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When you're pulling arguments out of your ass, inevitably many of them are going to be shit.

I had somebody tell me today that as a vegan I'm cholesterol deficient. I didn't even know how to respond lol

It’s simple.You tell them “thank you for your extremely intelligent observation that was based on countless years of non-stop dedication towards your education in every possible field of health & nutrition so that you may diagnose somebody with something that doesn’t exist just by merely looking at them without taking so much as their pulse”.This person just saved your life. I do it all the time. I have a unique “spidey sense” that lets me know when a person is protein deficient just by the way they type words onto a computer. What can I say? It’s a gift.

Wtf is this

I like to call it “A Mosaic Of Societal Incoherence”

Listen up anti-circumcision crowd!!

You do realize we are talking about a baby, right???? I mean….you do understand that, correct? I’m just checking because I don’t think you people quite understand that.

If you are going to try to stop people from cutting pieces of skin from a baby, then you need to take a long, hard look at just how out of whack your thinking is. What’s next? You are going to fight for babies to have the right to vote? You going try to get babies to drive cars?? You want babies to have driver’s licenses!!! It’s a MASSIVE slippery slope.

Also, not to state the obvious but you do know that babies contribute absolutely nothing to society. How many babies do you know that have jobs? That’s right. NONE!!

Also, how is a person supposed to know it is not ok to cut pieces of skin from a baby if the baby can’t tell you otherwise? In other words, when a baby learns the native language at record speed, and literally tells their parents that “I don’t want pieces of skin cut from my body”, then how can parents possibly know to do otherwise.

Besides we’ve always done it.

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It should be illegal to be vegan as a kid, thats child abuse. Every vegan child I've seen is so pale and weak looking. Parents shouldn't be allowed to force their views on their kids like that, it's disgusting.

I think we see eye to eye. Clearly you have thought about this long and hard….and it shows. Try explaining it to vegan parents though. Good luck with that.

Non-vegan parents wouldn’t dare dream of shoving their beliefs down their children’s throats which is why every single non-vegan parent in the entire history of existence has taken their children to see animals being slaughtered and just let the child decide for themselves whether they are ok with what they see, and whether they want to partake in the body of a butchered animal. No forcing from the parent one way or the other in the slightest as that would not be good parenting. Whatever the child says goes.

No “it’s ok there is nothing wrong with this”. No “it’s just nature sweetie”. No “the animal doesn’t feel a thing” coming from the parents. None of that. They stay silent and simply await their child’s decision.

It just turns out that the vast majority of the time when a child sees an animal being hacked to pieces, the child gets hungry, and says “mommy and daddy I’m like a lion”. No interference from ma and pa whatsoever.

But yes…..I agree. The government should force their beliefs down the throats of parents who force their beliefs down the throats of their children.

Eating fruits and vegetables can cause terminal cooties in children and that should be taken seriously by our penal system. While society’s children may have record number of health problems than ever before….most of them can say they are cootie-free. We can thank the hands-free approach of today’s parents for that.

slaughter (v) /ˈslôdər/ - the act of being kissed on the nose with a rainbow as pixie sprites gently shut your eyelids for the last time as one becomes deceased as a result of too much love.

synonyms: care very much for, feel deep affection for, hold very dear, adore, think the world of, be devoted to Source: Everybody’s grandfather who owned a farm

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Legislation sent to Gov. Jerry Brown also prohibits the export of killer whales.

Get this now….Animal rights activists believe that killer whales belong in the ocean instead of their natural surroundings of a chlorine pool to bounce balls off their flipper to the delight of mouth-breathing, easily entertained tourists who drink mountain dew out of bendy straws.

i cant tell if you're joking about the kkk costume

I don’t get why there are people that get mad at people that wear KKK outfits? Instead of being mad at them, why don’t you get mad at the people who make the outfits in the first place instead of those that create the demand which create the financial incentive for the outfits to be made.

Also, if all the people stopped wearing the KKK outfits overnight, think about all the waste of fabric that would create. So, ipso facto by wearing the outfits, the fabric doesn’t have to be wasted.

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if people want to be vegan let them?????? like who the fuck????? you don't have to decide what other people eat?? you can just not be vegan!!!!!! wow what an idea

Hold on. Are you seriously ok with letting people NOT fund the round the clock cycle of force breeding and slaughtering animals by the billions for the sake of a taste preference??? You’re really ok with this?? You don’t think someone should put a stop to all of this NOT killing animals. You’re ok with just letting this slide?

Wow....what can I say? You’re way more open minded than I am and that’s really saying something.

Moral relativism: Is there anything you can’t make sound equal?

You ever see these vegans comparing cows to dogs??? What kind of stupid comparison is that? Jesus....do people even think about what they’re saying anymore? How the hell can you compare an animal to an animal? How stupid can you possibly be?

BTW vegans.....do you get mad when celery is killed just like your precious cow? You know it is the same thing right? Something to think about. Just saying.

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Hi! Have been vegan for a while but have been reading up recently about how you can't get enough B12 in a vegan diet unless you supplement it.. and if you don't get enough it can seriously damage your body. It kinda shook me because so many people have told me we're closer to herbivores and being vegan is the perfect diet for us.. but how can that be if we have to supplement? I feel like if I encourage people to go vegan they might, like me, not supplement properly or research enough. Thoughts?

You’ve been vegan for a while.....and you’re alive???? Nope....sorry, I don’t buy this for one second. You should go to a hospital right now and ask a doctor if you’re actually alive. If the answer is “yes” get away from that quack and get a second opinion.

It’s real simple..... About 40% of Americans have low b12 levels:

http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/89/2/693S.full

What does this mean? Obviously it means that 40% of Americans must be vegan. Nobody eating a cow’s asshole would ever have to worry about b12, and the bacteria from which it comes from.

Doctors recommend that everybody over the age of 65 take a b12 supplement:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/14/health/14brod.html?_r=0

What does this mean? Well, it means every senior citizen once they start collecting social security becomes vegan. Rich, elitist, old bastards have got more money to spend, so they are living decadent lives eating high brow foods like rice and beans.

Livestock animals get injected with b12:

http://eerainuh.com/supplementation-of-vitamin-b12-in-cattle-and-sheep-to-prevent-deficiency/

What does this mean? It means that since cows are vegan they can’t possibly get b12 so the farmers have to inject them with it so we can get b12 into us when we eat the cow. Basically it’s what people have been doing forever. Neinderthals used to stop at walgreens for a b12 supplement so they could inject it into their prey before they killed and ate the animal with their canine teeth.

68% of Americans take supplements:

http://www.crnusa.org/CRNPR14-CRNCCSurvey103014.html

What does this mean? HOLY SHIT!!!! 68% of Americans must be vegan (I have never been more scared in my entire life), since no one who eats steak, bacon, sausage, hot dogs, fried chicken, fried eggs, butter, and ice cream would have any reason to take a supplement. All this time, the people who have been funding the 37 billion dollar industry that is the supplement industry are vegan. Whooda tunk it?

Human meat farms aren't really like this.....The child in the comics is maybe 5 years old. A good farm will kill children when they are about 7. That's 2 more years of love. THIS IS PROPAGANDA!!! Do not buy into it!!!

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I think I speak for all CEOs of companies in the meat and dairy industry when I say "We run an ethical business. We love and care for these animals. This is just simply the circle of life. There is nothing wrong with what we do. We have absolutely nothing to hide and……. HOLY SHIT!!!! DID YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS????……..NOT COOL!!"

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Three Cheers For Italy!!!!!!!

It appears that a country has finally stood up to the vegan nazi takeover of the world that is destroying everything and is causing a massive implosion that will lead to a chaotic existence for everything that will ever exist.

Yes, Italy has now passed a law that will make it illegal to raise your children vegan.

I’m only hoping that this means we’ll live in a world where parents who take their children to Mcdonalds 3 times a week will finally get the recognition they deserve.

One could only guess at the permanent damage that something like giving a child fruits and vegetables will do and teach children things like cognitive empathy to animals that have the same ability to feel as that child does. The world would be unrecognizable.......and that’s really, really, really, really scary.

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I just read that Robin Williams (vegetarian) committed suicide because he had early Parkinson and it was produced by the deficiency of Omega 6, that only fish can provide it. So, there's another reason to eat animal products. Our body needs them.

I just read that nobody who is vegan is actually alive because they don’t eat something that they need.I’m sure it is well known fact from people who did not know Robin Williams, was not a part of Robin Williams life, did not have the slightest idea what Robin Williams was going through, did not do an autopsy on Robin Williams’ body, have no idea what Robin Williams was actually eating would know EXACTLY as to the reason why he would have committed suicide.

As someone who never met Robin Williams my sources tell me that he died from a bacon deficiency. So it’s probably a little bit of both.

Also, as science can attest there is not a single piece of Omega 3 (It’s actually not 6 but facts are for stupidheads) found anywhere in the entire world except for aquatic animals. Therefore anybody who did not live near a major body of water where they could access fish clearly died of Parkinsons/Suicide/Mercury Deficiency throughout the history of mankind.

Just type in any other food in cronometer besides an aquatic animal and look at the omega 3 content in them. For example, put something like flax seed and cronometer will show you the omega 3 contents. When you read it, it specifically states, “it’s not a fish you idiot, you’ll die of parkinsons and kill yourself”.

Also, since the tools that made the ability to catch fish frequently and consistently enough to be able to make eating fish a more viable option to the human species has only been around for several hundreds of years and the homo sapien has been around for millions of years, one would deduce that almost all of our ancestors for millions of years prior to the building of fishing tools died because they committed suicide because they didn’t eat fish.

I really think you’ve thought this one through.

If you ever hear about somebody committing suicide, just say to yourself….”if only they ate salmon”. It really is as simple as that.

Eating a Whopper Makes You A Man

The whopper has been proven to increase the size of the penis. Sure, not in a “real world" way or by any of the “laws of physics" but you can just tell by the rhetoric of men who eat them. Hell, the word “whopper" is Icelandic for “porn star sized penis".

This is where you male vegans have so many problems: The Penis. The effect of eating animals provides the necessary requirement of clogging the arteries that lead to your penis.

With blood not reaching the penis, the dreaded erection is not produced. So while you male vegans walk around with 24 hour boners and whatnot, real men don’t have to show off like that. It shows humility. What ever happened to family values?

Also, this provides a wonderful solution to overpopulation. I bet you vegans think that eating meat is not environmentally friendly. BOOM in your face!!! In your erection-abled faces!!!!

Also, as legendary non-erector/US presidential nominee Bob Dole showed us, you don’t need to stop eating meat to get a woody, all you need is a little blue pill. So……it also helps the economy.

So, if you are still a show-off and getting an erection, you can just imagine Bob Dole getting one too and that should take care of that.

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