Venus Mound

Another bored self-deprecating homo

[superbestiario]

[ecstaticwaters]

Malls Across 80s America by Michael Galinsky

[grayskymorning]

Sara Parsons

[6lacksoul]

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[treecakes]

fgfdgfgfgfh

[michuno-blog1]

Source?

[reperspectivity]

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

[shadows-ember]

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

[my-darkness-sky]

[weloveshortvideos]

The first scene in every early 2000’s high school movie.

[randomfandomteacher]

Transcribed for @beewilde “Pick up the pace, barf breath. We’re leaving in 5 minutes; I’m not gonna be late to school. Brad’s asking me to prom today!”

[bob-belcher]

[judithbuttplug]

[c0litasxo]

a look

[wilwheaton]

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Being in a room with straight people talking about straight things is so exhausting.

[thegayredmage]

What the hell are ‘straight things’?

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Marriages and mortgages and families and opposite sex attraction talk and talking about sex openly without being made to feel like you are making people uncomfortable and hearing straight people talk about how hard dating is for them and hearing straight people talk about how they are such victims and their lives are shit when what this really means is they aren’t married at age 22 and sexist crap that drives me crazy like traditional weddings and how great religion is and how the world is so lovely and kind and great because people don’t know what it’s like to be a minority and how straight people are like “this person is so lovely” when you know they are homophobic or listening to straight people say things are “gay” or talk about people who dress unconventionally (ie. men who wear dresses) as being weird or doing impressions of gay people or asking “why don’t you have a boyfriend?” judgementally as if it is just that easy or getting annoyed at you when you complain about how hard your life is because it’s easy for them cause they are straight and wouldn’t know the first thing about it or having to come out to people all the time cause they just assume you’re straight and getting weird looks like “tmi” or “you don’t look gay” or “I don’t care what you do in the bedroom” or having to hear straight people talk about really cute straight couples or really great romantic films or books about straight people or just watching people live super conventional lives and do really sexist old fashioned things just because no one is brave enough to question or think about anything… and worst of all knowing that if you were to say or talk about anything gay everyone would get uncomfortable and not join in on the conversation and wish you had said nothing… and then people will be like “you hardly said anything”, “you’re so quiet”, “you don’t talk much”, “are you shy”, “you’re boring”.

No bitch I’m gay and I don’t relate to nor am I really interested in any of the shit that you have been yelling to my face for the last hour.

[karawaltersuniverse-deactivated]

since when dont gay people pay mortgages?

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Gays can’t afford mortgages because most of us are single and poor.

We’re single because most of us started dating much later because us dating was a scary concept when we were in a homophobic school environment.

Or because gay marriage was illegal for so long and society hated us that gay culture evolved to be very “live for the now, nothing longterm”.

Society was designed for young straight couples to get married, buy a house together, and then start a family with the help of their loving and supporting and embracing parents.

Society was not designed for young gay people who are single and likely mentally ill because of how much harder society is for them when compared to the majority of straight people who either don’t have loving and supporting and embracing families or have had to live in a society which is neither of those things.

OF COURSE, I’m not talking about “all gay people” or “all straight people”… but come on, do I really HAVE to say that. Surely you at least understand the point I’m making? If you don’t, consider yourself either ignorant, privileged, or both (right wing).

[ooku]

EVERYTHING HE SAID ^

[spacecadet]

[stagesandpages]

16 years later…

[cocoacallalily]

What u age like when u mind ur business

[bowelsofthedeepweb-blog]

[officialscud]

hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound