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[pupdotcom]

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

[shroompuff1]

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR! *pulls up a “no bitches?” Meme on my phone*

[runby2]

you guys really expect me to believe there's a t. rex in space named ridley

[runby2]

pterodactl

[the-worm-man]

Sorry you fucked up your post. I am currently covering it up with my large frame to prevent people from seeing it and intimidate people away who try to look

[runby2]

no. it's fine. let them see. .

[the-worm-man]

of course sir (I step off to the side and let everyone look at it again)

[shroompuff1]

Heehoo! What a trivial mistake! Thou arst the greatest of fool! You sir should’ve never stepped off thine post!

[runby2]

??????!?!?!!????

[shroompuff1]

I’m a peasant, I mock.

[runby2]

you guys really expect me to believe there's a t. rex in space named ridley

[runby2]

pterodactl

[the-worm-man]

Sorry you fucked up your post. I am currently covering it up with my large frame to prevent people from seeing it and intimidate people away who try to look

[runby2]

no. it's fine. let them see. .

[the-worm-man]

of course sir (I step off to the side and let everyone look at it again)

[shroompuff1]

Heehoo! What a trivial mistake! Thou arst the greatest of fool! You sir should’ve never stepped off thine post!

[runby2]

.

[shroompuff1]

WORK FASTER

[nostrem]

[shroompuff1]

Yep, that’s a whore right there

[lainpsx]

[shroompuff1]

He’s ready for his quest

[blooddr3g]

i bet guinea pigs taste sooo good

[shroompuff1]

Can confirm!

[1000000-bees]

@osha-official-the-sequel

[osha-official-the-sequel]

HEY NONONO WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW

[shroompuff1]

FUCK YOU OSHA IMA EAT A BLOWTORCH

[pukicho]

Music enthusiasts, I am looking to sell a Subharmonicon and a Prophet 6 - can ship anywhere across the US - if interested DM me for (serious) inquiries thanks <33

[shroompuff1]

This is not serious

[jame7t]

i go onto one of those “guess which item is chocolate” gameshows and eat every single item and die.

[the-worm-man]

“you’ve already guessed incorrectly. you can stop eating the lamp now. its a real lamp stop eating it”

[shroompuff1]

That’s just want they want you to think! I know there’s a chocolate core in this lamp and I’m gonna win this!

[pseudomantis]

violence

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i like this evil post

[praeca]

I like how the harmless act of icepicking has been labelled as violence. This is how physical labor ends up being something pacifists don't want to associate with.

[pseudomantis]

Hi 😀

Because there breaking it

[praeca]

Hello 😔

Doesn't this kind of definition of violence mean that every Minecraft player is a violent savage for mining dimonds? 😳

[skeletortilla]

minecraft players are violent savages for different reasons

[shroompuff1]

As a Minecraft player, I think my violent savagery has more to do with the Italy thing

[the-worm-man]

[the-worm-man]

3 notes. Really. Is this not enough for you

[shroompuff1]

It’s plenty, thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they only respond to ouija board summonings in order to lecture people for participating in non-evidence-based belief systems

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a psychic who campaigns against exorcisms on the grounds it's cruel to displace ghosts from their natural ecosystem

[shroompuff1]

May I add

werewolf who thinks the moon is fake

[the-worm-man]

@juicedoesthings @passioninblue deltarune chapter 2 spoilers

[shroompuff1]

It’s called peggle cause you fuck the horse

[shroompuff1]

AHEHRUHWGE I JUST GOT IT

[shroompuff1]

Shout out to all my followers form Bangladesh. I am shouting because it my knowledge that is quite far away and I’m scared they may not hear me.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Plushies are the best. Sometimes you just need a little guy

[shroompuff1]

Yeah well sometimes you just need a big guy

Please let him help you (ps vita 2000 for scale)

[shroompuff1]

Joebama binbiden