velocibee

Liv~30s ~she/her ~ writer, artist ~ 18+ | Minors DNI | art sideblog: velocibeeart writing sideblog: velocibeewords

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[the-pen-pot]

This is your semi frequent reminder that there is no official AO3 app

All those are unofficial and available on the Google play store as of August 13th 2025. They mirror AO3's content and insert ads, for which the developer gets paid by page impression (that's every time the ad appears in the fic you're reading) not just clicks.

No money goes to AO3, nor to the fic writer. It goes to the person who did the bare minimum.

Many of these apps have poorly worded or non existent privacy policies, so they may also be mining as much data as possible and selling that on to unknown third parties.

Please, just use the official AO3 site and the browser.

[master-hentaifanfiction-2]

As a guy who does Cyber IT as a living PLEASE USE THE MAIN SITE ON THE BROWSER! Do not use unofficial apps. You are opening yourselves up to a multitude of cyber threats, especially when there is no privacy policy or agreements.

[punk-jaskier]

The site is mobile optimized, and you can download the fics as PDFs or epubs if you need to read offline like on a plane, there is no reason to use a third party app.

[feyspeaker]

💫🪐no Shepard without Vakarian (this is the mini for this month's print club!)

[penny-anna]

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

[my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates]

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

[whetstonefires]

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

[penny-anna]

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

[davetheshady]

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

[bogwitch-extraordinaire]

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

[jorolle]

coltland twins au

very small gifset i made for my crossover fic who can weigh the heart of dog?

[owenhcrper]

On the dark side of the Earth Where the creatures are out I'm a man on the moon And midnight 'round my neck And sunrise on my breath I still wait for you

[starrose17]

Twins? Where did that idea ever come from?

Bonus, each acting like the other, smart vs brave:

[starrose17]

Race ya to the exit!

[rylandgraces]

RYAN GOSLING as COLT SEAVERS and DR. RYLAND GRACE The Fall Guy (2024) dir. David Leitch Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[starrose17]

[firefliesnightcore]

I love that since Project Hail Mary, everyone is just going around collecting Ryan Goslings like they’re Pokemon.

Ryland is such a sad lil guy that multiple fandoms have come together to be like, BEHOLD, the Infinite Brothers Glitch.

[eaissilyy]

Voicemail

[stiffyck]

CRIMINAL lack of wheelchair Colt in this fandom.

Have yall watched the movie? that man is NOT walking without pain after all that.

[worm--king]

god a version of coltland twins where the events of phm happen directly before all the events of the fall guy.

Colt woke up to the voicemail from Ryland, he'd overslept and completely missed any opportunity to save his brother. He had to go to work like nothing happened. He didn't notice there was anything wrong with the rig because he was so preoccupied thinking about what else Ryland could have meant by "YOU'RE MURDERING ME," praying he didn't mean it literally, but his phone has been going straight to voicemail.