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@venuzing
⡠&& lets pretend like me going inactive never happened so heres a starter call! capped @ 3 for some short one-liners probably
burnelled:
Yang canât quite pinpoint what sheâs experiencing right now while waiting for an answer. Sheâs too confident, so itâs not that. Perhaps a mix of eagerness and sheer curiosity, yeah thatâs gotta be it.
Sheâs leaning over the counter by the time YV speaks again, but sheâs got no time to straighten herself because the answer is there. A solid yes. If you look close enough, you can see her eyes sparkling.
âHoly crap, thank you! Thanks so much Sir- YV!! The nameâs Yang Xiao Long, but just Yang is fine, of course!â and just as eagerly, she grabbed his hand in a firm grip, shaking it. âI wonât disappoint ya, youâll see! When do I start working? Iâll blow your mind with my repertory.â
     heâs really digging the enthusiasm on this girl! it makes him wonder if she specifically sought him out knowing that heâd react well to her endeavors or if she had happened up him completely by chance. either way, heâs thankful to have another eager, capable employee under his watchful eye.
     âi trus u not 2 disapoint me cus if u do ill kill ur a$$!â  that... was honestly not an expected response to doing well at all, but itâll be yangâs first real taste of the kind of guy that yv is. nonetheless, he doesnât sound too worried about her abilities.
      âyoull b workin dis comin friday. com anytime b4 den and get 2 kno ur coworkas. i tink youll fit rite in.â depending on how you view the coworkers, yv saying that youâll âfit inâ could mean a lot of different things. nonetheless, heâs confident everyone will get along anyway. âill give u ur uniform and badge dat nite, jus make sure 2 wear smth Nice. everythins free g8m.â
burnelled:
And off to the bar she goes, but not before making finger guns at him. Itâs only reasonable to take a while to find everything sheâll need in a new place, but soon enough everythingâs lined up on the counter for her. It goes pretty fast past this.
Once the lime juice is taken care of, she moves to grab the mixing glass. In goes the ice, lime juice, two ounces of white rum, a tad of sugar and syrup last. Though Yangâs focused, sheâs got a smile on while mixing the drink. Once itâs well mixed, she pours it into a glass and hands it over only after attaching a slice of lime to the glassâ rim. Gotta look presentable!
âAye aye Sir, hereâs your cocktail. Hope itâs to your taste!â itâs quite simple, but he asked for a cocktail and not a show, so that will suffice.
     honestly, the finger guns probably wouldâve sold yv on a really really good day all on their own, and itâd be even better if they were real guns! the best ways to get into yvâs heart are as follows: guns, shooting guns, confidence, initiative. while she didnât have the gun parts down, yv will appreciate the confidence and initiative that sheâs displaying.
     he watches the cocktail-making process with a keen eye, thoroughly impressed with the finesse behind it. sheâs definitely well-trained in the art and donât think he doesnât notice that smile either. itâs a sign of passion, something he also loves just as much as this tasty drink.
     âgotta hand it 2 u, im imprezed.â  the tone of his voice doesnât come off as such, though, but believe him, he likes what he sees. âif u can keep dat up n xpand ur repertoire, u wont hav a prob workin here.â
     setting the glass down between them, yv stands up in his seat and offers a hand to shake, his eye upturning happily. âso wat i mean 2 say is, ur hired, uhh, w/e ur name is. u can jus call me yv.âÂ
yung venuz vs. yung venuz
i guess yv wins by default here
burnelled:
Did she consider that her approach mightâve been rude? No, not really. Sheâs too dense for that, and no one really bothers explaining her this kind of stuff. But hey, since the owner himself is here she wonât have to wait around, and if that wasnât enough reason to make her excited, YV delivers the answer sheâs been looking for.
Yangâs too confident for her own good, but maybe thatâs her best quality.
âIâm aiming for any kinda job you can give me⌠But you see, Iâm a girl with many talents!â she grinned, arms folding under the chest line. âI can make some pretty good drinks and handle drunkards like no one! So either bartender or security. If not both.â sheâs here to win, YV.
      âdrinks And buff??â  he leans back in thought, mulling over the possibilities. he did just hire a new security guard, so maybe itâd be best to keep her behind the counter for now. not like thatâll stop her from throwing some bastard out onto the street anyway.Â
     âhow abt u make me a coctail and iâll c how i feel abt it after.â the god gestures to the bar behind the both of them, giving his potential recruit free reign over the drinks for now. âjus consida dis a demonstr8ion, u kno?â
@venuzing
Securing a job sounds like the most reasonable thing to do right now, right? Not only she has the necessary experience, sheâs got that charisma going on for her. Should be a piece of cake. Yang pushed the doors open with conviction, strutting her way into the nightclub and a, uhâŚ.person caught her attention right away, and itâs to them she walked up to.
âHeeeeey there,â with an elbow resting on the counter, Yang flashed her brightest smile. âThe nameâs Yang, howâs it going? Ya know who I could speak with about a job? Like a manager or even the owner, if possible!â
     yv has never put out an ad for new employees, but even that apparently wouldnât stop this confident stranger from coming into his club with a pressing question in mind anyway. other potential employers would find that rude, but the gun god actually appreciates the drive! lucky you.
     the woman catches this triangle hanging at the bar, unsurprisingly, sipping away at an afternoon drink. itâs never too early to get tipsy.
   âluky 4 u, im da owner, managa, and all dat gud shit,â  he replies nonchalantly, his neutral expression unchanging. ân i Could giv u a job. jus depends on wat kind n how gud u are.â
watomnuki:
I mean, go ahead. Not that Kimihiro would give up his seat.Â
âAhâŚâ So that was what was going on. Hm.. It would be a bit tricky to deal with that. âIf you want me to rip out you heart then I probably can, but I donât think that would be the right solution.â
âWho is the crush?â
   âwho cares wat da rite soluzion is. its da solution dat I Want.â  on the other hand, ripping his heart out might result in death, so yv does secretly hope that the wish granter has some alternate method to solving his problem.
   ây da fuk should i tell u dat. is it Necessary?âÂ
watomnuki:
Some fans argue that Kimihiro carried romantic feelings for a woman that was dead all along, but I will leave that up to anyoneâs interpretation. His one true love was death, after all.
Kimihiroâs lips curled into a sly smile at Y.V.âs words.
âLove sick? A mighty creature like you?â He cupped his cheek into a hand and leaned forward, smirking at the triangle in front of him. âDo tell me more. I need to know more about the root cause to solve your problem.â
     if youâre going to give him one of those bullshit smiles, yvâs coming over to push you out of your goddamn chair. if this was going to turn into a therapy session, he might as well just take a fucking seat, babe.
    âya a mighty god lik me dosnt fall in lov. it cant happen.â  but it did! he fell in love and now he canât deal with the consequences. âidk wat else 2 tell u. just rip ma fukin heart out or smth so i dont hav 2 tink abt it.âÂ
watomnuki:
Heh. Pain because of love? That was a long time ago for Kimihiro. Maybe like, 20 chapters ago? Out of the 200+.
âSo you donât know what exactly makes you feel hurt⌠That is going to make things a little more difficult.â He let out a sound of contemplation before he rolled around on the sofa; thinking about the situation. âLove is supposed to be a positive emotion, after all.â
He glanced towards Y.V. again from his new position. âAre you experiencing heartbreak?â
     kimihiroâs loved pains were fairly recent in... human terms. yvâs never had to deal with this shit in all the time heâs been alive. it fucking SUCKS.
    âur da fukin wish granter here. u figure dat shit out.â  or maybe he is trying to figure it out, but yvâs unwillingness to be specific was hurting more than helping. still, heâll contemplate on the question before continuing. âidk wat 2 call it but it not dat. it umm... wat do ppl call it. love..sick--âÂ
     oh. oh GOD. he wasnât lovesick, was he? the answer is clear as day though, judging from him suddenly freezing up.
watomnuki:
Well then. Kimihiro was single and not ready to mingle, but at least creatures like Yung Venuz did not surprise him anymore.
He held his hand to his chin as he thought about this, not very used to the whole wish shop thing yet. Or, well, he was used to the business, but pricing was a bit⌠difficult. If he fucked it up he might die as a result. Or Y.V. might die. Whatever. Donât you just love being at the edgiest spot of the magic spectrum.
âSo you want to get rid of everything except happiness and bliss?â That was going to be pricey. âDoes the feeling of love and attachment not count as bliss to you?â
     âno cus it fukin hurts!!!!!â  yeesh, yv, no need to yell at him. the only excuse he could even have right now is that he simply wasnât used to dealing with a complex mix of emotions and the new experience isnât something he likes.Â
     âor uh... idk,â  he starts again, calming down after that brief implosion. âi cant s8y anytin evn if i feel it. dats wat makes it hurt.â
watomnuki:
Yeah, he did. Occasionally he did housework too.
âExplain.â He merely stated, figuring he should dig around for the true motives behind Y.V.âs wish. It was part of the process anyway. âWhat kind of feelings?â
     wow, housework. gotta get me a freak like that.
      âlov, attachment, sadnez, guilt. any shit dat isnt happines n bliss. im fukin bored of dem now.â  god did he wish the times where he could unapologetically act like himself without having to worry about how he might affect other people. those were the simpler days.
watomnuki:
Guess one wasnât allowed to sleep and lounge until about five in the evening. Kimihiro groggily opened his eyes and turned to Y.V., his kimono sliding off his shoulder as he leaned in to look at the triangle. He squinted his eyes.
âI do.â Kimihiro answered, straight to the point in return. âWhat do you wish for?â
     he had to admit, the sight of this half naked dude just lounging around was... kinda hot. what the fuck, does he just lay around all day doing nothing but that?
      âcan u get rid of ma feelins.â  ah, so he didnât like what was developing in his heart. the request didnât seem that serious though, as he was incredulous in the ownerâs abilities, but it never hurt to entertain the thought.
@watomnuki
     wow what the fuck is that? a triangle has come to violently slam open the door of your wish shop! mind the glass you piece of shit, people have to pay for these things. that doesnât matter to yv though, as he floats up to the shopâs owner seemingly without a care in the world.
     âhay i herd u gr8nt wishes is dat tru.â to the point as always. impressive.
My favorite Nuclear Throne characters :)
lets seeee...4 and 19!!!!
4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
thatâs implying yv ever made dinner for himself or anyone else. if he ever actually wanted to make dinner (which is never,) heâd kick them out immediately. itâs his fucking mansion, he can cook whatever the fuck he wants. if heâs feeling nice, though, heâll prep (a pretty horrible) dinner for his staff and anyone visiting.Â
or order massive amounts of take-out. whichever comes out worse.
19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
all of his lifeâs mistakes.................. haha jk. he usually has miscellaneous thoughts regarding the past day or shit he needs to do on the next running through his head. there are varying degrees of importance to his thoughts, but only a few things will keep him up at night. (like bendy. thoughts of bendy keep him up at night.)
48 & 16 & 3 [ super behind in my dash so sorry if these have already been asked! ]
48. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
fist fight? gun god? do you see the problem here? yv doesnât engage in fist fights period. heâs a ranged fighter and will do anything in his power to keep himself at a distance from whoever it is that heâs fighting. should anyone be lucky enough to close the gap, yv would still opt to dodge rather than physically fight head on.
16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?
i really canât even think of any goals yv would have. heâs very much reached his peak and is at that point in his life where he can do anything if the thought ever came into mind and has the means to achieve what he wants no matter how long it takes.Â
before coming to stella city, his âgoalâ was to keep expanding his presence and influence across the multiverse. itâs the most long-term goally goal he has and will probably never be fulfilled, which he is fine with as long as he knows heâs making progress.
3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
god. no. god no. what the fuck.