shut your butts coconuts

Lexy ☀ This is my garbage blog.

[lesbiansassemble]

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2]

As a server this speaks to my soul 😂😂

[djchives]

When she said “can I get a container for my ranch so I can put it in my box” I felt that

[thoughts-memories]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[chuckskeleton-deactivated202001]

[voicesbyzane]

Today I feel like the dad from coraline

[blackdenimjeans3]

[theocseason4]

u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

[drarry-imagines]

Is this Draco Malfoy?

[silverskings]

We found Draco.

[theocseason4]

[celebritiesandmovies]

Halloween (1978)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

SOMEONE DO THE DARK DEED

[realwizardshit]

i spent 10 minutes on this so it’s not my best but here you go

[tyrannosarcophagous]

the real cursed being

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[teenagerposts]

When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

something that no one asked for but I still think is necessary: some of my favorite letterboxd lists

[moggettt]

Posting readmores like

[kendallroynsfw]

[worthydistractions]

This can read very differently for mlm and wlw

[awkwordalex]

Another mlm and wlw solidarity post

[anxietyproblem]

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[coldgamekelv]

My first time holding a sloth today 😭

[broadwaydork23]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY

TURN ON THE SOUND

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

This is that guy that fed those deer snacks ohmygod hes out here living his best life

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads