Marnick

[ankle-beez]

[officialheroesofolympus]

Thanos: I have your son

Tony: I don’t?? Have a son??

Thanos: then who asked me for chocolate milk and made me cut the crust off his sandwich??

Tony: oh my gosh you have peter tHAT IS MY SON

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[crentist]

will this lady survive this drag of the century

[kirstengillibrand]

[prasejeebus]

If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmy’s for Veep direct them to this video

[bvbblebeam]

“now get the fuck outta here congresswoman” 😂😂😂

[jogaq]

autumn trail |공원길

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[deanmoth]

I want us to have kids of our own.

[acoustickub]

[100493503004422]

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

[holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated]

You do that every morning???

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

EVERY MORNING.

[youblowuponesun]

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

no son

[you-are-talking-about-this-deac]

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

[sleepybiflinge]

*whispers* Not even Russia

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

[foxanddanapetrie]

RE FUCKING TWEET

[yoquierouno]

I love him!

[yoquierouno]

I love him!

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

something that no one asked for but I still think it’s necessary: my favorite letterboxd lists

[stephrc79]

Scuse you, I think we all asked for this.

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[baransgf]

[deadmutati0n]

[everydaylouie]

musical words 🎶

[teenagedream]

how to make tea