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dating with the intention of becoming somebodies fat wife
When you go to shower but you’re wider than the shower door… I could just about fit if I went sideways! So that obviously means I need to eat and gain so much I can’t fit at all ^_^
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At 700lbs you'll have long been in self-imposed, permanent chastity. There's no way your useless sausage fingers will be able to reach around your belly, and even if they could, they'd have to fight inches of fupa around your clit. And do you really think you'll have the strength or dexterity to push your vibrator down between all those rolls and folds?
You'll be a helpless horny blob, and you'll have to rely on some depraved pervert(s) who's actually into that to get you off
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look what you made me do 😘🐷
belly tucked or untucked? 🤔
I'm absolutely ENORMOUS now🐷🐷
Be honest!!! Can u see my work out results?? Like abs and etc…😇🫢
yall mind if i post this rq
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Wow you would be into it if your guy started overeating and grew a big stomach and tits and flabby thighs and love handles? A real fat boy? While you also kept ballooning? Both of you struggling on the bed with all the extra weight? Teasing each other?
"The fat couple up the block?"
i think i’d be a little more than into it, this sounds absolutely perfect to me 💕
"i'm not gaining fast enough, i want to get as fat as possible!"
okay, piggy. prove it. drink this shake every day for the next few weeks and watch what it does to your body.
ingredients:
Base:
2 cups (16oz) heavy cream 800 cals
1 cup of whole milk (add more or less depending on your desired thickness) 150 cals
A pint of melted ice cream (must be "premium" ice cream like Häagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry's) 1,000 cals
2 servings of Mass Gainer powder (Cals are for the Dymatize Super Mass Gainer Rich Chocolate, but use whatever brand you can get your hands on) 2,500 cals
Half a can (7oz) of sweetened condensed milk 910 cals
(Optional) 1 cup of frozen banana
Add-ons:
1/3 cup of chocolate syrup and/or caramel sauce 300 cals
4 tbsp of peanut butter or hazelnut spread 380 cals
1 cup of mini chocolate chips 800 cals
1/2 cup of marshmallow fluff 165 calories
Whipped Cream (for topping)
note: these are very approximate calorie estimates based off of some very basic google searches, so they could be totally off. i'm a slut, not a scientist, so make your own calculations if you please.
Throw together your base of heavy cream, whole milk, melted ice cream, mass gainer, and condensed milk into a blender.
Then add your chocolate and/or caramel syrup, peanut butter and/or nutella, marshmallow fluff, etc.
You should skip the chocolate chips and choose an ice cream flavor without a ton of chunks/big pieces if you're planning on using a funnel.
Blend everything together, top with an obscene amount of whipped cream, and then drink up every drop like the greedy piggy you are.
This shouldn't be something that you have to choke down; substitute and add whatever sickeningly sweet toppings and add-ons that you like until you become addicted to the taste. Play with the recipe, try adding maltodextrin or melted butter or a box of cake mix. Do anything and everything to make this shake as easy to add into your daily routine as possible.
Just the base of this shake alone without any add-ons should add up to be over 5,200 calories. Do you have any idea how fat you're going to get if you're adding an extra 5000+ calories on top of your already unhealthy/high calorie diet? Imagine if you blended in a couple of those add-ons. You'll be exploding with fat in no time.
i can't wait to see what this recipe does to you, piggies 💖