[memories]

In my next life I will be reborn as #riverdale.

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Archie’s dad! So what we got now is this old tree stump behind the construction lot! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me archies dad, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be? It’s because of you FP, that I’m like this! I’m nothin’… I’m nowhere… Get the fuck off me! I can’t stand being like this no more, FP.

[indigosfindings]

[medievalswords]

[medievalswords]

like i understand where you are coming from but the fact that it’s a beloved american institution (archie) that represents the pure american teenage ideal (which doesn’t exist) and the show corrupts it by putting the characters through increasingly absurd trials. it represents the corruption of youth and how when you’re a teen everything feels so much more extreme. they don’t “take it too far” it’s taken to an extreme height because it’s satire. the cult plotline is good just because i like it though. and it comes from the 70s fear of cults taking away our kids and recruiting them for debauchery. just like how g&g is supposed to be the satanic panic of the 80s and the black hood is the surge of serial killers in the 60s and 70s. every “insane” plotline is purposefully representative of the fears of small town america

[bittersweet-tremolo]

Riverdale 4x14 How to Get Away with Murder (2020, dir. James DeWille)

[userlindley]

RIVERDALE 4.03, Dog Day Afternoon

[chonicentral]

CHERYL BLOSSOM 2.13, The Tell-Tale Heart

[pzyii]

You wanna be with me, you wanna be with him

(When your dad is grooming you and your mom resents you for it but she's also being hurt by him and you want to save her and protect her and be the man of the house, what you've father has denied you, be her good and normal daughter except you can't be all of that because you are just her daughter and more than wanting to be a mother she wants to be a wife which as much as you provide for her you can't ever give her the way your father can. Among other things.)

[thejugheadparadox]

they really thought they ate w s1 bughead and the energy of it disgusts me

[thejugheadparadox]

bughead is so fabulously fascinatingly unconvincing as a couple despite the desperate efforts of the writers using every romantic convention in the book... he climbs up to her window and shit and its just like ok why is this gay guy climbing up to her window. why is this weird gay guy kissing her on the mouth.

[liveorganism-deactivated2026052]

having a burger and a milkshake while gay just like my friends from riverdale

[stackhousesookie]

RIVERDALE 2.07

[lesbojughead]

even archie was weirded tf out

[baldgonia]

betty again tbh

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

hermione lodge internally: veronica you've got to lez out

hermione lodge out loud: veronica, sometimes a friend is better than a boyfriend!

[archiecentral]

“Are we 100% sure that Archie’s straight?”

[bleachersgirl]

it’s not queerbaiting it’s saving the worlddddd

[jugheadjones]

202: Nighthawks | 415: To Die For | 514: The Night Gallery