i also wear watermelons on my head to attract girls.
@veeteecee
@delectablykawaiinightmare I think in this case it means that you are the girl?
KIROKAZE
wallacepolsom

roma★
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
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NASA
Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.

titsay
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occasionally subtle

pixel skylines

Andulka

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

tannertan36

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styofa doing anything

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@veeteecee
i also wear watermelons on my head to attract girls.
@veeteecee
@delectablykawaiinightmare I think in this case it means that you are the girl?
tfw = two fucking weiners
I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this
Hello hot dogs. #weinerlust
Well, aren't you the worst person ever? #okstupid
"I just want to put my butt on you." That's mama's little girl.
Priorities.
My cat is struggle snuggling me.
Exit interview
Throw out his toothbrush Wash his towel Take a pregnancy test Schedule a pap and std testing
Oven fried chicken, giant biscuit and sprouts. Oven meal.
The biggest perk of getting up early to take people to the airport is having time to make breakfast.
#tbt when we were little, and had a dress down day.
Nurse Coze.
Maggie in Secretary
Dying my ends with #manicpanic using a shopping bag in place of a shower cap.
And again - NSO boi saves the day!
Magical NSO boi could totally do all the NSO positions simultaneously on their own (they don’t though because they like to share the NSO glam!).
Thanks, germaineofthrones, for this brilliant ask!
I wish I had seen this sooner!
#yaherd? #signitwhenyouaredone I signed it, it must be done.
favorite movie
Just seeing this made me well up a little.