[velocipoptart]

I’m in the best relationship of my life right now, and I never ever expected to be involved in something so meaningful and amazing. 

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[velocipoptart]

Vertex Pharma just got back to me. This is the PERFECT time considering I just put in my references for a position at BW. Speaking of BW, I am going on my 3rd and hopefully last interview for one position, and I still have a second interview to go on for another position. Both positions are identical, but one of the roles I’d be an assistant to two busy doctors who research, teach, etc, whereas the other role I’d be checking pts. in/out and stuff. Ughh I like both. 

[pomeranian2]

[notflint]

[thirstywhitedad]

[velocipoptart]

Listening to Radiator Hospital thinking about how exactly a year ago I was the absolute saddest human being on the east coast. I traveled to Long Island during the New York blizzard to be with an older New York hardcore guy named Michael who I was absolutely infatuated with, and he felt the same until we became trapped in his house. After being ignore all weekend, I took a risk and miraculously was able to get driven from Long Island to Port Authority only to be told upon my arrival that my bus had been cancelled until further notice. I spent that day being sad, but seeing Jamie, and making a friend for life at Port Authority. 

I couldn’t listen to Radiator Hospital for a week, their album “Something Wild” was what I listened to when I was wicked into Michael, and listening to it just made me sad. I spent forever thinking about him, and scenarios such as what if I hadn’t gone during a snowstorm, and what if he was a normal fuckin human being, and blah blah. 

Anyway, I’m kind of seeing someone right now, have 2 job interviews the next couple of days, so I’m already in a better mood than I was last year. I’m not having sex with J.R. and being in an unhealthy fucked up “situationship” like I was last year. I’m sad about my grandma whose health is deteriorating, but she may need a pacemaker and everyone is optimistic. I love her. Also Trump is president, thanks wypipo. 

[velocipoptart]

I’m getting the best orgasms of my life by a well known Harvard professor who is in an open marriage with his wife. He has a daughter my age. This shit is wild.

[velocipoptart]

My dating life went to shit as soon as I brought straight edge guys into it.  

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[girlbossjodiarias]

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

[tigressaofkanjis]

Ironically and mysteriously after I scrolled past this the first time, a heard a ruckus in the place where I stashed the emergency money and saw my cat with AT LEAST $10 running from the crime. It took me five minutes to get that money back.

[bomtrack]

i have a weird feeling that the suicide squad movie will somehow be responsible for the rebirth of scene kid culture and its something i knew would happen eventually but i never thought it would be so soon

[sassking-trevor]

Later this year high schools will be filled w/ guys trying to act like the joker in that “edgy on purpose lol u mad” kinda way and scene girls w/ pink n blue dyed pigtails giggling about how “lol im SO CRAZY LAWL X3″

[peppapigvevo]

i cant believe you two made me read this on my own dash

[bomtrack]

look at this shit. we’re gonna have to relive some dark times. myspace is aboutta make a comeback. preps will have to hide in fear once again. the hot topic CEO is rubbing his hands together as i’m typing this. get ready for thousands of deviant art suicide squad ocs complete with scene hair and too many belts.

[sad-goddess-blog]

jared leto: lets put m&ms and skittles in the same bowl and mix them together

director: i dont know where jared leto ends and joker begins what have i created

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[bandtshirt]

[itwasntrainingyet]

[cynema]

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[velocipoptart]

I really wish guys would stop fucking me up emotionally. That would be greattt. Also, I quit Beth Israel and I'm getting a rescue dog on Saturday. So fuck yeah!