[velvett-belle]

I’m selling 2x Kehlani Standing tickets for O2 Academy Brixton tonight Monday 5th December!

Message me for details!

[t-rwrk]

[yourbigsisnissi]

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

[paradisefotografias]

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

if u call me baby in that soft voice i’ll do whatever u want me to do

[hudsonsbluff]

joker

you get what you fucking deserve.

[dailyhorrorfilms]

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

as your girlfriend 

theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence

or any clothes at all really

but it’s up to you

u can be big spoon or little spoon

totally your choice

i’m always ready to make out

aLwaYs

also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 

i’ll let you lick it though

i mean the ice cream cone

well not just the ice cream cone

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[8yrs-deactivated20130129]

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

[mycologyandmice]

Things that would kill me instantly

a girl kissing my hand

a girl hiding her face in my shoulder when she's spooked

a girl telling me I make her feel safe

a girl calling me babe, baby, or love

a girl holding my hand to lead me somewhere

a girl looking at me lovingly while I talk

a girl laying her head on my chest

a girl slow dancing with me at 3 am in our room

a girl telling me everything

a girl passing a note to me

a girl spotting me in a crowded room and instantly getting excited

a girl

literally any woman

I want to be loved

[sedraboc]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[nothingistruer-thandeath]

A person becomes 10 times attractive not by their looks but by their acts of kindness, love, respect, honesty and loyalty they show.

[eliminated]

[recaption]