yikes

poor college grad...will take bribes

[funnytwittertweets]

[anxietyproblem]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I hope the timothee chalamet wonka movie succeeds, but like, in the way the cat in the hat movie succeeded in making the estate refuse to allow anymore live action adaptations

[stand-up-gifs]

Lol John Deere executives think they can break the worker’s strike by having Terry from HR build an engine. 

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

"People just don't want to work anymore! That's why I can't find employees!"

[strawbeb]

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

[mysharona1987]

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[arirna]

[depsidase]

[funnytwittertweets]

[everythingfox]

Two types of cats

(via)

[oomshi]

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

[stealthboy]

might go wild and have the courage to change the things i can

[sam-is-moths]

Would be funny if I had the wisdom to know the difference

[learningdisorder]

[memewhore]

[peppermintquartz]

the eye was removed ... in 2019

[jcalvinist]