I Love McDonalds I Love Charge My Phone

I love twerk I love be bisexual I love eat hot chip and lie

[pigeon-princess]

The first season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was even more perfect than I could have dreamed⚔️

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

adam trask is really like ughhhh the intergenerational brokenness and violence haunting my family sucks so bad, i hope it doesn’t continue to the next generation. on an unrelated note im naming my kids cain and abel

[justsomeguycore]

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

[fistfullofsoul]

[celoica]

Sometimes a family is a disgraced knight a gay alcoholic priest and a teenage girl who is also Jesus Christ

[gmaybe666]

j.r.r tolkien writing the lotr trilogy:

j.r.r tolkien writing any legolas and gimli interaction:

[crispofftheblock]

Smaug: "I know the smell and taste of dwarf! No one better!"

Bilbo:

[pumkin-patchwork]

Huan and Lúthien approach Sauron at Tol-in-Gaurhoth, FA 465

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[jopzer]

i cannot believe that ser duncan the tall is Genuinely the first victim of "i accidentally got seven pussies to eat tomorrow"

[binarisunset]

in ten years HBO is going to announce the Robert's Rebellion spin off and the investment in nedbert stocks is going to pay off then

[jeyneofpoole]

theon greyjoy

[emprcaesar]

Jon snow is a friend you worry about.

[ladyylynx]

hits blunt brat cersei and brat tamer ned man. just think about it

[emprcaesar]

[emprcaesar]

If I was Jon snow I’d just stay dead. Wtf do I gotta live for? Nobody fuck with me except a twink and 3 dudes that get no play. I’m surprised he didn’t kill himself. Cold as fuck my whole family dead weak ass haircut fucked up hand face all cut up a bastard. Shit.

[gcballet]

Witches Abroad (1991) Terry Pratchett