lets go lesbians!!!!

24, they/them

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[kushblazer666]

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[lezarus]

the phrase ‘YOU try pooling for plumbing money in a queer space’ is instantly entering my vocabulary

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[podcastwizard]

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

[egberts]

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[transwalterdecourcey]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kosmogrl]

[somafalls]

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"