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#thats meeeee the whole situation was weirder but i couldnt fit it into a. skeet?#cause it was a queer/trans ethnic studies class #and it was like. one of them was sorta normie 'well doesnt being raised such and such yadda yadda'#one of them was this weird. i have no idea how he got into this class but he was kicked out for this #where he was like 'it doesnt matter what you identify as you have SOCIAL CAPITAL' which HUH???#and then even the trans ally was like 'gender dysphoria causes IMMENSE SUFFERING my best friend has had THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF SURGERY'#which didnt feel like it was contributing to the point at all #and i kept looking between the girl and the prof like #what the hell are you doing tell them to shut up so she can talk????#the class was fine after that cause the provacteur got kicked oit #and the prof got better at being like NOT RELEVANT when people said weird shit #but my god.

reefsharkivist

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

eategg24

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

m41-d

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

the-walkerrr

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

eebie

there are some apples that were conceived with hatred inside of them

balaclava-trismegistus

ʷʰᵃᵗˢ ᵘᵖ ᶦᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʰᵃʷᵏ

ᶦ ᶦⁿᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰ ᵈᵉᶜᵏ

the-frightening-ghoul

ㅤ

butch-king-frankenstein

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

assaultmystic-archive

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

aqwult

#VOCABULARY RUINING IMAGE #fav #pic

mutant-distraction

📷 Brian Fryer

#me #pic

bunabi

I'm so tired of ads that're just an influencer talking to a webcam. Companies wanna do everything but pay for a real commercial. I don't want products sold by Relatable People Like Me I want your corporation to lose seven million dollars on a production crew and a 3D talking dog. Maybe even two 3D talking dogs.

doomedmutual

#pic

maykitz

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"