vox populi.

if your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. -- jon stewart hi, i'm john. pesterchum: effectuateBlizzard

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destroying an entire government building all by myself is seriously one of the biggest accomplishments in my entire life.

[brightflights]

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i'm so excited for today's show because i'm getting to ride into the studio on a horse.

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IS THAT SO? IT’S GOOD TO HEAR THAT ALL WENT WELL AND YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF.

MINES IS STILL YOUNG INTO THE NIGHT, SO THERE’S MUCH TO HAPPEN STILL, I’M SURE. BUT IT’S VERY NICE SO FAR!

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yeah, though halloween isn't that big of a deal here, not nearly as much as over in the states. it's all a bit calmer, but that's fine too, for once.

that's good to hear too! heheh, did you dress up?

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my roomies can cook really well and last week i managed to set the toaster on fire.

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HOW IS YOUR HALLOWEEN GOING, JOHN?

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i've recently moved to europe, so it's been over for half an hour already, haha. but it was good! i stayed at home to watch the door and give candy to the kids, it was really nice.

how was yours!

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i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

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my dash is only two people and i don't even remember one of them.

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when a hot person says they are tired of being single

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one of the guys i roomie with got a cat and it hates me.

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…Shit. I didn’t even know about any of that? It’s actually pretty astonishing how little I actually know about the timeline that I live in but I guess losing about 4 years worth of memories kind of does that. You’d think if he really wants to rule or whatever, he’d try to do something about that situation though. 

I mean, doucheprince or not, you’d think it would still fall under his duties to ensure that the people he supposedly rules over are at least safe in their own homes.

At least from each other because I’m not sure it’s possible to be safe from his crazy ass.

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does he really want to rule though? i've always assumed he doesn't, to be honest. down here to us it looks like he just needs his fine castle (hehe.) and some people in the dungeon to piss their pants about him and that's it.

ironically despite the obvious dictatorship going on a lot of places on earth look more like an anarchy, since as i said, nobody pays attention to them as long as they don't riot against him. so they riot against each other sometimes and nobody stops them. everyone just kind of does what they want. which probably makes some sort of psychological sense given how they're oppressed, but yeah, it's not nice to live in.

you can't know everything though! you haven't even been around for too long and i didn't get half of it but i know you've had some pretty complicated business to attend to yourself, so don't worry.

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Well, originally I didn’t have a body at all. And not having a body sucks ass so my bro (Hal) managed to convert me into code and from there into an android body. 

Right now I’m using one of his spares though since mine isn’t ready yet.

Either way this is going to be cool as fuck and I’m going to have a body again.

It’s exciting.

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oh. ok. (hal is so weird i don't get him.) i didn't know people could just get turned into code. i was about to say that sounds extremely sci-fi but i shouldn't even be surprised by that anymore.

well yeah, i bet it is, though. i don't know what it's like to not have a body at all, i don't think i want to try to imagine. uh. congrats to you then? and godspeed or something?? i don't know what people say when you get a body.

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…Is being looted really that big of a concern down there? I’ve spent most of my time on either Prospit or Derse… or the mansion, which is kind of in a pretty remote place on Earth. I’ve only done a few things on Earth, being kidnapped being one of those.

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being kidnapped sucks. don't recommend it.

ehh. it depends on where you are. there are other areas with some kind of more or less upper class, those manage to live pretty calmly. i prefer being with the average people because that way i get better stories for the show, honestly. and... it varies. some places are really peaceful, others are horrible. i mean you probably know there's not exactly any police force or anything??? just some huge scary bots that only show up when we riot. as long as we don't attack his purpleness nobody really gives a fuck what we do, so some of us use that to bash each other's heads in and loot other people's houses. economy's pretty shit so many people have financial worries, i can't even hold it against them when they see a big house and just take what they get.

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halftopainnorchance started following you

so many dirks keep following me. hey, i'm john. it's snowing.

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64692d73747269 replied to your post: sometimes people you know just get turned into...

It happens.

i feel so out of the loop??? why are you a robot?? (android???? i don't have dirk vocabulary help me out.)

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I guess that would be kind of nice. Just snuggling in in front of a fire with blankets and maybe some friends and hot chocolate or cider or something. 

Houston, Houston do you read me. Prepare for LIFDOFF in T-minus 10 seconds.

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dad always made me hot chocolate with marshmallows (and like a fuckton of cakes but nevermind those) and he had his pipe and it was really nice. i'd look for a place with a fireplace again but shit's pretty expensive down here on earth and the bigger the place the higher the chances are you get looted, haha.

ok.

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sometimes people you know just get turned into robots.