Iām keeping Asa and Anthony. I mean, look at them. All sweet and OLD. With their little sweaters and matching lawn chairs. Subtle frangrance of Earl Grey and Bengay wafting after them wherever they go.
And Slorch is a winner I donāt care what anyone says. Gimme that goth queen with his Muriel Deets sidekick.
The Ice Cream Bentley has a permitted spot in my heartās garage, next to Deanās Baby.
Jesus, sorry you didnāt get enough screen time, kid. You seemed nice. I liked you WAY better than Mel āThat Fucking Psychoā Gibsonās version.
That being said, I am not going to be trading in the OLD universe either. I like this universe. Itās cosy,dependable and talk about ROOMY! You can fit all kinds of stuff in here. The eldritch horrors learning how to be human, the biblical lore but FUNNY and the oh so juicy religious trauma! Mr. Brown with his disturbingly toned glutes alone is worth keeping it around. (Oh, thatās not canon? Thatās just me being a weirdo? Huh.)
Plus Aziraphale is PEAK. Heās Aura. heās SKIBIDIokay I donāt know cool kid lingo.
Heās MY GUY (shoves Castiel out of the way.)
Iām not giving up on MY GUY(avoids eye contact with Samwise Gamgee.)
You donāt Thanos MY GUYYYY (steps over drunken wet cat Spike) and expect me to be cool with it. Iām VERY not cool with it.
*insert Elmo surrounded by flames meme here*
Just like a vampire who had a cup of rice thrown at their feet, I am sat down and focused on picking up those little angel atoms. I got my Elmerās glue and a mighty need to avoid reading anymore Breaking News these days. Have you SEEN whatās happening out in the wild? NOT GREAT, BOB.
I got the time, is what Iām saying.
So donāt be surprised when (when NOT if) you see a post of mine and itās the NEW universe and the OLD universe together doing really weird things with their tongues.
