[mihri-the-sasscatte]

every day I wake up and Alecto the Ninth isn't out and I just

[intwitch]

Alectopause? Within 24 hours of finishing Nona the Ninth? More likely than you think. If you suspect you or a loved one has been affected by Alectopause SCREAM BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO

[machineexmachina]

[vividciggy]

Rereading GtN feels like watching silent videos of my dead wife laughing on the beach

[ofroseandivory]

i got to the pool scene. i am undone.

[runasulienadanika]

despite that Coronabeth Tridentarius is frequently called the most beautiful out of all tlt characters, it's Camilla Hect who is flirted with the most. multiple characters find her attractive, and Nona, who is literally planet earth (therefore has universal taste) called Corona almost pretty enough for Camilla, which strongly suggests that Camilla Hect is the hottest tlt character. in this essay i will-

[runasulienadanika]

Ianthe has such a shitty time...all the time, but especially in nona, it makes me hysterical

she can't be god's favourite even tho she's the only loyal Lyctor, because he has a daughter and that daughter is her crush's situationship, who she always looked down on because she thought Gideon was stupid, but now she gets all the good stuff for nothing?? she found her sister but apparently Corona became an enemy of the empire and she sided with the Sixth House of all people?? and then she gets outplayed by Palamedes Sextus, someone she always disdained and he proves to her that she's slowly becoming more and more like Babs. and then she watches Camilla and Palamedes perform the grand lysis and she realises that they weren't stupid for rejecting traditional lyctorhood and that she could've had something like this with Corona but now it's too late.

like, this sucks so bad i can't even-

[captorations]

[httpcomet]

“You can’t take loved away.” If u even care. Btw. U can’t take loved away.

[corvidaelesbian]

Htn from Gideon perspective is so fucking sad

She died, because "It is stupid for a cavalier to watch their necromancer die", died fully aware that she wouldn't accept it, harrow was going to ditch all her plans about reviving the ninth and opening the Tomb for saving one idiot with a sword.

Gideon said "fuck that, Harrow lives"

And then she proceeds for several months doing anything but not living

The worst of all

Forgetting her, making her old lie "I don't remember that you exist half the time" a fucking truth

My girl watched absolute shitshow and couldn't do anything about it

[reallyveryhuman]

[sodajuicesoda]

Shes Called Hot Sauce For An Amazing Reason

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[eldritch-lesbians]

[turtletotem]

I found this truly galaxy-brained analysis of John Gaius on Reddit and had to share it far and wide. This resonates like a gong, y’all.

[iantalks]

hey does anyone remember that harrow threatened to do the soup thing to her gideon well before she does it to the saint? she actually did do it to A gideon, just not the one she says it to.

gtn, pg. 60, "All you need to know is that you'll do what I say, or I'll mix bone meal in with your breakfast and punch my way through your gut."

gideon is always on her mind even when she's been magically erased.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business