you can’t take loved away

|Kris|30|she/they|butch lesbian| Trans friendly. Pyrrha Dve call me.

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[dreadwedge]

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

[garbae5000]

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

[dreadwedge]

swish

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[cryptotheism]

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

[aflo]

Hank

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[hotvampireadjacent]

[greelin]

you have to understand that my body does not work by default. “ohhh so many medications means so many chemicals inside you. i could never” well if i did not take these things i would not be able to function. i respect and have made peace with the chemical. Get out of my face

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i keep spending money. i should be killed

[bytedykes]

fun character types

character who is not allowed to kill themself

related: suicidal character who physically can't kill themself

alive character who has successfully committed suicide

character who hasn't died but has committed thematic suicide of the Self

character who thinks they're suffering karmic punishment for killing/trying to kill themself

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[itstheshytheorystudent-deactiva]