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[rapunzelie]

I laugh every fuckin time I pass this sign

[with-practice]

be safe out here y'all

[jumex]

What

[trapcard]

[chead-deactivated20181204]

[goawfma]

bitch i got adhd lmao

[agni-bi]

Water is one oxygen atom away from being hydrogen peroxide. Take a wild guess at which one will kill you if you drink it…

[nintendomii]

rememner the episode of icarly when they tried to make a lit up billboard thing on the side of the road and it said PLEASE GO TO ICARLY.COM or something but a bunch of the letters burned out so it was jusg said PEE ON CARL

[nintendomii]

[ginger-ale-official]

Am i gonna have to find out that dan Schneider had a piss kink too

[russiawave]

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

[assassinationtipsforladies]

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

[gendertrickery]

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

[lifeofkj]

Real life videogame level.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sidequest

Befriend the cat who is the KEEPER OF THE KEYS

[myriceballs-blog]

I’VE FOUND THE POST. I MAY DIE IN PEACE

[teenagerposts]

fresh from the gators nip

[cthulhulel]

gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.

[tietrabun]

learning to read was a mistake

[hellothisisangle]

[indigodreams]

Pierrot et le Chat Théophile Alexandre Steinlen, (1859-1923)

[inksplit]

[gryphonkin]

Visit Original Link

[ouijatxtremade-deactivated20180]

Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

[kodomomuke]

[hawkingsbird]

Me: *talks about my life*

My therapist: this is so sad alexa play despacito

[puyopuyo]

the sims 3 baby!!!!!!!!

[puyopuyo]

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[skeletalvanity]

@yikesoutrageousantics

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.