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verdi | formerly parselie | 27 | (he/they) | icon by... me! :D

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[counting-horses]

These posts contain 17 horses (59.5% of the post)

🍎 @memorycycle

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

🍎 @memorycycle

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

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[beetalerry]

drew a salman

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

[vampkillerkiller]

???

[vampkillerkiller]

I wanted to figure out what the hell was going on here, so I did a reverse image search and now I have even more questions?

Why is he reading the Bible?

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

can no one just recognize a vibe these days why do we have to hate on him

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[coolsoup97]

Attention Bajoran Workers

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[indigosfindings]

people online: hi hows it going

people irl: hi hows it going

marina diamandis if she wrote an extended version of how to be a heartbreaker where it's revealed tbat electra heart is a bee: rule number five/is you protect the hive/so that the queen can survive/and all your larvae can thrive

[speggehtix3]

one of the "these can and should coexist" things to me is "there are numerous fat people who eat healthy and exercise and could beat the average skinny person in a hike" and "fat people who are fat and arent athletic and dont eat super healthy and do get winded walking up hills also are apart of fat liberation and deserve love too"

both of these are true and both deserve love and to be able to be accepted and get proper healthcare

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Pedants have you saying shit like "dragons aren't real" which is a fucking devastating position to be in

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Crying and sniffling you did this!!! You did this by pulling the d&d dragon drfinition out and telling me that I drew a wyvern!!!

[dogpuppy]

[longnuts]

[longnuts]

[dogpuppy]

I’m having a stroke

[longnuts]

[conzoop]

Huh, must've been the wind

[roadhogsbigbelly]

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Fictional male character: “yeah, i’m not very attractive because i’m big and hairy and i sweat alot haha”

Me and every autistic gay man in the distance:

[roadhogsbigbelly]

YOU KNOW WHAT NAH YOUR RIGHT!

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Happy Pride

[64mpg]

they should make body lotion for people who are reptiles

what?

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[theropodfan-deactivated20241023]

[luwha]

[evergreen-femme]

[bish0ps]

Mom, dad... you're gay

[kushblazer666]

the people who responded “joe” and “biden” are operating a higher level than anyone else. they can see the matrix

[treecitysessions]

[furryprovocateur]

Kyoko Kirigiri