[escuerzoresucitado]

Geologists and resources economists have confirmed that the occupied Palestinian territory (oPt) lies above sizeable reservoirs of oil and n

[fog6v7a4m8p5i8r3i8s1m0]

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[skellydun]

what if I wasn’t tired all the time imagine the possibilities

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[septemberequinox]

the moment i learned that avril lavigne is straight was a top 10 anime betrayal i mean have you seen 2002 avril

[septemberequinox]

i want to live in the timeline where avril is a long-haired sporty butch brat

[kokkuri3]

The original Lavigne was a lesbian her clone’s straight

[septemberequinox]

yknow what you’re right

[unbotheredmuse]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[eudaemaniacal]

oh no

[eudaemaniacal]

Oh, no

[jamesroach]

i cant believe homestuck is fucking WOKE

[caramelcakepops-deactivated2017]

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

[aceofsquiddles]

[zhinico]

the future is now

[processintegrated]

[trapcard]

this is SO funny

[gingerglides]

The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d be patient and thorough, teaching her new words every day, and they would share chocolates and roller skate and have regular kid fun. Matilda would show her board games but Eleven would insist on cards. They’d both cheat and see who was better at getting away with it. Eleven would teach Matilda how to move larger objects with her powers and be utterly fucking thrilled by the story of revenge on Ms. Trunchbull.

They would be thick as thieves and no one can convince me otherwise.

[gayingmantis]

[legislacerator]

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

honestly i’m firmly of the opinion people should be allowed to do whatever they want as long as they’re having harmless fun but then ppl on here start making president andrew jackson kin moodboards and i’m like.. u guys are really testing me on this one huh

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