what the hap is fuckening

aster | he/they | 24

[depsidase]

[soolagna-meow]

the rapture of marge simpson

[infectiouspiss]

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

[captain-paperclip]

[rvllybllply2014]

He sure does love his fruits

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

[knitmeapony]

And stickers!

[gholateg]

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[theconcealedweapon]

[pastelispunx]

My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.

[byjove]

I don’t think you can raise your children in an isolated ‘off-grid’ way without being massively fucking abusive. Every few years there is a news story about an abusive and/or neglectful parent taking their children out of society and forcing them to rough it in the woods with no medical care, education, socialization or interaction with others outside of the familial unit and it usually results in someone dying or being traumatized for life. And people are sympathetic towards them online. It is fucking evil. Isolating children only benefits their abuser. It takes a village. You know damn well why they don’t want anyone else to teach, speak to, play with or watch out for their kids, control.

[heartclef]

NEW EARTH PHOTO JUST DROPPED FROM ARTEMIS II

[kosmogrl]

[gemini-enthusiast]

The first photos are coming in from Artemis II, and they are stunning. Photos of our home planet from humans we are sending further than anyone has gone before.

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[fagstaynight]

I want for you to stand proud. We’re all real skeletons. Can you believe it? Real skeletons. Not like the skeletons in movies. Real ones. Every one of us. Our life is built on miracles

[tenkuu-otoshi]

Images of the Earth taken during the Artemis II mission

[zealockthegreat]

[timetravelingsherlockian]

We should go back to rating everything like Bill and Ted. Those guys were onto something.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them