Tanizaki Naomi

🕸️๋࣭ ⭑ Agency clerk / 16 / highschooler 🕸️๋࣭ ⭑

[thewhimsyestfairy]

Makes me violently ill thinking about the future past or even present

[velvetnaomi]

nya! ichi ni san~ nya! arigato!

I hate my life sm rn

[bunnybunnykyoka]

“No one likes you” die die die Im og Kyōka everyone likes me.

…atleast my bunnies do.

[hanako-the-second]

Noooo, Kyouka, I like you!

Here is a bunny for you!

[atsush1nakaj1ma]

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency, @ilivebymyideals, @trickofthelight-snow, @velvetnaomi, @y0san0theagencydoctor, @nolongerthedemonprodigy

"Let's all giver her bunnies!!"

[velvetnaomi]

I despise Kyōka no

[velvetnaomi]

akutagawa and nakajima are fake ass enemies i saw them kissing…🙄😒

I INEW IT JUNICHIRO OWES ME SOOOOO MUCHHHHH MINEY

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WE WERE NOT KISSING !!!! WHERE ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM ? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[velvetnaomi]

YOUR CLEARLY SO GAY AND INLOVE WITH ATSUSHI JUST ADMIT IT AND GET HIM PREGNANT

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WHAT.

I… WHAT??? YOU MUST BE HALLUCINATING BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT… ANY OF THAT.

QUIT ACCUSING ME OF THIS.

[velvetnaomi]

IM NOT ACCUDING YOU IM SIMPLY SAYING THE TRUTH !!

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT IS NOT THE TRUTH. STOP THIS.

//ooc but one of my friends drew me as MPREG 💔

[velvetnaomi]

ITS. REAL.

ooc: HOLY SHIT I CHOKED ON MY COUGH I CANR BELEIVE IT OMFG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT ISN’T.

// HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT DRAWING IS FROM AROUND A YEAR AGO NOW THOUGH

[velvetnaomi]

IT IS I BET YOUR PREGNANT RIGHT NOW WITH HIS CHILD PLUS UHH EVEN DAZAI WANTS YOU TO KISS ATSUSHI WHY DONT YOU JUST GET WITH HIM

ooc: IM STILL SHOCKED THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DREW HIM PREGGERS OMGOMG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

I AM NOT PREGNANT! @byakkos-plain , PLEASE CONFIRM?

// it was supposed to be a drawing of me mpregged because there was a running joke between us that i was pregnant with twins after atsushi mpregged me💔💔💔 but i hadn’t revealed my face yet so he just drew me as akutagawa HAHAHAH

[byakkos-plain]

WAIT WHAT I GOT YOU PREGNANT??!!

//i just woke up this is A LOT to unpack😰

[ryuwantsrevenge]

NO NO NO NO THAT— THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WASN’T TRYING TO SAY!!! GAHH….

[byakkos-plain]

OH OH OKAY NO YOURE NOT PREGNANT OKAY GOOD

[ryuwantsrevenge]

Yes… okay…

see, i’m not pregnant, tanizaki naomi.

[velvetnaomi]

BUT YOU HAD SEXXXX

[ryuwantsrevenge]

and how exactly would you know that, if it were true? is there something you would like to tell us?

[velvetnaomi]

I JUST KNOW YAOI WHEN I SEE IT, OKAY ?

are you implying that I stalk you and Atsushi thats not trueee what aho told you

[lizzygrantakaldr]

it helps

[velvetnaomi]

akutagawa and nakajima are fake ass enemies i saw them kissing…🙄😒

I INEW IT JUNICHIRO OWES ME SOOOOO MUCHHHHH MINEY

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WE WERE NOT KISSING !!!! WHERE ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM ? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[velvetnaomi]

YOUR CLEARLY SO GAY AND INLOVE WITH ATSUSHI JUST ADMIT IT AND GET HIM PREGNANT

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WHAT.

I… WHAT??? YOU MUST BE HALLUCINATING BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT… ANY OF THAT.

QUIT ACCUSING ME OF THIS.

[velvetnaomi]

IM NOT ACCUDING YOU IM SIMPLY SAYING THE TRUTH !!

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT IS NOT THE TRUTH. STOP THIS.

//ooc but one of my friends drew me as MPREG 💔

[velvetnaomi]

ITS. REAL.

ooc: HOLY SHIT I CHOKED ON MY COUGH I CANR BELEIVE IT OMFG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT ISN’T.

// HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT DRAWING IS FROM AROUND A YEAR AGO NOW THOUGH

[velvetnaomi]

IT IS I BET YOUR PREGNANT RIGHT NOW WITH HIS CHILD PLUS UHH EVEN DAZAI WANTS YOU TO KISS ATSUSHI WHY DONT YOU JUST GET WITH HIM

ooc: IM STILL SHOCKED THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DREW HIM PREGGERS OMGOMG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

I AM NOT PREGNANT! @byakkos-plain , PLEASE CONFIRM?

// it was supposed to be a drawing of me mpregged because there was a running joke between us that i was pregnant with twins after atsushi mpregged me💔💔💔 but i hadn’t revealed my face yet so he just drew me as akutagawa HAHAHAH

[byakkos-plain]

WAIT WHAT I GOT YOU PREGNANT??!!

//i just woke up this is A LOT to unpack😰

[ryuwantsrevenge]

NO NO NO NO THAT— THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WASN’T TRYING TO SAY!!! GAHH….

[byakkos-plain]

OH OH OKAY NO YOURE NOT PREGNANT OKAY GOOD

[ryuwantsrevenge]

Yes… okay…

see, i’m not pregnant, tanizaki naomi.

[velvetnaomi]

BUT YOU HAD SEXXXX

[velvetnaomi]

akutagawa and nakajima are fake ass enemies i saw them kissing…🙄😒

I INEW IT JUNICHIRO OWES ME SOOOOO MUCHHHHH MINEY

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WE WERE NOT KISSING !!!! WHERE ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM ? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[velvetnaomi]

YOUR CLEARLY SO GAY AND INLOVE WITH ATSUSHI JUST ADMIT IT AND GET HIM PREGNANT

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WHAT.

I… WHAT??? YOU MUST BE HALLUCINATING BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT… ANY OF THAT.

QUIT ACCUSING ME OF THIS.

[velvetnaomi]

IM NOT ACCUDING YOU IM SIMPLY SAYING THE TRUTH !!

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT IS NOT THE TRUTH. STOP THIS.

//ooc but one of my friends drew me as MPREG 💔

[velvetnaomi]

ITS. REAL.

ooc: HOLY SHIT I CHOKED ON MY COUGH I CANR BELEIVE IT OMFG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT ISN’T.

// HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT DRAWING IS FROM AROUND A YEAR AGO NOW THOUGH

[velvetnaomi]

IT IS I BET YOUR PREGNANT RIGHT NOW WITH HIS CHILD PLUS UHH EVEN DAZAI WANTS YOU TO KISS ATSUSHI WHY DONT YOU JUST GET WITH HIM

ooc: IM STILL SHOCKED THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DREW HIM PREGGERS OMGOMG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

I AM NOT PREGNANT! @byakkos-plain , PLEASE CONFIRM?

// it was supposed to be a drawing of me mpregged because there was a running joke between us that i was pregnant with twins after atsushi mpregged me💔💔💔 but i hadn’t revealed my face yet so he just drew me as akutagawa HAHAHAH

[byakkos-plain]

WAIT WHAT I GOT YOU PREGNANT??!!

//i just woke up this is A LOT to unpack😰

[ryuwantsrevenge]

NO NO NO NO THAT— THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WASN’T TRYING TO SAY!!! GAHH….

[byakkos-plain]

OH OH OKAY NO YOURE NOT PREGNANT OKAY GOOD

[velvetnaomi]

I KNEW IT YOU GUYS HAD SEX !!!!!!!!!!

[byakkos-plain]

NOOOOONONONONONONO NO NONE OF THAT NOT AT ALL

[velvetnaomi]

LIER LIER LIER LIER HOW YOU SPEAK WITH HIM SCREAMS YOU GUYS HAD SEX

[velvetnaomi]

akutagawa and nakajima are fake ass enemies i saw them kissing…🙄😒

I INEW IT JUNICHIRO OWES ME SOOOOO MUCHHHHH MINEY

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WE WERE NOT KISSING !!!! WHERE ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM ? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[velvetnaomi]

YOUR CLEARLY SO GAY AND INLOVE WITH ATSUSHI JUST ADMIT IT AND GET HIM PREGNANT

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WHAT.

I… WHAT??? YOU MUST BE HALLUCINATING BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT… ANY OF THAT.

QUIT ACCUSING ME OF THIS.

[velvetnaomi]

IM NOT ACCUDING YOU IM SIMPLY SAYING THE TRUTH !!

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT IS NOT THE TRUTH. STOP THIS.

//ooc but one of my friends drew me as MPREG 💔

[velvetnaomi]

ITS. REAL.

ooc: HOLY SHIT I CHOKED ON MY COUGH I CANR BELEIVE IT OMFG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT ISN’T.

// HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT DRAWING IS FROM AROUND A YEAR AGO NOW THOUGH

[velvetnaomi]

IT IS I BET YOUR PREGNANT RIGHT NOW WITH HIS CHILD PLUS UHH EVEN DAZAI WANTS YOU TO KISS ATSUSHI WHY DONT YOU JUST GET WITH HIM

ooc: IM STILL SHOCKED THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DREW HIM PREGGERS OMGOMG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

I AM NOT PREGNANT! @byakkos-plain , PLEASE CONFIRM?

// it was supposed to be a drawing of me mpregged because there was a running joke between us that i was pregnant with twins after atsushi mpregged me💔💔💔 but i hadn’t revealed my face yet so he just drew me as akutagawa HAHAHAH

[byakkos-plain]

WAIT WHAT I GOT YOU PREGNANT??!!

//i just woke up this is A LOT to unpack😰

[ryuwantsrevenge]

NO NO NO NO THAT— THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WASN’T TRYING TO SAY!!! GAHH….

[byakkos-plain]

OH OH OKAY NO YOURE NOT PREGNANT OKAY GOOD

[velvetnaomi]

I KNEW IT YOU GUYS HAD SEX !!!!!!!!!!

[velvetnaomi]

akutagawa and nakajima are fake ass enemies i saw them kissing…🙄😒

I INEW IT JUNICHIRO OWES ME SOOOOO MUCHHHHH MINEY

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WE WERE NOT KISSING !!!! WHERE ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM ? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[velvetnaomi]

YOUR CLEARLY SO GAY AND INLOVE WITH ATSUSHI JUST ADMIT IT AND GET HIM PREGNANT

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WHAT.

I… WHAT??? YOU MUST BE HALLUCINATING BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT… ANY OF THAT.

QUIT ACCUSING ME OF THIS.

[velvetnaomi]

IM NOT ACCUDING YOU IM SIMPLY SAYING THE TRUTH !!

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT IS NOT THE TRUTH. STOP THIS.

//ooc but one of my friends drew me as MPREG 💔

[velvetnaomi]

ITS. REAL.

ooc: HOLY SHIT I CHOKED ON MY COUGH I CANR BELEIVE IT OMFG

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT ISN’T.

// HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT DRAWING IS FROM AROUND A YEAR AGO NOW THOUGH

[velvetnaomi]

IT IS I BET YOUR PREGNANT RIGHT NOW WITH HIS CHILD PLUS UHH EVEN DAZAI WANTS YOU TO KISS ATSUSHI WHY DONT YOU JUST GET WITH HIM

ooc: IM STILL SHOCKED THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DREW HIM PREGGERS OMGOMG

[velvetnaomi]

akutagawa and nakajima are fake ass enemies i saw them kissing…🙄😒

I INEW IT JUNICHIRO OWES ME SOOOOO MUCHHHHH MINEY

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WE WERE NOT KISSING !!!! WHERE ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM ? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[velvetnaomi]

YOUR CLEARLY SO GAY AND INLOVE WITH ATSUSHI JUST ADMIT IT AND GET HIM PREGNANT

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WHAT.

I… WHAT??? YOU MUST BE HALLUCINATING BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT… ANY OF THAT.

QUIT ACCUSING ME OF THIS.

[velvetnaomi]

IM NOT ACCUDING YOU IM SIMPLY SAYING THE TRUTH !!

[ryuwantsrevenge]

IT IS NOT THE TRUTH. STOP THIS.

//ooc but one of my friends drew me as MPREG 💔

[velvetnaomi]

ITS. REAL.

ooc: HOLY SHIT I CHOKED ON MY COUGH I CANR BELEIVE IT OMFG

[wildnickk]

[velvetnaomi]

akutagawa and nakajima are fake ass enemies i saw them kissing…🙄😒

I INEW IT JUNICHIRO OWES ME SOOOOO MUCHHHHH MINEY

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WE WERE NOT KISSING !!!! WHERE ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM ? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[velvetnaomi]

YOUR CLEARLY SO GAY AND INLOVE WITH ATSUSHI JUST ADMIT IT AND GET HIM PREGNANT

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WHAT.

I… WHAT??? YOU MUST BE HALLUCINATING BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT… ANY OF THAT.

QUIT ACCUSING ME OF THIS.

[velvetnaomi]

IM NOT ACCUDING YOU IM SIMPLY SAYING THE TRUTH !!

[velvetnaomi]

akutagawa and nakajima are fake ass enemies i saw them kissing…🙄😒

I INEW IT JUNICHIRO OWES ME SOOOOO MUCHHHHH MINEY

[ryuwantsrevenge]

WE WERE NOT KISSING !!!! WHERE ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS COMING FROM ? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[velvetnaomi]

YOUR CLEARLY SO GAY AND INLOVE WITH ATSUSHI JUST ADMIT IT AND GET HIM PREGNANT

[velvetnaomi]

Naomi, we need to talk...

@trickofthelight-snow

What did I do..Im scared..

[trickofthelight-snow]

It's about your rivalry with Kyouka...

[velvetnaomi]

ITS NOT THAT BAD..I think..

[trickofthelight-snow]

Then why do I hear the president talking about bombs?...

[velvetnaomi]

I might’ve threatened her once or twice..BUT I DONT ACTUALLY BOMB HER !! SHE BOMBS ME THOUGH

[trickofthelight-snow]

She WHATS.

[velvetnaomi]

YEAH SHE BLEW ME UP ATLEAST ONCE OR TWICE

[soukokuforthesoul]

what if early in the agency days one of the missions almost endangers fukuzawa's life and then ranpo gets really protective and worried and tries to go on his cases alone because he's scared something might happen and it takes months for fukuzawa to soothe ranpo's anxiety over it and make him stop trying to put himself between fukuzawa and potential harm (which endangers his own life more than protects fukuzawa's)

then the cannibalism arc happens and ranpo just thinks that he should've known and he's so stupid and how could he have ever left fukuzawa out of his sight?

[totallycorrectbsdquotes]

Chuuya: You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Aya all the time, and she never repeats it.

Chuuya: But you call Dazai “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…

[velvetnaomi]

Naomi, we need to talk...

@trickofthelight-snow

What did I do..Im scared..

[trickofthelight-snow]

It's about your rivalry with Kyouka...

[velvetnaomi]

ITS NOT THAT BAD..I think..

[trickofthelight-snow]

Then why do I hear the president talking about bombs?...

[velvetnaomi]

I might’ve threatened her once or twice..BUT I DONT ACTUALLY BOMB HER !! SHE BOMBS ME THOUGH