COOKIES by DAY...

VENDING  BY  ENSCENIC

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(an animated graphic in shades of black, white, pink, and blue. It reads: "EnScenic Vending. Orders Open Now. Cookies! Brownies! Banana Bread! Order through July 15, 2026." The word "vending pulses faintly."

It's tiiiiime! @beguiledcon is coming up in July so it's time to order your baked goods delivered to you fresh at the con!

Orders are open now! $8 per half dozen cookies, $15 for a full dozen, $15 for banana bread, and $16 for a dozen brownies!

Beguiled 2026 EnScenic Vending Baked Goods Order Form

Welcome to my 2026 order form! Here is where you can pre-purchase baked goods to be picked up by you at Beguiled 2026. Please note that I am

[darthkyra]

So, belated new year thoughts.

2025 was.... not great. Things happened at work and... I'm still unhappy about it. Apparently so are others but they weren't as directly affected. So, yeah. I'm still trying to deal with that without doing something stupid (like just up and leaving without an exit strategy - a real life 'announce and flounce' if you will).

Other stuff has been happening and I couldn't even attend the one hypno convention that I used to because attending would have required me to agree to have my consent violated.

Yeah, a convention that required attendees to take a consent quiz in order to attend also required me, by their policies, to agree to having my consent violated to attend. Not cool, so I didn't go.

Also, just, a lot of other little things as well but let's be honest, the first one killed my vibe and is still killing my vibe, and the second didn't help in trying to do CPR on the vibe.

So. No idea if 2026 will be better. Here's hoping?

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(an animated graphic that shows a chocolate chip cookie that is slowly rotating counter-clockwise. words that say "Order your baked goods for pick up at Charmed! - Today is the last day to order!" and "EnScenic Order Deadline Sunday January Fourth" are superimposed over the graphic.)

Orders end tonight! If you have been planning on ordering anything for delivery at Charmed! 2026, you have through the rest of tonight, January 4th, 2026, to order and pay!

ORDER HERE!

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(an animated graphic that shows a rotating chocolate chip cookie against a gradient blue to yellow background. The words "ENSCENIC ORDER DEADLINE SUNDAY JANUARY FOURTH" are written around the perimeter of the cookie, and the words "The deadline is coming! Order your baked goods for pick up at Charmed! by Sunday, January 4th!" are superimposed over the top of the cookie.)

Are you planning to order baked goods for pick up at Charmed! 2026? YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS!

ORDER HERE

And if you've already ordered but have not paid, please pay by January 4th, 2026, or your order will be canceled. Thank you!

FOLLOWERS PLEASE REBLOG THANK YOU!

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(a video that shows an adorable calico cat against a background of swirling pastel smoke with the caption: "Murdercat says: Baked Goods orders for pick up at Charmed1 2026 END in less than a month! Order Today! Get a free sticker of ME with your order! Because I am so much more important than cookies! #IBelieveInMurdercat" The EnScenic Logo is in the bottom right hand corner.)

The cat is correct! Orders for pick up at Charmed! 2026 end on January 4th - this means I need your order and your payment by 11:59pm Eastern on January 4th, 2026. Please order today and receive a free Murdercat sticker with your order! Stickers created by @linnybeenaughty - order your own custom stickers from Linny Bee asap for delivery at Charmed! 2026!

ORDER HERE!

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OOPS

It was pointed out to me that I never made a post showing everything people could order this year, so...

HAVE SOME INFO!

Cookies - cookies are available by the dozen or half dozen. $15/dozen* $8/half dozen. Half dozens can be combined. Some varieties are more expensive and are marked.  NOTE: shortbread cookies and brownies (of all types) are only available by the dozen.

1. Infinite Mysteries (secret ingredient chocolate chip)

2. London Fogs (earl grey tea chocolate chip)

3. GingerLEES (gingerbread butterscotch)

4. Blackstraps (molasses crinkles)

5. Rainbow Disasters (sprinkle cookies - no egg!)

6. Surprisingly Kinky Shortbread (chai spice shortbread - no black pepper! - *$16/dozen)

7. Nadine's Muffin Exception Shortbread (orange/cranberry shortbread - *$16/dozen)

8. Heck Yeahs (classic brownies) - *$16/dozen 9. HellKATTS (spicy brownies) - *$16/dozen Quickbreads - whole loaves only. $15 or priced as marked. 1. ARILoaf (classic banana bread)

2. TENNLoaf (chocolate chip banana bread)

3. TAFKALLoaf (gluten free banana bread *$16/loaf)

4. MVPLoaf (orange cranberry bread*$16/loaf)

5. KATSUKILoaf (lemon blueberry bread*$16.00/loaf)

New Category - Snacks!

Home-made Chex Mix (3 Chex cereal varieties plus Cheerios and pretzel sticks. Contains butter, garlic, onion, Worcestershire Sauce, and salt.)

1. Snack Size Bag - $1 2. Sandwich Size Bag - $2

3. Quart Size Bag - $3

4. Gallon Size Bag - $5

Also I am having a small contest! If you are ordering Chex Mix you can participate in a contest to give it a name that is more in line with my other product names and less trademarked cereal brand. There's a place on the order form to put your idea(s)!

Orders are open through January 4th, 2026 and can be placed here: https://forms.gle/iUeVXZ69UWfRhWmE7

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(an animated graphic that shows a white spiral spinning in front of a picture of a chocolate chip cookie against a brownish-pink background.)

Look into my cookie!

Baked goods orders for pick up at Charmed! 2026 are open now -

Order HERE through January 4th, 2026.

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It's Time!

It's a little bit early, but today is my birthday, so as a present to myself I'm releasing the order form for Charmed! 2026! I'll be driving to the event this year and will have the ability to bring MOAR THINGS!

Here's this year's menu - Cookies - cookies are available by the dozen or half dozen. $15/dozen* $8/half dozen. Half dozens can be combined. Some varieties are more expensive and are marked.  NOTE: shortbread cookies and brownies (of all types) are only available by the dozen. 1. Infinite Mysteries - Traditional Chocolate Chip Cookies from my own secret ingredient recipe, perfect for dunking in milk or tea or whatever sounds great to you! Please note that the secret ingredients ARE NOT WEED. STOP ASKING.

2. London Fogs - Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies with real earl grey tea and extra vanilla, rolled in orange-infused sugar. You can dunk them, but you don't need to, because the tea is already inside them! 3. GingerLEES - Soft, warmly-spiced cookies reminiscent of gingerbread, made with ginger in three forms and studded with butterscotch morsels. 4. Blackstraps - The traditional Betty Crocker Cooky Book Molasses Crinkles recipe, except with the ginger pumped up a little bit. The perfect cookie.

5. Rainbow Disasters - Vanilla sugar cookies filled with a truly appalling amount of rainbow sprinkles. This cookie was named by my niece in response to the number of sprinkles we kept finding everywhere when we were testing the recipe. Please note that these cookies are EGG FREE!

6. Surprisingly Kinky Shortbread - Crispy, crumbly shortbread, made with hand-mimed chai spice and drizzled with tea-flavored icing. Please note that the spice mix DOES NOT contain black pepper - *$16/dozen

7. Nadine's Muffin Exception Shortbread - Tangy orange flavored shortbread filled with bright notes of cranberry. Better as they age, unlike orange-cranberry muffins. (And if you get that reference, let me know and you might get a surprise in your order!) - *$16/dozen) 8. Heck Yeahs - Classic, triple chocolate brownies. Made with two kinds of cocoa powder and filled with chocolate chips! - *$16/dozen 9. HellKATTS - Classic, triple chocolate brownies, with added kick in the form of blueberry ghost pepper hot sauce. - *$16/dozen Quickbreads - whole loaves only. $15 or priced as marked. 1. ARILoaf - Classic Banana Bread! Eat warm or cold, plain or with butter, honey or peanut butter - the perfect convention food.

2. TENNLoaf - Classic Banana Bread plus milk chocolate chips! The most popular quickbread!

3. TAFKALLoaf - The Artist Formerly Known As Lynx Loaf - a gluten-free banana bread for everyone who wants banana bread but risks being poisoned by the flour. *$16/loaf)

4. MVPLoaf - Extremely moist orange dessert bread positively filled with fresh cranberries. Festive and fruity! *$16/loaf)

5. KATSUKILoaf - Extremely moist lemon dessert bread positively filled with fresh blueberries! Like sunshine in a pan! *$16.00/loaf)

New Category - Snacks!

Home-made Chex Mix (3 Chex cereal varieties plus Cheerios and pretzel sticks. Contains butter, garlic, onion, Worcestershire Sauce, and salt.)

1. Snack Size Bag - $1 2. Sandwich Size Bag - $2 3. Quart Size Bag - $3 4. Gallon Size Bag - $5

ALSO - I'm running a contest to name the Chex Mix something that fits in with the rest of my product names - include a name idea with your Chex Mix order and maybe you'll get a bag for free! (This contest is only available to people who have Chex Mix on their order.)

Thank you in advance to everyone who orders, and I'll see you at Charmed! 2026!

You can order HERE!

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YOU'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME...

... to order!

You're almost out of time to order baked goods or merchandise for delivery at Beguiled! (Presale merchandise has a discount...)

To order baked goods: go HERE!

To order merchandise: go HERE!

Thank you!

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THE DEADLINE IS FRIDAY!!!

Have you been procrastinating your order or your payment? Act now!!!

To order baked goods: go HERE!

To order merchandise: go HERE!

Thank you!

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(a graphic that shows a chocolate chip cookie slowly spinning against a gradient blue and purple background. The cookie is surrounded by a series of words in a circular arc: EnScenic Order Deadline Friday July Eleventh. Words in the center of the graphic read: the deadline coming! Order your baked goods and/or merchandise for pick up at Beguiled by Friday, July 11th!)

You Have 11 Days to Order!

To order baked goods: go HERE To order merchandise: go HERE

I will have merchandise available to purchase at the event, but if you want baked goods you need to pre-order because I can't guarantee I will have much available!

Baked Goods Menu

Cookies - $15/dozen $8/half dozen

Infinite Mysteries - secret ingredient chocolate chip cookies.* London Fogs - earl grey tea chocolate chip cookies Blackstraps - molasses crinkle cookies GingerLEES - gingerbread butterscotch cookies Rainbow Disasters - rainbow sprinkle sugar cookies** Heck Yeahs - classic chocolate brownies***

Quickbreads - $15/loaf

ARILoaf - classic banana bread TENNLoaf - classic banana bread with chocolate chips LYNXLoaf - gluten free classic banana bread

*the secret ingredient is NOT weed. stop asking. ** these cookies are egg free! ***brownies are only available by the complete dozen, no half-dozens

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IT'S TIME (this may be anti-climactic)

The pre-order period for Beguiled has begun! You have from today (Sunday, June 1st) through Friday, July 11th to make and pay for your orders.

If you are interested in pre-ordering merchandise please visit THIS FORM

If you are interested in pre-ordering baked goods please visit THIS FORM!

If you haven't registered for Beguiled yet, the prices go up soon so you should do that!

@beguiledcon

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Chess. Not a Contact Sport. Allegedly.

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WOO HOO ahem

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This One's For Darth Kyra

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Did You Know That at a Hypnosis Convention, Every Day is Thursday?

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I Guess I'm Making a Playlist