literally no panache whatsoever

i log on here once every three weeks or so and make fifteen posts about whatever thing has taken over my brain as of late. so. do not come here expecting consistency :) | 20 | bi/ace

[vegathenorthstar]

hi nobody asked for this but i made a strawpage for twitter and i’m very proud of it so i’m sharing it here too

vegathenorthstar's strawpage

it’s also very thorough. so i thought it might be nice for people to have

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[joleneghoul]

Me when the characters in a story start arguing and letting their nasty sides out and i get to see if their relationship can stand it, grow, or if ultimately they break apart. Or maybe even a secret third worse thing.

[smoothieillustrasion]

The Hanged Man & The Star ⋆｡°✩

[pomegranatefae]

nona the ninth is a fucking roller coaster from start to finish. it's the third book in a series and it starts with three returning characters who were barely in book 2 and everyone else is new. It follows a gravity falls arc in tone, ie it starts as a slightly weird slice of life story and by the end they're fighting ancient eldritch abominations from actual hell, and not a moment in that transition feels out of place or jarring. our first impression of the main character is the list of people she wants at her birthday party and the first five names on the list are dogs. our last impression of her is some of the most heartbreaking dialogue ever written.

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[erdenmaedchen]

STAR TREK Shore Leave | S01 E15

[chessb0r3d]

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[robin-buckely]

@dailyprojecthailmary – Eva Stratt Week

day five: fate / regret / sacrifice insp

[snaggedstar]

cute cute jane

[annabelle--cane]

this passage is so good. it's simply so good. what am I even supposed to do. it's just too good. I think I hauve the seventh house blood flaw.

[mollyjames]

no please, I can change! I've been living in Seattle for the last 16 years!

[mollyjames]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Kevin still visits the grave.

[corporationkills]

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

[trashythingsgohere]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

GirL

[mara-phelion]

i need you guys to walk with me here

mcu jean grey somehow multiverse hopping and ending up where el hopper is

el sees this girl who looks EXACTLY like max, delighted at first to see her only to pause—how could max find her? why is her hair flatter? why does she dress so differently? why is she in her hea- what?

meanwhile, jean grey is looking at this girl, not knowing where she is and TRIES to get into el's mind only to be met inside the void and pushed immediately back out

El is near tears, having just been lashed by the sudden intrusion in her head. Is this some cruel joke? Creel coming back to haunt her?

"Max, it's me-"

'Max' takes a step back, hand out in front of her as if it'll shield either of them.

"Why can't I...who the hell is Max?? Who the hell are you???"

just two girls who were treated the same by people who claim to fight for the good of humanity, as if they aren't part of it just because they're different

two girls whose sisters were ripped from them because of the ability they shared

except one was given a chance, and the other is alone in this cold little town with nobody, just like jean was after she left the system

and so jean grey, with all her brokenness yet to be fixed, tries to help el

and el hopper, who had to leave her family, her friends, her life, is finally given a second chance with this girl who may not be her, but who's close enough