The Fairest Of Them All

someone stands with their feet firm on the ground. around them, the world trembles and tumbles. they do not flinch. who is it? ( ) God ( ) the bringer of chaos (x) a woman vera hilde. nineteen years old. daughter of the evil queen.

[laheysrp-deactivated20161230]

friends with benefits sentence starters:

“what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”

“i’m your boss, give me your pants.”

“i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”

“i’m fully aware of your allergies.”

“here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”

“you said i was your soulmate.”

“work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”

“but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”

“you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”

“why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”

“i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”

“i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”

“i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”

“what are you, a gazelle?”

“don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”

“puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”

“wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”

“you don’t fucking know me man.”

“i took his virginity.”

“does the carpet match the drapes?”

“run gazelle! run!”

“i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”

“if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”

“everyone in this city seems really violent.”

“do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”

“go and fuck a dick.”

“i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”

“we can tear this shit up.”

“hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”

“you sure you’re not gay?”

“i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”

“god, you’re such a girl.”

“girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”

“this shit is amazing.”

“i love that sunsets make you cry.”

“i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”

“god, i miss sex.”

“hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”

“i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”

“i do have a thing for jerks.”

“i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”

“and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”

“you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”

“you have a bible app?”

“no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”

“come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”

“that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”

“your ass is a little bony.”

“i sneeze sometimes after i come.”

“feet gross me out. daddy issues.”

“what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”

“nobody wants to fuck obama.”

“what are you my fucking therapist now?”

“every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”

“as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”

“harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”

“my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”

“do you feel manly now?”

“are you pooping?”

“all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”

“it was like talking to dirt.”

“i’m starving, you got any gin?”

“i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”

“me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”

“i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”

“one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”

“i told him you were my gay best friend.”

“he smells like a girl.”

“the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”

“no, go fuck yourself.”

“trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”

“forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”

“get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”

“we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”

“nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”

“i just need you to be my friend right now.”

“okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”

“i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”

“you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”

“all that matters is how you look at him.”

“i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”

“you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”

“are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”

“i actually thought you were different.”

“with friends like you who needs friends?”

“i have the perfect body for photoshop.”

“my prince charming? you.”

“if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”

“if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”

“it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”

“i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”

“on one condition. kiss me.”

[veraxhilde]

( angel || shen || dexter || ronan || thalia || samuel )

[startshxtwithme]

Send me a line from a song and I'll write a drabble about our muses based on it.

For non rp blogs: add two characters after the song lyric.

[veraxhilde]

( angel || shen || dexter || ronan || thalia || samuel )

[indieresource]

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU ─

where was their first date ?: what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: how my muse would wake your’s up: who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?:  what is their shared, favourite kink ?: describe their typical kiss: how my muse shows their love for your’s: their favourite ways to give affection: who is more dominate ?: who sings in the shower ?: who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?:  who has the weirder taste in music ?: who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: what would they name their children ?: who would their children take after more ?:

[veraxhilde]

( angel || shen || dexter || ronan || thalia || samuel )

[veraxhilde]

Piper: aaa okay

Piper: So we were cuddling bc im whiny and needed attention

Piper: and he was sO SWEET bc i was struggling with a lot of things after the ursula mess?

Piper: AND GOD I JUST

Piper: My hEART

vera: ugh MY heart

vera: that's so disgustingly cute you guys wow

vera: aw baby i'm so happy for you

[veraxhilde]

dizzy <-->anyone

dizzy: thats mE!! who is this? :DD

dizzy: aAAA BLESS

vera: oh i'm sorry! it's vera hilde by the way :)

vera: of course!! i haven't seen you in so long!! i didn't know you were coming

[veraxhilde]

xlegume:

there weren’t a lot of people who would touch his elbow like that, but he hadn’t expected to see her so soon. frank looked down, giving vera an amused look as she began talking. he heard her voice clearer than anyone else’s that day. he heard a chair scrape but figured that was the receptionist reacting to vera, so he didn’t bother to look. 

“ speak for yourself, v, not everyone here’s as little as you, ” he smirked. “ but i’ll admit, i’m a tad insulted. i did not expect this – ” he gestured behind him at the desk, “ at all. i’m a nice guy, aren’t i ?? ”

vera narrowed her eyes at him, but slipped her arm into his nonetheless. she patted their linked arms and tsked at the boy. “ that was completely uncalled for, but i forgive you because you’re pretty. ” she huffed. “ and it’s a good thing i do. here i am, trying to defend you, and you make fun of me. i was gonna say you deserved a welcome with open arms, but people who make short jokes do not. ” 

she let out a long-suffering sigh. “ you’re so lucky you’re handsome. ” she said, before turning back to the person frank was talking to. “ see, i’m a little confused as to why they’re taking so long myself. i would assume that they wouldn’t want to annoy a couple vks. if i were them, i’d hurry up and get this nice boy here settled and out of my hair. ”

[veraxhilde]

thehuntswoman:

It wasn’t that the kiss was surprising. She knew that one day the tension would snap and one of them would give in. Eulalia just wasn’t prepared for how natural it seemed to be. She expected butterflies, fireworks, scribbling thoughts scattered across her mind. But, no, she experienced stars— something that was always there but amazed her every time she saw them, anyway. She was a bit in awe, actually; a smile crept up on her lips as she kissed Vera back. “— How does the shade look?” she whispered as she pulled away, though her lips still brushed against Vera’s as she spoke. What could she say? She was a sucker for teases.

vera smiled into the kiss, letting her fingers play with the bottom of eulalia’s hair. she had kissed other people before, none of them that explosion she had heard about. and this wasn’t that either. this was so simple, and so easy. as easy as breathing. it felt very much right, and it washed away any doubts she might have had. which, she didn’t. she couldn’t help but sigh into the kiss. she breathed a small laugh from her nose, taking a second before opening her eyes once eulalia pulled away. she let them flicker towards eulalia’s lips. “ you know, i don’t think it’s dark enough yet.... ” she breathed. “ i think you might need another coat. ” she was never one to step down, especially in these kind of games they played with one another.

[veraxhilde]

you know how you grow up without feeling like the house you've lived in is home, so you set off to try and find it. i've experienced foggy mountains with the smell of fresh rain hanging in the air, the loud hollers of drunkards in the bar and the familiar scent of alcohol, the sensation of sea salt burning in my nose as gulls caw overhead. none of that is home. you're home. you've always been. it's a shame it took so long to figure that out.

“ ….thanks for finally figuring it out. ”

[xlegume]

Sitting in the office at Arcadia, Frank had a souvlaki in one hand ( with that distinct blue and black wrapping around it: HADES’ SOUVLAKI ) and papers in the other. Headphones were plugged into his ears. His fingers drummed along to the beat of whatever song he was listening to. He took a bite of the food and grumbled, leg bouncing up and down as he continued to wait.

The office wasn’t particularly busy but the receptionist had told him to wait and wait he did. She hadn’t come back for quite some time. There was another person on duty but they didn’t seem to want to pay him any attention. Frank sighed sharply, licking his lips. He stood up, souvlaki and all, and looked over to the other people in the area. Picking one, he made sure he could see their face clearly before asking: “hey, uh…does it normally takes this long? ‘cause i got places to be, and i’m sure you do too.”

[veraxhilde]

vera brushed into the office, hoping to get her business over and done with so she didn’t have to spend as much time with the old hags in the office. there had been some kind of issue with one of the classes she chose for this year. she huffed in annoyance, but as soon as she laid eyes on a familiar figure, a slow grin made it’s way onto her face. 

vera sidled up to his side and placed a dainty hand on the back of his elbow. she tilted her head at the person and gave them a little pout. “ wow, even a handsome face like this can’t get the old birds into action. ” she said, louder than usual for frank’s sake, but with the added bonus of making the receptionist jump from the sudden noise. she turned to face frank, a smile on her face. “ i’d say usually they’d be jumping out of their seats to help. but of course, that’s only if you’re from the right place. no love for us little people. ” she sighed dramatically. “ it’s not the welcome you deserve. what a shame ”

[theinboxmemebook]

Have your muse confess anonymously their thoughts about my muse!

It’s up to the asker to reveal their muse!

[veraxhilde]

( angel || shen || dexter || ronan || thalia || samuel )

[thekingofsweets]

*:･ﾟ✼♚— @veraxhilde said: “all this sadness is bad for my skin.”

Riordan raised an eyebrow. He gave a tired smile. “Your own sadness is ruining your skin or the surrounding sadness is getting into your pores?” he said with a bit of a tease before he twisted his lips, becoming somber. “… Either way, it isn’t good. And I don’t think I got a solution for you.”

[veraxhilde]

vera matched his raised eyebrow with one of her own. “ a little bit of both, i would say. ” she threw back as she took a seat next to him. “ it doesn’t matter though, cause i have a good routine. what i do need though is for this -” she made an exaggerated pout and pointed at her face. “ - to not be a thing anymore. ”

[veraxhilde]

mak →  vera

makaria: the woman in apartment 3 will DIE

makaria: idk if thats smart :(

makaria: i mean drinks yes but if i burn smth down thats on you ok, u gotta watch me

vera: it's not good form mak. you gotta play nice

vera: :((((((

vera: it's okay, cause you can make sure i don't poison someone. it's a win/win sort of deal

[veraxhilde]

Piper: VERAAAAAA

Piper: I have a bf!!

Piper: His name is Rory and he was my best friend on Neverland!!

Piper: i also had my first kiss but anywAYS

vera: PIPERRRRRR

vera: you're told me about him!! oh my god!!!!

vera: i need details STAT

[veraxhilde]

dizzy <-->anyone

dizzy: oh, sorry!

dizzy: i'm dizzy tremaine!

dizzy: but i NEED more soda if i wanna finish my dress :(((

vera: DIZZY?!?!

vera: oh my gosh, i didn't realize you made it to auradon!!!

vera: sweet girl, of course i'll take you to go get soda!!!

[veraxhilde]

thehuntswoman:

Subtle was never a word that could be used to describe Eulalia. When Vera stepped closer, the huntswoman wrapped an arm around her waist. Her chin lifted a little as she noticed the gaze that dropped down to her lips. “How coincidental,” she crooned, her head tilting to the side. “This was your plan all along, wasn’t it?” Despite the teasing, Eulalia leaned in, her expression softening. Her free hand went to stroke Vera’s cheek as if her skin was a delicate flower petal.

vera let herself be pulled in, shrugging innocently as she roped her arms around eulalia’s neck. she let her eyes trail from eulalia’s lips down the newly exposed expanse of her neck. “ an unexplainable turn of events, it seems. ” she drawled, teasing. she let her mouth drop open in more offense. “ who, me ?? ” she gasped, though she barely kept the smirk from her lips. vera leaned into the gentle touch. then, deciding she had had enough of the teasing, pulled the girl in to capture eulalia’s lips with her own.

[beatrashice]

[veraxhilde]

dizzy <-->anyone

dizzy: someone should walk with me to safeway

dizzy: i wanna buy some strawberry soda

dizzy: i mean

dizzy: i already had eight bottles

dizzy: but!! soda is great and this dress is almost finished

dizzy: i have the money i just dont feel like bein alone

vera: well, i think i would like to know who it is i'm walking to safeway first

vera: tho i think buying you another soda does not seem like the best idea anyways