Sith Mind Tricks

Kinky (and some geeky) Tumblr-ing - Some NSFW - 18+ Only (I'm long past 18, I don't have patience for those under 18)

[burntundertones]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[kittydesade]

HAPPY MOON DAY, BITCHES

[digitaldiscipline]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[mirellebunny]

Choose your brain setting for today:

[   ] Heavy, thinking, worried about tomorrow.

or

[ X ] Glassy eyes. Brain turning to warm gloss. A voice telling you that you don’t need those thoughts anymore. The sweet weight of knowing someone else is doing all the thinking now.

(The choice has already been made for you.)

[alltherestofus]

Seeing the diminishment and erasure of the legacy of Anne McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern series occur in my actual lifetime is mind-boggling.

You've got people out here making youtube videos about the legacy of dragons and dragonriding in fantasy fiction without talking about the dragonriding Grand Master of SFF herself Anne McCaffrey.

This isn't some obscure thing where I'm trying to promote someone who is only kind of known because of forgotten representation. Anne McCaffrey was A HOUSEHOLD NAME when I was a kid when it comes to fantasy literature. She's the first woman to win a Hugo and to win a Nebula. In 2002 there was a TV pilot filmed for Dragonriders of Pern.

Eragon, Temeraire, Toothless, and the dragons of Fourth Wing exist because these people grew up on the blueprint set by the Pern novels. Talking about dragons and not mentioning Pern is like talking about Orcs and not mentioning Lord of the Rings.

Y'all need to read your fucking classics before you go talking like an authority on a topic. Jesus Christ.

[kdfskdbkjfbkdjfb-deactivated202]

[earlgrey-slutty-deactivated2021]

[beardedmrbean]

[khorneschosen]

And yet you are here. And yet we are all here.

[pillowspace]

And yet I am here…

[cortexcollapse]

One of my favorite things about hypnosis is how safe it can feel. There is something incredibly comforting about reaching that place where all the walls come down. No more pretending, no guarding myself. No constantly watching for danger. Just existing in a state of complete trust and vulnerability with someone who genuinely cares about me enough to let me just float in that state where there is no more overthinking, where that chain of that feral beast I keep locked away is being domesticated by them giving it care. Giving it a new way to enjoy something. A comforting thought, a trigger that makes it smile. A little piece of happiness tucked away in my mind for later.

The best hypnosis has always felt personal to me. Not generic or scripted and I think there is no one-size-fits-all. The feeling that someone has taken the time to understand who I am, how I think, what I enjoy, what makes me feel safe, and then built an experience specifically for me.

I love when a hypnotist uses details that belong to me. My interests, my memories or my favorite imagery or just places that feels meaningful. It makes the experience feel less like following instructions and more like being invited into a world designed with me in mind. Knowing that the person guiding me sees me as an individual rather than just another subject. That they care enough to make the experience uniquely mine.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[elevenspells]

Fare thee well, Anthony Stewart Head.

[herssian]

online numbers can really fuck you up when it comes to your creative work because you're sharing something you worked on with all your heart but it's very important to remember there's actual people behind those numbers. even if it's 1. that's one whole actual person. that's a human being who said "haha nice". that's a connection with a REAL person with a REAL life and REAL thoughts and feelings and experiences. like. damn. that should mean something

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[diosa48]

[00000066]

[enscenic]

@linnybeenaughty @darthkyra @hypno-sandwich @doublegrinch

[darthkyra]

Yes. It is.

[ixtaek]

[vending-deeper]

(an animated graphic in shades of black, white, pink, and blue. It reads: "EnScenic Vending. Orders Open Now. Cookies! Brownies! Banana Bread! Order through July 15, 2026." The word "vending pulses faintly."

It's tiiiiime! @beguiledcon is coming up in July so it's time to order your baked goods delivered to you fresh at the con!

Orders are open now! $8 per half dozen cookies, $15 for a full dozen, $15 for banana bread, and $16 for a dozen brownies!

Beguiled 2026 EnScenic Vending Baked Goods Order Form

Welcome to my 2026 order form! Here is where you can pre-purchase baked goods to be picked up by you at Beguiled 2026. Please note that I am

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[ariesrin]

“How’s the book going?”

Me: “I wrote 2 words and then rearranged 7 commas. So amazing, thanks.”