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[venatxri]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[venatxri]

i shall be getting to replies either tonight or tomorrow morning/afternoon & i apologize for my highkey inactivity lately i’m adjusting to new meds and it’s a pain but it should b over soon enough.

[venatxri]

( oflavellan. )

“oh my apologies then. perhaps i shall make a note of this     at the next meeting around the war table. however i believe    arrangements can be made for the gibbet should that suit     your wishes more. but i must say, though your life is relatively    spared, that might be a considered a step down from being    a jester. ”

❛ no harm done... i’d much rather wait for CORYPHEUS to march in & slaughter us all one by one, if you don’t mind. i’d simply loathe missing such an exciting battle. though, ---i suppose either way i’ll end up somewhere warm & preferably with a few torture instruments, oh, i think i’ve just got goosebumps! that’d depend on how much i value my life, which i don’t think you’d be SURPRISED to learn is quite a lot.  i try not to dwell on such unpleasant matters, looking on the bright side, i still look positively ravishing; but do tell, what do you believe happens to us once we perish, inquisitor? ❜

[witchdelilah]

[deluminator]

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

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[venatxri]

yes tumblr im aWARE I JUST REPLIED TO MY THREAD. thank u. you’ve been most helpful.

[venatxri]

( emmailen. )

“They do not remember my name as it is. It’s always Warden and Commander to all but my closest friends. But I have a duty to my wardens and to Ferelden at the very least. I will continue upholding it. But, yes, I do tire. How can I not, with the life I lead?”  

❛ you’ve saved this WRETCHED world once before, is it not enough to release you from your duties? ---it sounds... very tiring. ❜ & people questioned why didn’t she choose such RIGHTEOUS path willingly. HA. heroes would always shimmer brighter than the rest, but their bodies would surely perish bloodied and battered at the end. she’d often wonder if at their last breath--- they’d regret the choices that led them there. ❛ was there never a time you wished to simply LEAVE? let the world fend for itself & go somewhere where people didn’t expect so much from you? ❜ 

[venatxri]

( oflavellan. )

“ ah yes,well seeing as one was already appointed    seemed a tad excessive to have another. also your    willingness to disclose such vital information proves    more valuable than just a mere source of amusement. ”

❛ i’d rather the gibbet. being imprisoned is acceptable, but being forced to wear such DREADFUL attire makes death seem quite pleasant. ah, yes, i’d certainly hope so. as willing as i was to work for the ELDER ONE, he’s not very forgiving, as you may imagine. therefore, i have only one option left to side with, don’t i? ❜

[venatxri]

( liiionisms. )

        ❝ i’m not even flirting, what are you talking            about? ❞ yes, actually, he was just flirting            with line, and it was horribly terrible and            they were probably the only ones both            thinking they were sneaky and cute.

lies & slander, shame on the commander. they were lucky everybody else was too busy with the world being set on fire to properly antagonize them. ❛ oh? does this mean the inquisitor is AVAILABLE? because she’s just my type. ❜ & yes, you shouldn’t poke the bear with a short stick but--- it was too tempting.

[venatxri]

i was gONE FOR A DAY WHY ARE THERE 100 OF U HERE i dont have cookies only broccoli & evil

[venatxri]

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❛ you are just FULL of little surprises, aren’t you, inquisitor? i suppose i owe you my thanks for not making me a jester. ❜

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❛ do you not tire, warden? if those wild tales are true, you’ve shed MORE than enough blood for others whom will surely not even care to remember your name. why continue to do so? ❜

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 ❛ sweet andraste--- is THAT how you always flirt? i think i just had my very first feeling of empathy... or secondhand embarrassment, i can’t tell which. ❜

[venatxri]

bc life has reached a new level of suckiness--- i’ll probably only be home rlly late tonight. but imma leave this here for when i return so LIKE THIS POST FOR A BANTER STARTER when i finally get my butt home xo.