Longing

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[long-ago-1234567890]

bill gates looks like the dude from the nintendogs competition

[long-ago-1234567890]

[bladebaby]

[1jps]

[wutitd0]

[toopunktofuck]

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

[redandfranticfeelings]

a real life case of the “oh? havent you heard?” meme

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

[mothmansbignaturals]

hi its me the duolingo owl if you dont practice french right now i will set your house on fire

[lotad]

[powerfulwizard]

Some of y'all detergent pod eaters just need to eat a fuckin gusher

[culturenlifestyle]

[nzap]

[nukua-deactivated20121023]

[deep-sexts]

[decision]

[bugattigal-deactivated20150429]

[mitten]