can they like release new vegetables
i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do
Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt
and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this
and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”
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can they like release new vegetables
i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do
Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt
and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this
and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”
as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”
Free pizza is cancelled
Why would you even say something like that
my last two brain cells
"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"
I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:
example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs
obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”
my friend: hey dude, why are you banned from that bar that we always go to again?
me: everytime I walked in I would ask the bouncers if it was okay if my boys came in too and they would say yes and I would open up my coat and let hundreds of earthworms fall onto the floor
25 years of ads peeled away
A warning
tomorrow
-green -stronk -deeply admires and tries to emulate a mentor figure -a defining characteristic is their lack of special powers and determination to not let that hold them back in achieving their dreams -finally and above all they are both exceptionally good boys in conclusion bnha solved narutos biggest problem by just making rock lee the main character thank you for coming to my TED talk
What if Tracer like, chilled the fuck out for a second and just shot Doomfist in the head instead of zipping around like a maniac missing literally every shot
Freya Crescent
How well do Zendaya, Jacob, & Laura know Tom? ↳ BONUS:
This is so fucking cute
avatar the last airbender is literally the best show. like hands down the best animated series of all time.
also i finally understand zutara
man
the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they
I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect
extremely fair point
Japanese History
EVERY TIME
oda nobunaga irl
anime oda nobunaga
Imagine somebody doing this with Theodore Roosevelt
I give you
anime Ben Franklin.
i present to you, the trading card game Force of Will
oh, how could i forget leonardo da vinci
Please write “Sexy Anime Girl, Rasputin” as the cause of death on my autopsy.
bitch please. fate/series has got you all beat.
here’s leonardo da vinci
king arthur
HOW ABOUT THOMAS FUCKING EDISON
SOMETHING IS NOT FUCKING OK HERE
Yeah, Edison is a bitch boy who stole shit from other people, he doesn’t deserve to be that cool
Can we go back in time and drop a third nuke?
Yeah hi did you fucking know that you can criticise the legitimate issues in some aspects of the anime genre without calling for a repeat of the unjustifiable nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
i play a dungeons & dragons game. i only roll with this: