God Of Shitposts

[venomaximus]

What if dream sans went back in time to the day pre-apple nightmare and snatched the apple from his hand before he bit it and ate it instead

[venomaximus]

The opposite of hyperventilation is Hypofuggy/Hypostuffy

[venomaximus]

*gives snom a tank*

Hey snom

HAVE FUUUUN!!!!

[venomaximus]

Threw a bird so hard at a wall it fucking liquified on impact

[venomaximus]

Sometimes I like to think the real reason why satan created the 9 Layers of hell is because of overpopulation

[venomaximus]

Hey p.m sometimes i think some aithest have trypophobia because curches are hole-y places

[venomaximus]

Hey p.m sometimes i think some aithest have trypophobia because curches are hole-y places

[venomaximus]

If you guys want horror take dial-up sound and slow it down by 700% and done!

Here try it: https://youtu.be/IF2v32xCD0Y

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

also they were originally a form of underwear and I think that’s nifty!

[shroompuff1]

GAUD THIS HAS LONG BEEN COMMON KNOLEDGE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I don’t know what the fuck counts as common knowledge!!! for years I thought everyone knew that lobsters have teeth in their stomachs & blood can be used as an egg substitute. my perspective is slightly skewy!

[perniciousprophet]

How much blood contitutes one egg?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

¼ cup of blood can be substituted for one medium sized egg

[venomaximus]

There are 37.2 trillion cells in the human body and this post put all of my cells in attack mode

[venomaximus]

Did you know that the british call whiped cream squirty cream?

[venomaximus]

Her gaud Did you know that the british call whiped cream squirty cream?

[venomaximus]

Non-euclidean slip and slide

[venomaximus]

AAAAAAAAAA SNOM HELP IM FALLING AAAAAAAAAA

[venomaximus]

You know i tried watermelon on pizza and it slaps!

Even with pear or chocolate on pizza and its the best!

[venomaximus]

Hey gaud what do you think about this?

[venomaximus]

Ok gaud...bad news... So...theres a jojo refrence in the scp foundation...ok ima head out

*mutates into a 50ft tall wendigo like cryptid and falls backwards into an interdimentinal portal and vanishes from exsistence*

[venomaximus]

I will align your bones in a perfect straight line and use it to make a sword to smite your enemies with the power of god and leave you in my attic leaving you to accumulate dust until the end of time