Time traveler au starters
“Woah you’re looking rather outdated.”
“What kind of costume party are you coming from?”
“Is there _ in the future?”
“So what are you doing in this century.”
“Dude, dont you dare go back in time to make sure your parents don’t meet; therefore, erasing your existence! Bad idea!”
“I’m here to stop something from happening!”
“Last time you went back in time, you changed everything by accidentally starting a war so we had to go back and fix everything!”
“So do you have anything to do with the Mandela effect?”
“Take me with you! I want to go to the future with you!”
“I want to stay with you, in the past.”
“I’ve never meant someone like you in my time.”
“What are you wearing? I’ve never seen anything like that!”
“You probably haven’t seen anything like it because it hasn’t been invented yet.”
“What do you mean you can’t float this car over traffic? I thought you guys at least had flying cars!”
“Shit, I ended up in the wrong year!”
“If this time traveling device ends up in the wrong hands everyone will be in trouble.”
“No! You weren’t supposed to come with me to the future!”
“I’m sorry but I wanted to come with you! I love you!”
“Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me! If you don’t we’re both going to travel back!”
“Quick! Grab on to me now!”
“I can’t believe you brought me to your time!”
“So the reason why I’m traveling back in time is to prevent.. your existence. As you can tell, I ended up in the wrong year.”
“I’m gonna cause what, in the future?!”
“Wanna change the future now? How about you kiss me.”
“Please tell me people stopped fucking up the planet in your time.”
“I can assure you, everyone is still stupid as fuck in the future.”
“How did you end up here! There was no traveling device in your time!”
“Here. Take this. So you can visit me in the future anytime.”