Venus pushed the doors to the library open, immediately spotting the blonde girl she had sparred with and her little ally underneath a nearby table. A smile bloomed on her otherwise bruised face. She had enjoyed her training session with the girl from five, but she’d enjoy their second battle more.
Aracelia was shocked awake by the sound of footsteps parading across the library floor, almost hitting her head on the table above them. She could have sworn that she and Charlie were the only people to fall asleep in here, which only meant one thing…
I wake up on the toilet, my spinal chord has been shoved into my ass. But still I shove the door open and find five uglies right here in the bathroom. The second their disgusting complexions come into my vision, I do not hesitate. With my bat, I swing it downward on the closest cheerleaders head. The spikes embed themselves deep in its skull and it instantly falls limp on the floor.
I place my shoe on it neck and yank the weapon free from the cheerleaders dented head. Its like an infants soft spot, adorable. The bat dislodges from the cheerleaders head just as its friend lungs at me with its pom pom. Only into not until it connects with my chest that I realize theres something more deadly hidden within them.
She knocks me into the hard tiled wall and my pocket knife falls from my pocket. One of the cheerleaders attempts another attack, But i Jam the blade into her stomach and press the button, she falls forwards, seizing viciously. I stand and shove the knife deeper as my other arm wraps around the neck of a third cheerleader.
One of her friends throws a swift punch at me, but it blocked by the body of her friend that I shoved in front of me, as a shield. Her pom pom jabs the cheerleader I'm holdings ribs and she coughs.
The one behind me freed the knife from her stomach and her hands wrap around my ankles and yanks me backward. But I merely smile. I allow her to seize me so aggressively as I clutch the other cheerleader tighter. I fall to the floor on my stomach and as her back connects with the ground, her head is shoved forward around my grip. The sound of her neck snapping rings across the ceramic tiles.
I uncoil myself from the dead meatball, and jump to my feet, I turn and stomp on the cheerleader on the ground. The heel of my foot slams into her spine, I continue to smash her until her kicking legs fall limp. Her arms, however, continue to claw at my legs.
I reach for my bat, and one of the cheerleaders wraps her arms around mine, holding them tightly behind my back while the other punches me in the stomach. My eyes go wide and start to shake. My stomach aches and I feel the fear creep up my back.
A scream lurches from my throat and I twist violently, sending the cheerleader behind me into the row of sinks. The mirrors shatter against her back. And with my bat I slam it into the other ones face, as I rip it free from her flesh, tendons and skin tear from her skull. Blood pours down her face.
My heart continues to beat with vigor and I slam my bat into the cheerleader struggling to gain her footing on the sinks. It digs deep into her stomach and I perch backward, ripping a massive opening in her abdomen. The cavity in the mutt fills with blood and spills over the white porcelain. Her intestines and important organs glide delicately about until they spill from her body.
my eyes narrow on the last standing cheerleader and I start to laugh hysterically. With the blunt end of the bat, I jam it into her mouth. Smashing her front row of teeth upon entry. I cram the metal down her throat and force her eyes to meet mine.
our eye contact never wavers as I shove the bat deeper into her body, watching as she chokes around the metal. Blood spills down her throat and soon she ceases to retaliate.
I wrench the bat from her lifeless body and return my to my stall where i gather the rest of my things, as well as a nice new pair of pom poms. I head out of the bathroom, leaving the paralyzed mutt to struggle through its friends corpses, and into the hallway. I spot Brent struggling against a group of students to get into a locker. I roll my eyes and walk off before he sees me, and push the door to the library open.
Summary of notable events ✧ Today was a long ass day! I woke up to an army of ugly football players practicing on the field I stayed at. Strangely, the sight of me didn’t cause them to become shook with emotion and lust. They tried to kill me, and that’s not cute, but neither were they.
I then escaped to a parking lot, found some goths, killed some goths, stole their lighters and cigarettes, however I am a mother! I found nothing of interest in the parking lot so I returned to the cornucopia to investigate the statues after the announcement of the missing sluts. They weren’t there but I found a key.
At the high school, the second I entered I was ushered back to the cornucopia because some dumb ass bitch started a fire and I got held partially responsible. I wasn’t fighting at this moment, so I voted for the other two critters to have a fight, and they did and I dipped.
I actually then found the sluts! And got some items. But I spoke with an ugly and had to kill it. I traded my switchblade for a pocket knife, my bat for a key, my dagger for a syringe, my other bat for a better bat.
Current Location ✧
Injuries ✧ stab wound near right clavicle (cleaned, bandaged, and healing), injured nose, cigarette burn on cheek, sore cooch
Weapons ✧ electric pocket knife, spiked metal bat
items ✧ first aid kit, helmet, 3 lighters, a few cigarettes, bottle of bleach, airhorn, syringe of morphling
After I rip the giraffe open, I find another key with “universal’ engraved in it. how delicious. Another tough decision is made much easier. I feel like I should open up my own locker, obviously. If only to prevent the other creatures from getting their hands on something designed for me.
I walk a shirt distance down the hall until i’m back at the row of golden lockers. I slip the key into the first one labeled “Venus” and turn the lock.
In the locker, you find a metallic baseball bat with what appears to be extremely spikey nails physically engineered into the top. It looks like one deadly zombie killing weapon, honestly.
Fitting, a more advanced weapon for a more advanced Venus. I deserve this, truthfully. I toss my old bat into the locker and grab the new and improved one. I smile happily, while the locker fades and my bat and key vanish.
I turn around and quickly run into the girls bathroom, hearing voices coming from somewhere. All the students have left for the day, so I know whatever is speaking isn't necessarily the best for me.
Once there, I lock myself in the last stall. And just as I sit down, a ceiling tile shifts, and down comes a glittering parachute. I smile, of course I derive a present. Its been a productive day.
Inside is a bottle of cold water, which honestly is starting to feel required. I drink the bottle of water, eat the remains of my cheese and crackers, and toss the empty parachutes over the wall and into the next stall., grateful to be rid of some of this shit.
Now, with a full stomach, I can go the fuck to sleep.
You notice a rip in the giraffe. Upon further inspection, you notice a golden key within the stuffing. Pulling it out, you recognize it as the type of key that you had earlier; a universal key.
After I rip the giraffe open, I find another key with “universal’ engraved in it. how delicious. Another tough decision is made much easier. I feel like I should open up my own locker, obviously. If only to prevent the other creatures from getting their hands on something designed for me.
I walk a shirt distance down the hall until i’m back at the row of golden lockers. I slip the key into the first one labeled “Venus” and turn the lock.
What the fuck! I save these hookers and that big coochie kicks me? Honestly I should have left that one in the cocoon. Also, these gifts are strange and why did that one have a bottle a bleach at the point of her abduction. aliens!
I walk out into the hallway and quickly look around. My eyes finally fall upon a janitor mopping the end of the hallway. I walk over to him to tell him about the freed critters.
“Hello, my name is Venus, Obviously. I just cut three hoes out of the ceiling in room 5. I think they were the missing students. Hello wheres my paycheck to be honest.”
As you talk to the man, you fail to notice that his face is scarred and ugly, just like the football players. It isn’t until he looks up at you and growls do you realize that this man is a mutt!
Write a oneshot about how you deal with the janitor mutt. Remember, his broom is coated with acid.
The janitor’s begins to rise slowly to face me..and its another meatball head!! I almost vomit all over it! It growls at me and step backward. Clearly, its going to try to kill me and thats honestly really annoying! Ive already had to deal with the three goths and now this monstrosity!
I jabs at me with its broom, I dodge the wooden handle coated in a thick green liquid. Drops of it glitter across the floor and it begins to melt through the shine white tiles.
I quickly whip my bat to the side of the beasts head and it tumbles into the rows of blue lockers. It’s eyes lock onto mine once more, its deep gurgling growl continuing.
I kicks off the wall and slams into my body, sending my bat to the floor along with my newly acquired giraffe. My pocket knife appears in my hand and I jam the blade into the mutts shoulder, pressing the button.
Electricity flows through the beasts body, its arm flails uncontrollably and its other hand struggles to pull the weapon from its flesh. Its thicc foot lashes out and slams me in the side.
The janitor finally yanks the blade free from its shoulder and shoots the charged item at me. I jump to the side to avoid it and grab my bat from the floor. When it gets close to me, I launch from the ground and slam my bat into the mutts face, leaving an indent in its flesh.
Again I smack the janitor, over and over with my bat until it falls to the floor, motionless. I recollect myself, cause that was a mess! and when I peer down at the giraffe, it seems different. I pluck it from the ground and investigate further.
Pushing the door open, I don’t encounter what I expected. Theres shit everywhere in here! What kind of education facility allows this bullshit to happen.
A spider crawls onto my shoulder, I push it onto my finger and place it on the desk. Im not afraid of bugs to be honest, but like don’t touch me. I’m not here for you.
This room clearly stands out, even more so when I see the three big ass lumps hanging from the sealing. I almost start lactating, Ive been searching for three sluts and I find three giant lumps!
I stand up on the desk, and with my pocket knife I slice a hole down the length of the first, second, then third cocoon.
Out of the first one, a small girl with long, elegantly done purple hair flops out. She manages to land on her feet, though, which is somewhat miraculous. She looks around, her eyes wide. She catches sight of you and narrows her eyes, understanding filling them.
She walks forward, her arms cradling something. She quickly shoves it into your hands, nods, and then walks away and out of the class. You look at it and discover it’s a container of bleach.
Out of the second one, a tall girl with long, colorful rainbow hair elegantly drops down. Her sheer height allows her to gracefully land atop a nearby desk. She runs her hands through her hair a few times, trying to rid it of the spider goop before catching you in her vision. She blushes, slightly embarrassed, before getting off the desk, handing you a golden stuffed giraffe toy before walking away.
Finally, out of the last one comes a very tall boy with a mop of curly, coiled hair that goes down to his shoulders. He completely falls out of the web, landing on his ass and groaning. When he looks up, he sees you staring down at him. Carefully he gets up, assesses you, and then offers you a smile.
Then, suddenly, he swings his foot into your juicy coochie at full force and speed, causing you to topple over. He blows you a kiss and then bends over and leaves an air horn by your shaking body. When he walks out, he turns, cups his hands over his mouth and screams: “WHAT A MEME!”
What the fuck! I save these hookers and that big coochie kicks me? Honestly I should have left that one in the cocoon. Also, these gifts are strange and why did that one have a bottle a bleach at the point of her abduction. aliens!
I walk out into the hallway and quickly look around. My eyes finally fall upon a janitor mopping the end of the hallway. I walk over to him to tell him about the freed critters.
“Hello, my name is Venus, Obviously. I just cut three hoes out of the ceiling in room 5. I think they were the missing students. Hello wheres my paycheck to be honest.”
Upon entering the room, you notice that what once was a nice classroom has now been overtaken by flora, spiderwebs, and other vegetation. It almost looks like a green house in here.
What most draws your attention, though, besides the spider that just landed on your shoulder, are the large, three cocoons made of a spiders silk.
Pushing the door open, I don't encounter what I expected. Theres shit everywhere in here! What kind of education facility allows this bullshit to happen.
A spider crawls onto my shoulder, I push it onto my finger and place it on the desk. Im not afraid of bugs to be honest, but like don't touch me. I’m not here for you.
This room clearly stands out, even more so when I see the three big ass lumps hanging from the sealing. I almost start lactating, Ive been searching for three sluts and I find three giant lumps!
I stand up on the desk, and with my pocket knife I slice a hole down the length of the first, second, then third cocoon.
I smile, not because these creatures bring me any real delight through their personalities or whatever the fuck, but they seem useful because:
A. They actually care about Ozbald and Mary Magdalene and The Other One.
B. They might be able to help me find them.
“They sound so…festive! You guys should help me find them, to be honest! Since I’m like, the new bitch in town and everything, I’m trying to show the community that I just really care about these lost children,” I lie. Scamming is such a treat.
“Did they enjoy like…science or whatever? Do you have a science room here, tbh?” I ask, trying to act like a True Teen with my relatable slang. I feel like if they snatched that spider, maybe they’re obsessed with insects and other critters like that. Messes.
“I mean, we would, but we didn’t really know them like that, ya feel? Besides, we’re about to go to war with the Gold Gorrilas. We ain’t got time.” Said Maroon 1.
“We totally would, though.” Said Maroon 2.
“Yeah, we DID, but one of your lot went and destroyed it, to be honest!” Said Maroon 3.
“Actually, that wasn’t me. While I am new here, I’m not a dumb bitch, and I’m not really into chemical fires,” I respond. I don’t understand what this bullshit even is. They all think this is some kind of school? What the actual fuck?! This is an extraneous mess that I did NOT need to be a part of.
I have to hold back my gag. Maroon?!?! Mess, honestly. They all look atrocious.
“Anyways…have any of you seen those missing children? Ozbald, Mary Magdalene, and someone else?” I inquire. Maybe these tasteless people can provide me with some useful information.
“Wha– Oh, you mean Oz, Mary, and Meigan? Nah, fam, we haven’t seen them since school let out. It’s a shame, too, they were really chill…” The leader starts off. She looks a little sad, bless her.
“Yeah, I miss them already and it’s only been a day. They were iconic, man… remember when they put a spider in that one teachers coffee? Iconic.” Another one started speaking and, soon, they were all reminiscing about their favorite three delinquents.
I smile, not because these creatures bring me any real delight through their personalities or whatever the fuck, but they seem useful because:
A. They actually care about Ozbald and Mary Magdalene and The Other One.
B. They might be able to help me find them.
“They sound so...festive! You guys should help me find them, to be honest! Since I’m like, the new bitch in town and everything, I’m trying to show the community that I just really care about these lost children,” I lie. Scamming is such a treat.
“Did they enjoy like...science or whatever? Do you have a science room here, tbh?” I ask, trying to act like a True Teen with my relatable slang. I feel like if they snatched that spider, maybe they’re obsessed with insects and other critters like that. Messes.
I am instantaneously confronted with a putrid scent. I really can’t comprehend why this entire building smells like shit everywhere. Anyways, this is a bathroom. For these ugly creatures. They would probably all flip the fuck out if they saw me. Nope! Next!
I quietly slither my head out of that room and move onto the next one.
You almost experience a weird sense of deja vu as you open the next door. Once again you find yourself in a bathroom. This one, however, smells like flowers and cinnamon. You can tell immediately that you’ve just walked into the girls bathroom.
Similar to the last one, you see a bunch of people, girls, standing around, talking about some "Gold Gorrilas" or something. When you enter, they turn and spot you. One of them, a girl who is obviously the leader of these little maroon teens, steps up.
“Aren’t you one of those kids who possibly set off the fire alarm?”
“Actually, that wasn’t me. While I am new here, I’m not a dumb bitch, and I’m not really into chemical fires,” I respond. I don’t understand what this bullshit even is. They all think this is some kind of school? What the actual fuck?! This is an extraneous mess that I did NOT need to be a part of.
I have to hold back my gag. Maroon?!?! Mess, honestly. They all look atrocious.
“Anyways...have any of you seen those missing children? Ozbald, Mary Magdalene, and someone else?” I inquire. Maybe these tasteless people can provide me with some useful information.
Now that I know this school is empty, I can do whatever the fuck I want. But honestly, school does not intrigue me. Like at all. If my nipples had been hardened from acquiring those items, they sure as hell aren’t now. Thanks, education!
Anyways, I remember after I slammed the car door on that goth taint’s head, someone made an announcement that some bitches with….interesting names are missing. Normally, I wouldn’t give a fuck about some missing whores, however, my nipples sense that I’ll be rewarded for locating them…so let me do that!
I don’t really know if they’re creatures or not, but I just want some shit as a prize, and maybe letting them violate my eyesight will be worth it. So, I’m going to start investigating these rooms. But not the one with the chemical fire. Let me not fuck with that. I walk back to the entrance of the building, and enter the room labeled with a twelve. I’ll be watching out for these sluts!
Upon entering the room, your nose is immediately assaulted by the stench of boy combined with shit. Then again, aren’t those scents the same thing?
Standing in the bathroom are a few boys, all of which are dressed in gold leather with their hair dyed a similar color. Some are in the stalls, some are combing and fixing their hair in the mirror. They all seem too busy to notice you at first, though. What do you do?
I am instantaneously confronted with a putrid scent. I really can’t comprehend why this entire building smells like shit everywhere. Anyways, this is a bathroom. For these ugly creatures. They would probably all flip the fuck out if they saw me. Nope! Next!
I quietly slither my head out of that room and move onto the next one.
Now that I know this school is empty, I can do whatever the fuck I want. But honestly, school does not intrigue me. Like at all. If my nipples had been hardened from acquiring those items, they sure as hell aren’t now. Thanks, education!
Anyways, I remember after I slammed the car door on that goth taint’s head, someone made an announcement that some bitches with....interesting names are missing. Normally, I wouldn’t give a fuck about some missing whores, however, my nipples sense that I’ll be rewarded for locating them...so let me do that!
I don’t really know if they’re creatures or not, but I just want some shit as a prize, and maybe letting them violate my eyesight will be worth it. So, I’m going to start investigating these rooms. But not the one with the chemical fire. Let me not fuck with that. I walk back to the entrance of the building, and enter the room labeled with a twelve. I’ll be watching out for these sluts!
Oh my god, My nipples actually break off. A universal locker opener? How festive!
I immediately snatch the kay, throwing one of my bats into the locker, as having two is useless! It slams shut and fades into the same color as the other lockers.
I roam about the row of lockers, I can’t decide so I close me eyes and point to a random locker. My finger lands on “A.J.” and I slide the key into the lock.
Upon opening the lock, you see a syringe full of mysterious liquid hanging from a string. You can see the words “Morphling, The Ultimate Pain Killer and Overdose Causer” written on the side of the syringe.
This is what gets me going, honestly. My nipples are already beginning to harden. Feeling aroused, I decide not to stop there. Perhaps Elijah’s locker also holds something moistening. I don’t know who that is either, but whatever. I want his shit.
“Knock knock, bitch!” I say as I insert the key and yank open the locker.
I’m honestly quite excited to see what’s inside of here. Feeling titillated!
When you open the locker, something small and furry leaps out and lands on your face. It’s a mouse! Ah! It’s a mouse. Tragic. It climbs into your hair, takes a little poot, and then jumps off and flees.
You start to throw a piss fit but stop when you see that there’s something else in the locker. There, hanging from a string, is a key with the words “Universal Locker Opener” on it.
Oh my god, My nipples actually break off. A universal locker opener? How festive!
I immediately snatch the kay, throwing one of my bats into the locker, as having two is useless! It slams shut and fades into the same color as the other lockers.
I roam about the row of lockers, I can't decide so I close me eyes and point to a random locker. My finger lands on “A.J.” and I slide the key into the lock.
