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[beggars-opera]

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[formerlyanon]

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

[dabouse]

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

[tomboy014]

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

[dabouse]

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

[tomboy014]

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

[kabretoss]

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

[prokopetz]

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

[aokozaki]

[prokopetz]

It's tremendously annoying that this is the version of the post that trended because Umineko has essentially none of the described features.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[insomaniackills]

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept

[demilypyro]

mad mew mew knight theory

[demilypyro]

toriel knight theory

[demilypyro]

susie knight theory

[omnilily]

After combing through all of the hidden items in the game's code, I have 100% incontrovertible evidence that Deltarune's Roaring Knight is actually none other than Walter White from Breaking Bad. In this video essay I will...

[wickedsick]

[paper-mario-wiki]

transitioning is like putting on the They Live glasses and seeing that 90% of people looking at you are either jerking off or furiously sharpening a knife. or both. and i do not mean that in a sexy or fun way, and i dont like clarifying that, but i know there's a 90% chance you are thinking it, because i wrote it while being a trans woman.

[paper-mario-wiki]

to clarify:

when considering the sexual violence against trans women, it's important to remember that "people only view us sexually" does not mean the same thing as "people only find us attractive". it means "people can only conceptualize of our existence within a sexual light" because that's how the majority of our coverage in media has been tinged in the past century. as a result of the chaste and patriarchal nature of modern capitalism, gender and sexuality are inseparable in much public discourse by virtue of propaganda, and as a result, a trans woman is seen as sexual because efforts towards projecting specifically femininity is only categorized as sexual. and when paired with the uncharitable perception of "man", that propaganda can often evolve how people view us directly into "sexual threat" anywhere, for any reason. i could be in the freezer aisle of costco looking down at the ground while i push my cart and i'd still get dirty looks for wearing a dress (this has happened).

when i say "they're either jerking off or sharpening a knife", i mean we're either viewed sexually, or as sexually threatening, in almost all scenarios.

[NOTE: AS WITH ALL MATTERS OF TRANSMISOGYNY, THIS ISSUE IS 100 TIMES WORSE FOR BLACK GIRLS]

[mamoru]

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

[olloollo]

addition from @turtlesandfrogs:

We have these:

[nentuaby]

Yeah, that's exactly what the complaint was about.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[wrinkly old man squinting at an ipad and adjusting his reading glasses voice] what's this- "pomni?" from an amazing digital circus? strange little critter, that one. not without its merits, I'm sure

[pisaconqeso]

[cupiidzbow]

I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

[foalished]

i have zero idea what’s happening story wise but MGS3 is so fucking funny what the fuck is this game 😭😭😭

[lakemojave]

My favorite part of MGS3's story is how the main antagonist is this modern warrior poet of sorts who sacrifices her life and legacy in the pursuit of her ideal world--without borders or nations, where governments will no longer make pawns of their people--who dies tragically at the hands of her pupil, setting in motion a period of heightened global surveilance and the mythologization of these deeply flawed men who survived this incident.

And the character in question is straight up named The Boss, who casually happens to be the first human in space, who gave birth fighting for the allies on the beach at D Day.

[lakemojave]

Oh yeah and this is that child:

[whysosirris]

[docholligay]

Possibly my spiciest take is that it's actually good to have people you respect and like that have some dogshit takes.

I think part of what is making young people lonelier, in discussing why they're increasingly isolated, is that they're so afraid of meeting someone who doesn't hold their same beliefs, and instead of being just core beliefs it is kinda ancillary shit.

It's actually okay to disagree even on social topics! Even on some political ones! But I mean, online you can start with "i love this mutual but they have a really bad/uninformed opinion about x media"

I know this is IMMEDIATELY going to be taken in bad faith, and yes babygirl, you are so right, I DO want you to go make best friends with both the KKK grand wizard AND your nearest nazi leader.

But seriously, as someone who has spent two decades doing community organization: finding ways to connect with different people is so so so important. There are people i follow here who ate 80% smart and their brain falls out of their head 20% of the time and that is GOOD FOR MY MENTAL ECOSYSTEM AND GOOD FOR LEARNING HOW TO BE A PERSON

LET'S ALL GO PISS ON THE POOR

[mikkeneko]

[notaplaceofhonour]

It’s also good to assume you probably are the friend whose brain falls out 20% of the time.

We all have blind spots, assumptions, and dogshit take from time to time. They can’t all be winners.

[demilypyro]

maybe if i downplay unika enough i can affect the zeitgeist and she'll get buffed

[motherpheasantplucker42]

[flashback-excerpt]

no actually! i don't think it's "valid to not have trans ralsei interpretations" i think if you are denying ralsei's transfemininity at this point You Are A Transmisogynist. there is no other way about it! if you played through chapter five and still say "ralsei isn't trans" even after seeing "dark vine watering their own thorns" and the fucking ralsei flowery scene you are being purposefully dense. Ralsei is Transfeminine And There's Nothing You Can Do About It

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit