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[veggiecats]

Hi! New pinned! Here is my carrd where you can find all of my work! Films, zines, 2d/3d work, essays, what have you. Anything new I do will be added to this, so this is the place to be!

EZM

Eugene Z. Melmani's portfolio.

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[veggiecats]

So when do Simon pegg and nick frost kiss

[veggiecats]

Okay I know people joke about this but like why are so many furries like some rich ass people and like major scientists and doctors and shit like that. What is the correlation there

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[veggiecats]

How can you be a marxist if you’re living off your working parents and just smoking weed all day

[veggiecats]

When did jonathan groff come out omg Am i late to this or something

[killrockstar]

if you actually cant name any prominent women musicians in yr music genre of choice that is just so weird

[veggiecats]

The Pacific Northwest is a beautiful name for a baby that you love Chicago Hotdog is for a baby you really love

[veggiecats]

ADHD meds are great for focusing on the wrong thing. Like yes im finally focused and getting stuff done and not bouncing around literally every five minutes and getting nothing done. But. i've got a like 25% chance that its actually the thing i need to do

[veggiecats]

Good news is i finally finished unpacking my clothes instead of having everything in bags around the place and searching for things everytime i leave the house. Bad news is essay due in an hour

[veggiecats]

ADHD meds are great for focusing on the wrong thing. Like yes im finally focused and getting stuff done and not bouncing around literally every five minutes and getting nothing done. But. i've got a like 25% chance that its actually the thing i need to do

[veggiecats]

Putting off my essay until it feels like i am being gnawed at from the inside out Fuuuck i love to be gnawed at I wish I had a million more papers to write so that i could have my bones ground down into dust Fuuuuckk

[veggiecats]

I willingly chose to get my undergrad in One million essays. By the way. I chose to be gnawed at. Once I write a million they give me the degree and tassel and say Good job! You can now get an mfa if you write one million more essays or you can sit on the edge of a boardwalk and kick your feet in the water until its dark out

[veggiecats]

I',m getting gnawed at again Fuck

[veggiecats]

Again!! except this is a super expedited summer class so technically i didn't give myself one day to do it That's just the name of the game. Ahh Undergrad in liberal arts. the gift that just keeps on giving

[heldagh0stt]

[aandjeo]

that ugly ass mask and polyester robe.. him putting his disgusting hand on display, the very worst of male vanity. you just know he's ugly as hell. one of those men who think they're hot shit but he actually gets bitchy and throws a tantrum over anything, all the time. probably owns a knife and he's soo proud of that, not realising he looks like a 5 year old with a toy. and she in those tiny aliexpress cat ears, you can clearly see she's not feeling it at all. basic porn for teen girls and men who don't lift, no hint of erotic, just an amalgamation of current internet trends. lord take my suffering and give it to him

[dogpuppy]

[veggiecats]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[powerbottomeminem]

“Wanna come in? I show you my other ankle.”