... Nobby is bastard enough for two coppers.
Very precise Ahnk-Morporkian rioters: ACAOTAOBE!*
*All Coppers Average Out To Approximately One Bastard Each
a lot of you really need to internalize that acting avoidant isn't cute at all and that it will cost you experiences and life outcomes if you don't change course
ultimately the best way to prevent abuse is to organize society in such a way that everyone's needs are met wothout having to rely on a parent or employer or boyfriend or any one individual. obviously wont stop, like, manipulation or so on, but the ability to dangle basic needs over someone's head is one of the most powerful and consistant tools of abuse out there. if someone is able to just leave, and know that they will have access to food and shelter and clean water and education, that will enable so, so mamy victims of abuse to do just that.
really funny how like 10% of the comments are people going "nuh uh" and the remaining 90% are people going "this is literally whats happening to me/my mom/etc Right Now"
If you have smart lightbulbs in your home that change colors I recommend having the lights turn green a minute or two before 4:20 so youre reminded to take your medicine.
I'm experimenting with comic-making.
All fucking timer
being transfem is hating the parents of almost everyone you know
Grace: Oh yeah, Rocky, I have a question!
Rocky: Yes?
Grace: What is the material of your clothing made out of? Since it doesn’t seem that you have any wool-bearing animals or cotton-like plants on Erid.
Rocky: Oh, it’s a rock with a fibrous material!
Grace: (Uh oh)
Grace: Uh, what’s the chemical composition for that rock?
Rocky: Mg3(Si2O5)(OH)4
Grace, doing mental chemistry: So that’s something we call asbest- Uh oh.
Grace, thinking back to the Rocky-shaped weighted plushie he got from Adrian for his birthday last year: Uh Oh.
Rocky: Is something wrong, question?
Grace: I am pretty sure that your clothing can give me cancer
Rocky: Oh-shit.mp3
Adrian: Grace does not like Soft Rocky, question?
Grace: No, no, I absolutely love it. It’s just that Soft Rocky can get me sick if I stay around it too long. See on earth we have this thing called Mesothelioma-
found on a recent walk :)
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Shout out to the (many) times I got called an elitist gatekeeper for saying that the only real way to fully understand a work of fiction is to experience it firsthand and that summaries and reviews are not a replacement for that
Me, reading the first 80% of the post: What do you mean, "experience it firsthand"? How am I supposed to join the Hunger Games or go on the Odyssey?
Me, reading the final clause of the post: Oh, you literally meant that people have to read the book/listen to the audiobook in order to fully understand it. And people got mad. Oh dear.
To quote what a friend of mine said after she watched Jerry Maguire (1996) for the first time, having thought she knew what it was about because of its cultural ubiquity: “you miss a lot of a movie when you don’t watch it”
If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston
This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.
Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.
"kids deserve good art instead of slop" is also the wrong takeaway. the kids need slop too. ideally from the moment you start reading board books to your kid you should try and work in a ratio of like 7 things that are actually good to 2 that are mid but have potential and 1 thats complete dogshit. this will allow them to start exercising the parts of your brain you use to form and develop media opinions as soon as possible. follow my instructions to the t and gen beta or whatever the hell they're gonna call the next one will start producing the kind of experimental webfiction the likes of which we are not yet capable of imagining. you'll see. you'll all see.