who summoned me

ask/rp blog for a batim oc, graham 'george' cohen. pretty much a joke blog but can be serious on very special occasions

[ventcryptid]

crutchie and george would literally be Unstoppable

>:3c

[ventcryptid]

get your new friend and flex on your brother and assert your dominance

>:3c

[ventcryptid]

george, walking up to grant with crutchie in his arms: the anons said it's my turn to adopt children

Yes

[ventcryptid]

IS THAT THE JOKE IS THAT WHY HE GOES BY GEORGE

m…maybe

[ventcryptid]

(official-crutchie-morris) s-same leg problem???

s

same leg problem…???

@official-crutchie-morris

[official-crutchie-morris]

same leg problem!!!!!!!!!

[ventcryptid]

same leg problem!!!!!!!!!!

[ventcryptid]

(official-crutchie-morris) s-same leg problem???

s

same leg problem…???

@official-crutchie-morris

[ventcryptid]

graham cracker??

you have the audacity to come into my vent uninvited and say this to my face?

[ventcryptid]

okay, how did you lose your leg?

It will forever remain a mystery...

[ventcryptid]

you have a prosthetic leg huh? how did you get it?

Lost m' leg.

[guildoftheives]

(@ventcryptid) :0!!! you are very large. shaped like a Friend

Quiddle: Thank you, small one! I did not know that my shape was considered friend-like!

@ventcryptid

[ventcryptid]

Tall… is good. And you appear to be Incredibly Tall.

That means you are Incredibly Good!

[guildoftheives]

Quiddle: *he smiles wide* Thank you!!! Thank you so much!! Here, *he hands him a piece of candy* for your kindness!!

[ventcryptid]

:0!!!! Thank you, bug friend!!

[He happily accepts the candy, but reaches into his pocket and gives Quiddle a piece of candy in return.]

This is for your kindness!

[guildoftheives]

Quiddle: Thank you, small friend!

*his jaw unhinges, much like a snake’s, and there’s a horrifying amount of teeth inside his mouth. he pops the piece of candy in his mouth, and swallows it whole*

:D

[ventcryptid]

...

THAT WAS SO COOL

[You’d expect him to be grossed out or frightened or something, but instead he’s simply amazed.]

[guildoftheives]

(@ventcryptid) :0!!! you are very large. shaped like a Friend

Quiddle: Thank you, small one! I did not know that my shape was considered friend-like!

@ventcryptid

[ventcryptid]

Tall… is good. And you appear to be Incredibly Tall.

That means you are Incredibly Good!

[guildoftheives]

Quiddle: *he smiles wide* Thank you!!! Thank you so much!! Here, *he hands him a piece of candy* for your kindness!!

[ventcryptid]

:0!!!! Thank you, bug friend!!

[He happily accepts the candy, but reaches into his pocket and gives Quiddle a piece of candy in return.]

This is for your kindness!

[guildoftheives]

(@ventcryptid) :0!!! you are very large. shaped like a Friend

Quiddle: Thank you, small one! I did not know that my shape was considered friend-like!

@ventcryptid

[ventcryptid]

Tall... is good. And you appear to be Incredibly Tall.

That means you are Incredibly Good!

[ventcryptid]

hey oli give them time

[ventcryptid]

just what are you planning to do to hurt this boy?

// you’ll see in due time… maybe

[ventcryptid]

(astral-dreamer) heyo you want a cookie?

Heck Yea

@astral-dreamer​

[astral-dreamer]

here you go m’dude

[ventcryptid]

Thanks!! Would you like… some of the candy I just got? We can have a trade!

[astral-dreamer]

y e s

[ventcryptid]

[He tips about a third of the contents into his own pocket, giving the rest of what’s in the bag to Mado.]

there you go..... we now both possess candy.

[ventcryptid]

// these people who suddenly appeared in my inbox: i’d die for this boy

me, knowing exactly what angsty things i have planned for him game-era wise: you will.

[ventcryptid]

(astral-dreamer) heyo you want a cookie?

Heck Yea

@astral-dreamer​

[astral-dreamer]

here you go m’dude

[ventcryptid]

Thanks!! Would you like... some of the candy I just got? We can have a trade!