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Today's Document
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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taylor price
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sade Olutola
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if i look back, i am lost
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Kaledo Art
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@theartofmadeline
Mike Driver
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@verifiablyidtiotic
I have no followers now but ill keep this pinned for any followers i might get
If you arent supportive of ALL gender identies kindly fuck off. Same with sexual orientations. If you would like to harasse me for it you will most likely simply be blocked, dont waste your time.
I'm just loving how an ancient symbol of magic & purity (unicorn) is literally just. horse with a weapons upgrade
You know their usualy drawn rainbow right? Even though littererly nothing anywhere said that they cant just be black as fucking night, with their horns being glowing obsidian color?
I demand vampires with parent issues. the parents in question have been dead for 7 centuries but their immortal offspring still bring them up every week in therapy
Whats with this vampire streak recently? What changed? Are you now immortal?
gosh I wish I could afford to custom-order fiction because something just popped into my brain and now I need a story where poltergeists are the hybrid offspring of ghosts and demons. because i want to watch that custody battle
There is a place to custom order fiction!The first thing you need to do is preferably have a computer, but anything that will store written language will suffice. For this guide, we will be assuming you have access to a computer.
Step one: Make sure the computer has little chances of deactivating unexpectedly, except for circumstances outside of your control.
Step two: open your favorite word proccessor. Applications such as notepad function, though something such as microsoft word or google docs is preferable.
Step three: record your idea in as much detail as you like!
the irrepressible yearning to soak your weary bones beneath the glorious spray of a long luxuriant hot shower, versus the unbearable repugnance of becoming wet
Am slightly afraid to ask, but what is wrong with... The Wet, as rebloggers are calling it?
help tumblr i need a humorous get well card to send to my sister***
***yes this is the same sister from the DOLLAR ORIGAMI, The Nickel Incident, and the Most Unfortunate April Foolery Event posts
You outsourced this to TUMBLR?
being an invertebrate is drastically overrated and in fact represents a morally repugnant overreach on behalf of evolution
I request elaboration please
VERTEBRATE i meant VERTEBRATE
I still managed to read this and missed the part where you said "in" the first time
*shows up to a high-society cocktail party with a purse filled w/ 300 garden snails* these are my escorts for the evening
Whe you release them do you yell “Escort, go!”
of all the clowns on this webbed site your shoes are the most elongated and your nose is, by far, the most throbbingly tumescent
Every time Gaud mentions clowns I remember their fucking clown post
and which clown post specifically might you be referring to, i wonder?
Oh that is horrifying
i will never stop ragging on english but tbh all languages are terrible & i hate them
because the tribes that invaded england and drove out the britons were the angles and the saxons, but the language and land were only named after the angles, there could have been an alternate universe where england was called sexland and speakers of the language were called saxophones. alas, this opportunity has been forever lost.
my grief could drown the depth & breadth of niagra falls actually
But then the alternative would be called eng
i will never stop ragging on english but tbh all languages are terrible & i hate them
My best language fact is that there is a good amount of google workers who speak Klingon.
Posting with this tag so i can see why this tag is saved for me
Oh fuck i forgot about that why did i have to remind myself
Posting with this tag so i can see why this tag is saved for me
still peeves me off to no end that yellow is a primary color
Why? What is your thought process?
obliging question, so glad you asked! let’s begin:
red? sure! red is a serviceable color. red has functions. red can be enthusiastic–even peppy!–in certain scenarios. a little spice of life injected into the party. good for flourishes, detailing, highlights. 10 out of 10, would allow my eye cones to perceive again!
blue? FANTASTIC. Astounding. Splendiforous. would have been gifted by the gods, if the gods both existed and had an iota of common sense to pass around between them. BLUE™ = the IDEAL color, in all its forms. soothing. invigorating. POWERFUL. the color of the sky AND the oceans, AND the Blue Screen of Death? what more can i say. sublime, serene–overwhelming. All-encompassing. dissolve my stubborn corpse in blue blue blue.
but: YELLOW?
yellow is an afterthought. yellow is a mild abomination–an obnoxion, if you will, because it deserves a made-up word to honor the extent to which yellow-beige wall paint prickles at my soul. mark me, as i decree: yellow is Green That Got Seasick, and hid in its cabin for the rest of the cruise. at best, a minor irritant to which i pay no mind. at worst, the haunting beige spectre of my childhood. yellow is insipid and an accessory after-the-fact and frankly just an uninspired combination of pink and green, except it’s NOT because it is somehow a PRIMARY COLOR how did that happen???
(none of the above applies to the shade Mustard-and-or-Chartreuse, both of which are constant Delights)
People with fourth color cones in their eyes (most commonly afab people, of which approximately 12.5% have the 4th cone) have better color perception. They also routinely seem to dislike the color yellow, for reasons that only make sense to other fourth-cone-havers. Congrats, Gaud, that’s probably you!
(i say this bc i have a fourth cone and your hatred of yellow makes Perfect sense to me, and also i know from personal experience that it would make no sense to people like my sister, with their 3 cones, to whom yellow is pleasant and cheerful)
please tumblr i can’t keep learning things about myself this way
Pretty sure i found what your issue with gold is
still peeves me off to no end that yellow is a primary color
Why? What is your thought process?
obliging question, so glad you asked! let’s begin:
red? sure! red is a serviceable color. red has functions. red can be enthusiastic–even peppy!–in certain scenarios. a little spice of life injected into the party. good for flourishes, detailing, highlights. 10 out of 10, would allow my eye cones to perceive again!
blue? FANTASTIC. Astounding. Splendiforous. would have been gifted by the gods, if the gods both existed and had an iota of common sense to pass around between them. BLUE™ = the IDEAL color, in all its forms. soothing. invigorating. POWERFUL. the color of the sky AND the oceans, AND the Blue Screen of Death? what more can i say. sublime, serene–overwhelming. All-encompassing. dissolve my stubborn corpse in blue blue blue.
but: YELLOW?
yellow is an afterthought. yellow is a mild abomination–an obnoxion, if you will, because it deserves a made-up word to honor the extent to which yellow-beige wall paint prickles at my soul. mark me, as i decree: yellow is Green That Got Seasick, and hid in its cabin for the rest of the cruise. at best, a minor irritant to which i pay no mind. at worst, the haunting beige spectre of my childhood. yellow is insipid and an accessory after-the-fact and frankly just an uninspired combination of pink and green, except it’s NOT because it is somehow a PRIMARY COLOR how did that happen???
(none of the above applies to the shade Mustard-and-or-Chartreuse, both of which are constant Delights)
People with fourth color cones in their eyes (most commonly afab people, of which approximately 12.5% have the 4th cone) have better color perception. They also routinely seem to dislike the color yellow, for reasons that only make sense to other fourth-cone-havers. Congrats, Gaud, that’s probably you!
(i say this bc i have a fourth cone and your hatred of yellow makes Perfect sense to me, and also i know from personal experience that it would make no sense to people like my sister, with their 3 cones, to whom yellow is pleasant and cheerful)
please tumblr i can’t keep learning things about myself this way
Yeah gaud yellow is normally very vibrant.
no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down
Saying this to try to jinx it again i assume?
just found out what the generation after Gen Z is called and I’ve already decided I will not be handling this well
what is that generation called?
the fact that Gen Alpha directly following Gen Z implies that Generation Omega is a legitimate synonym for Gen Z
Dont think you know how the Greek alphebet works
doing a year in review. what were my best, worst, mostest and least cursed posts of 2021?
Mostest? Probably the ones about those real life operation doll abominations
Leastest? The clown nose boop may be heard for miles around.
