I'll put this over here with the rest of the fire

Mostly nice; multi fandom trash blog. She/Her. Slytherin. Avatar is an accurate depiction of myself. Phone number 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[rockandriotcomic]

WOW 

So a couple of days ago I hit this huge milestone so I just wanted to take a moment to thank you all so much. 

Making a comic has been such an incredible experience and it’s beyond me as to why so many people joined in on this adventure. I had no idea Rock and Riot would reach this readership when I started it last year, and I’m thankful that I’ve been able to help so many people learn about themselves and others.

I’ve still got a while before this story ends, so I look forward to see where we’ll go!

♥ ♥ ♥

Anyways, long story short, I’ll be giving away a couple of book sets to celebrate! 

All you have to do is reblog this post! I’ll pick winners in 48 hours~  

[vedrane-blog]

Discover your Patronus - Pottermore

Written by J.K. Rowling, created by Pottermore, discover your Patronus now.

I discovered my Patronus is an Abraxan Winged Horse on J.K Rowling’s Pottermore. Find out yours now: https://my.pottermore.com/patronus

I’M A FUCKING UNICORN YOU GUYS.

[reichenbachfalling-inthetardis]

If you think Richard Ayoade isn’t Tumblr’s spirit animal, then you are very much mistaken.

[eroticadventurerofderangedkind]

Richard is losing it over a tray of sweets! I can relate.

[vamichaelalaws]

If you had a duck as a pet...

Whom you could dress up however you want without worrying for it’s health…

And they were gunna race other ducks…

What would that duck look like?

This is out of pure curiosity.

I, myself, am not a duck.

Quack.

Replies appreciated.

[vedrane-blog]

Are you having a stroke?

I'd dress it as a shark. I’ve got a terrible sense of humour I’m afraid.

[textsfromfullmetalalchemist]

[rouvaniemi]

Mustang: I need to find the person who killed my friend Maes Hughes

Envy:

[vedrane-blog]

anything remotely inconvenient: *happens*

me: A prime example of Toma's problematic behavior. Truly revolting. Disgusting. When will his reign of cage-terror end? Toma burned my crops and murdered my family. He stole my betrothed bride. He personally ruins each cup of my favorite tea. He took my child's teddy bear and spat in its face. He took a shit in my bathroom and didn't replace the toilet paper. He gave me a blow job in the Burger King parking lot and never called me back.

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[vedrane-blog]

tag when you joined the internet and how accurate this is

2016: probably enjoys old memes unironically, no idea how anything works

2012-15: uses "XD" unironically, has a basic understanding of the internet

2010-11: is a fairly average person, advanced understanding of the internet, might be nostalgic

2006-09: wayyy too nostalgic, remembers the old days of youtube, wants things to be simpler, has a nostalgiagasm when remembering old internet, probably has old youtube amvs on their channel from when they were 12 or remembers watching youtube videos when they were 6, age varies from preteen to 20s

2000-05: remembers internet pre-facebook, pre-twitter and pre-youtube, youtube poop expert

the 90s: demigod of the internet, possesses unknown knowledge, reblogs 90s internet posts

the 80s: remembers when eternal september began, probably still uses usenet, possibly doesn't exist, possibly god

60s-70s: is literally actually god, is a human myth, rest is unknown

[rubsomepinkinit]

I’m still alive but barely breathing

I have fallen into the abyss that is mystic messenger cry

Have some Jumin

[keikomivra]

Oh shit, Misha’s on the crystals again.

Jensen’s reaction tho ♡  (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ

[x]

[tenoko1]

THE BOTTOM GIF OF SHARED SUFFERING!!!!

[mysticmessy]

I should be in there too but Im not that trashy to the point im a hoe. Source: Ig@kanantrash

[vedrane-blog]

SPOILERS

BUT THEY DESERVE EVERY BIT OF IT.

[fuck-yeah-horror]

FREE INDIE HORROR GAMES MASTERPOST

Which 

SCP Containment Breach 

Lasting

The White Chamber

Cry Of Fear

Ascension 

Mad Father

Imscared

1916 Der Unbekannte Krieg

Slender: The Eight Pages

Ib

Sepulchre

The 4th Wall

Eyes

escape from lavender town 

Devil’s Tuning Fork 

Hide

7 Days

Vapour

Erie

One Late Night

I See You

Deep Sleep

Ao Oni

Nightmare House 2

Hello? Hell… o?

Minotaur

Homesick

Korsakovia

Yume Nikki

I Can’t Escape

Lisa

Hyde

NothingElse

Taunt

Don’t Escape

Bunnyman - Lost Souls

[rocketjumpsocio]

I like how one says IB like the course because yes it is horror

[vedrane-blog]

CUPID – A FREE VISUAL NOVEL

Scariest visual novel ever. Believe me.

[vedrane-blog]

Being an introvert

[vedrane-blog]

What's the most meta thing you've ever done

I'm currently watching The IT Crowd wearing my IT Crowd jumper, posting this from an account with two references to the show in my profile description. I can die happy now.

[aapricots-deactivated20200408]

I’m gonna be tht friend .. like the one when ur in ur 20s and everyone’s in relationships or getting married and there’s the one friend who isn’t. it’ll b me

[vedrane-blog]

You don't want to get married before your late 20s. Wait until you see everyone get a divorce in 10 years.