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Update on Bella

Weeeeeeeeell over the weekend she was not eating. It’s pretty much come down to the fact that she hates the food we feed Milo. Soooo the idea of feeding them the same food has gone out the window 🙄

HOWEVER! Milo has diarrhea so naturally I made him plain white rice and threw some chicken broth in there. I thought well why not add this to the food already in Bella’s bowl. Sooo I did it and added some beef food toppers to really make this a fancy meal and she ate it! She left some food in the bowl but she ate a good amount of food and we are happy!

#personal #dog #life as a dog mom #bella the pit

basic-banshee

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

basic-banshee

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

victorxaxvale

Well, which one is it going to be?

basic-banshee

And so it begins

contentcrisis

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

basic-banshee

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

basic-banshee

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

basic-banshee

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

justluckyiguess

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

basic-banshee

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

basic-banshee

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

ryandevon

It is a hallmark movie!!

thefatfuck-irl

sirartwork

reblog for noises

ayellowbirds

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

sandandglass

itscalledfashionlookitup

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

macabrekawaii

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

returningjedi

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

katswenski

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

omgchomps

tiktokarchive

zhimaqiu

And this is tiktok we need

secondclassvines

afeelgoodblog

cats-obsessions

When everything IS fine but you can’t shake the feeling of impending doom

hieronymouscock

when u see my husband on queer eye in ten years know that he actually dresses nice and can cook and go to the theatre and that he is only pretending to be schlubby bc our kink is conning five nice gay men with netflix money into redoing our living room and that this is all a very elaborate sexy roleplay for us

blackwitchmagicwoman-deactivate

Wow, OP’s MIND.

boota

kissthebrokenwinds

“Hey Gabe, get out of the the way of the show.”

*Gabe moves out of the way to show a big chubby boi (a fat grey and brown tabby cat) blepping his tongue to drink water from the stream of running water out of the kitchen faucet, his eyes glowing in the light of the flash as the camera zooms in sporadically*

“That’s what we’re talking about baby, that’s what we’re talking about!”